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Chapter 9 The Artist Formally Known As “Sheen”
(Sheen Estevez)

“Yeah, it was a pretty ruff night. But I kept my head. Jimmy told me to when I lost it in his teleporter pods and only put my head in it...I think it was the fifth time, maybe it was the sixth, I don't know. But The Point is that we still had an extremely awesome party that night. I wanted to play spin the bottle, but then forgot there were no girls here.
“Man,” Jimmy said. “That was very cool Sheen. You're not that bad...not the greatest but not bad!”
“Thanks Jimmy,” I said. I'm used to hearing that I'm no good. This isn't exactly like it but still. I don't think I've ever been told “Good Job” on villain fighting even if I did help. I'm only the guy that you push to catch something.
Yeah, the point of my Girlfriend trying to force Jimmy and Cindy to love each other...I mean, she's still my Babe. But I'm still upset. I mean, I love her and all. But Jimmy is my best friend and nothing can take that away from me.
“So Jim,” Carl asked. “What do you think of this whole League Of Villains and other villains thing?”
“I don't think much of it.” Jimmy responded. “The villains are pretty hard to beat...except for maybe Alvin. He's not that great.”
“Yeah,” said Carl. “What guy had the idea to use him?”
“Then again,” said Jimmy. “Unlike Calamitous, he can make living creatures.”
“Guys,” I said. “Job...me?”
“Oh Yeah,” said Jimmy. “That is a good idea...the villains are out of ideas right now, but still I should put alarms on everything so I can see if they are coming. But still I'll need a sample of one of them.”
“But Jim,” said Carl. “Don't you still have that germ's hair?”
“Well no,” Jimmy said. “It would've dissolved into the vaccine. That vaccine is now inside out bodies.”
“Wait,” I said. “You mean we have to go up there again!”
“No,” I said. “But tomorrow is no school. So we can do it then.”
“I'm going to be bored.” I said. “Hey Jimmy, can come down to the lab with you and listen to you talk about...sciency stuff.”
“Sheen, you're not going to get into any inventions. Remember last time? Anyways, I'm still working on one of my one-time-used inventions. Remember the Super Bubble Gum Mobile?”
“Yeah.”
“Well I'm fixing it to make it a bit more stable than before. Maybe after a bit of fine-working I can make it work to perfection!”
“Okay,” said Sheen. “Is there anything you want me to test for you?”
“Well I guess I can use my new deluxe-sight on you.”
“Whoa, finally, a invention I know the name for!”
“I couldn't think of anything else.”
(Back in The Lab)
I was lying n his back on what seemed to be a hospital bed. And a laser was right over me, pointing directly at his eyes
“Bring it on Jimmy!”
Jimmy flipped a silver switch on the laser and it started to make shiny! Suddenly...before I had time to react, a laser started to burn my eyes. Luckily, it was only for a second. When I got up I felt all woozy.
“Well Sheen,” Jimmy asked. “How do you feel?”
“Well, my eyes are burning and I can't feel my face...IT'S AWESOME!”
“Now VOX, teleport us outside.”
“Yes Jimmy!”
Suddenly Jimmy and I were outside in his field. It felt like his field, but I saw the Candy Bar. I shook my head and closed my eyes. When I opened them, I saw Linberg School. I didn't know exactly what was going on. “Hey Jimmy,” I said. “What exactly is going on? I see our school.””
“It worked,” Jimmy said. “Okay Sheen, tell yourself NOT to use the sight.”
“I don't know Jim. I'm never that good on telling myself what to do...most of the time I have to beat myself in the face.”
“Just do it!”
“Okay, here goes!” I then started to beat my eyes until they might of popped out. “DON'T USE THE SIGHT! DON'T USE THE SIGHT! DON'T USE THE SIGHT!!!”
“Sheen!” Jimmy said. “Stop it!”
“Sorry Jim,”I said. Scratching my head. “Hey, I can't see anything further.”
“Yep,” Jimmy said. “Now, if you'll just look at me for a moment...
“Okay but I still think-” I was looking straight into a light which flashed and my extreme sight was gone. “Dude,” I asked. “Can you tell me what just happened?”
“This takes away the deluxe-sight,” Jimmy said. “I saw that it still needs some work done. Now take this piece of hair and go into the lab while I ask Mom and Dad if you can spend the night.” He yanked out one of his hairs and handed it to me. I was confused why Jimmy was letting me do this. He usually super-vises everything I do.
“If you touch one thing in there I will never even let you IN the lab ever again!”
There we go, the catch! Since Carl and I are always arguing, he isn't one of my best friends. And Jimmy and my friendship is way to good to destroy. I might as well had to ask Ike if I could hang out with the cool kids let alone touch Jimmy's inventions. They would both end up the same way...I would be dead!
I took Jimmy's hair and held it up to his scanner-thing...uh VOX? I got inside with it saying. “Welcome Jimmy's friend Sheen” She opened a trap door in the clubhouse and I fell in his lab. I walked close to his computer and saw a extremely-close-finished project. It read “ XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXP Hearing Aids.” And since I help my dad shop I knew that the X's meant “Extra” but I wasn't sure what the P meant. Peppermint, Pink, Periwinkle? I put them in and thought of wanting to know what Jimmy's folks were going to answer. I directed my head a bit to the left and heard the voice of Jimmy's mom.
“Sheen...isn't the thin hyper-one?”
“Yeah Mom,” Jimmy's voice sounded like saying.
“Hmm. Well Okay...but if I figure out...don't let me remember!”
I took my Hearing Aids out, placed them on the table, and waited for Jimmy. I took a look beside them. Right on the keyboard was something that had a resemblance to the Hypno-Beam. That invention though, was green, more metallic, and had a small antenna coming from the middle. It read, Yello-Scope 2. I remembered Jimmy making something called a Yello-Scope...But I didn't remember when. When I was about to talk into it Jimmy came in.
“Sheen,” Jimmy said. “Put that down! It is very dangerous. You may remember my Yello-Scope. You had a mishap in it with you're UltraLord Talking wrist-watch.
“Now I remember, man, Vortex's house will never be the same!”
“Well, I took the equipment from it and turned it into more of a beam. The only time I used it so far was to stop my evil clone from shooting me out of mid-space. Beside them are extremely Powerful Hearing Aids. They could give a deaf person good hearing. They are XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Powerful. If you want to hear one thing shift you're head a bit...and you'll hear everything you want to hear. Together these three things, Yello-Scope 2, The Hearing Aids, and The Deluxe-Sight, make some-one who may be six hundred miles away, communicate to each-other. I made a mark for them.”
Jimmy took out a pencil and a piece of paper. He drew a triangle. “This triangle stands for the laser directions for the super-sight.” He drew a line in the triangle from the point straight down. “This line stands for the two Hearing-Aids.” and then right in the middle of the triangle, and the end of the line, he drew a circle. “This is for the Yello-Scope 2. This mark...I remember it from somewhere...but I can't think of where. I think I read it somewhere...but I haven't read in a long time.”
I think we should go inside Sheen. It's getting pretty late.” I headed for the door, but he stopped me. “Not that way. But this way.” he directed me towards a hole in the wall. He got up in into it and I followed. We waited for five seconds and were sucked up into Jimmy's room where Goddard came up and greeted us. “Miss me boy? You do? Oh yes you do...who's a nice robot dog, who's a cute little robot dog!”
Goddard licked Jimmy a few times when I asked. “Hey? What about me?” Goddard jumped from Jimmy and sniffed my leg a few time and and licked my face. “Hey Jimmy,” I asked. “Since Goddard is a robot. How does he produce Dog slobber?”
“Actually Sheen,” Jimmy said. “That is a very good question you see-”
“Jimbo, friend of Jimbo's, Dinner time.” Mr. Neutron's voice came from down from downstairs. We ran down the stairs and flipped over the railing into the kitchen. Hugh Neutron was sitting there at the table and Me and Jimmy did the same.
“Tonight we are having the Italian Pena' Alfredo!”
“That's lucky,” I said. “That is one of my Dad's and my favorite dish!”
Mrs. Neutron placed the plates on our table. I took out my Ultra-Small UltraLord action figure and made him walk on my plate. “UltraLord walks on planet Alfredo to fight the pasta monster who is trying to destroy him!” I took my fork ate some as though Ultra-Lord was making it disappear. Finally at night...we had to go to bed.
“Now,” Mrs. Neutron said. “You little rascals go to bed. And no getting a midnight snack!” After she closed the door Jimmy got out of his bed. I wasn't sure on what he was doing. He pressed a bunch of keys behind his alarm clock and out came a piece of bubble gum.
“Hey Jimmy,” I asked. “That looks shiny! What is it?”
“The Bubble-Gum mobile. You chew, and blow just a tiny bit, and then It will expand until it is big enough to let you in. Then it will suck you into the bubble and you can bounce at super-speed!”
“But Jimmy, what about those bouncy-shoes that you made. Didn't those do the same thing?”
“Yes, but I'm modifying these to be able to reflect every-day gunshots and missiles. Not to mention if you are about to be suck into the chicken ship you can take a needle, pop it from the inside, and it will all fly right in front of you. Then you can just stick you're hands in it and it will do the rest.
“Fascinating,” I said. “ Well, since we're going to need to do a lot of things to do tomorrow, I think I'll go to sleep.”
“Good Idea Sheen!”
Once we were asleep I had a strange dream. Mostly because it was in Third person. I saw myself sleeping when suddenly someone came into the room. I recognized him as the guy who owned the big, flying, black eyebrows. I wanted to say “Get away from us you freak!” but it was almost as though I wasn't there. If I were watching I movie. Behind him came the dude with the wand. I say he would have been the new Michael Jackson. He was so pale and barely had a nose. All he would have to do was grow some hair. And I'm not insulting Michael Jackson, My Dad and I own the CD of his greatest hits!
The onion dude took his floor lamp and let light shine on this scene. He tried to search the room. “Why did they make you, of all people, search the room?” asked Micheal Jackson.
“Because, my Lampy can produce light that won't wake the kid up! Right Lampy?” The lamp didn't respond so Onion dude just shrugged and finished searching the place.
“No alarms or anything,” Onion dude said to Michael Jackson. So Michael took his wand and muttered something which sounded like “Levicorpus!” and it caused Jimmy to fly off of the bed and go out into the window.
“NO!” I woke up in a start to see an empty bed in which Jimmy was in about ten minutes ago. I looked out of the window to see Onion dude and Michael Jackson walking to the big chicken ship, which was sucking up Jimmy.
“Hey,” I heard Onion dude say. “Why didn't we take the other kid?”
King Goobot came out of the ship and responded. “Because that kid doesn't know the difference from a Peanut Butter and a sewing machine!” Now we're going to need to get all of my stuff ready so that I can gain extreme power!”
I noticed that there wasn't much time. I took a look left and found Jimmy's hyper-Cube, I stuffed it into my pocket and then pushed the alarm-clock down and out came three pieces of gum, the Extreme hearing aids, the Yello-Scope 2, and a mini-laser reading the word “Super-Sight.” I pocketed these items and out of under the bed came Goddard. I thought of something.
“Goddard,” I said. “Take me out side and wait for the ship to be into space already.” Usually I didn't have good plans, but I had a very great feeling about this one. “Um...Goddard make yourself turn into that flying thingy!” He must have knew what I meant because he extended his back and made a seat come out of it. I hopped on and we went out of the window to find ourselves in Jimmy's back yard. I saw that the chicken ship was still visible, so I took the laser containing the super-sight and made the laser burn my eyes. I told myself not to use the sight. At first when it was hard I almost gave up, but then I remembered the words of an old Kung-Fu teacher who taught me...

“You need the eye of the tiger!”

I still don't get that completely. But I finally looked at Goddard and saw nothing else. I put in the Hearing-Aids and took out the Yello-Scope 2. I looked into the sky and was surprised to see Jimmy, Cindy, Libby, Carl, Harry, Osmosis, and LB tied to a wall in an empty room in the chicken ship...over one thousand miles away. I put the Yello-Scope 2 up to my mouth and pointed it in their direction.
“GUYS!” I saw Jimmy mouth something that looked like “Sheen?” I thought about what I wanted to hear, and then spoke again. “Guys, they didn't take me because they think I'm just a joke.”
“Well you are,” Vortex spoke. “Who in their right mind would think that you could rescue us? Besides where are you and how are you talking to us?”
“You don't need to hear that info you Worthless piece of Samon! Now, once I can get up there in Jimmy's smaller rocket-”
“The Strato-XL,” Jimmy said.
“Right, I have a plan to get you out of there. Jimmy, do you still have the spare instruments?”
“What?”
“What's even going on?” asked LB.
“I think he's using these inventions I made, I made a mark for them.” I saw Jimmy take a piece of parchment out of his pocket and give to Harry.
“Whoa Mate, this looks exactly like the deathly hallows mark!”
“THAT'S IT! I knew it was from a book and that was it, now I could do something about that...I could trick Voldemort into thinking that we have those!”
“GUYS!” I yelled. “Once I'm up there try to escape quick while I distracted them. Sheen Estevez, over and out!” I went back into Jimmy's room through the window and used the express route to the lab. Once in there, I ran into the rocket room and jumped in. “Batteries To Power...Turbines to speed...and, BLAST OFF!” The rocket blasted into the air and I saw I was getting close to the chicken ship. After dogging a few flying trash I sped up towards the ship and finally got inside. I got into the Hyper-Cube and pulled out something I only used once, My Awesome Base-Guitar made by Jimmy! I went straight into the room, seeing all the villains in there.
“What?” asked The Junkman. “Neutron's annoying friend? I say we should just take him too!”
But then they heard something crazily awesome. I used my awesome base-guitar abilities and made them helplessly dance to the music.
“Dance with me Lampy!” Onion dude said to his floor lamp with a face on it. “This will be the new music for the Villainous Dance Of Villainy!”
“What?” I asked Cracking up, but refusing to stop playing my awesome tunes. “What kind of name is the Villainous Dance Of Villainy?”
“It's the most evil Dance ever!” Onion dude said. He then took Lampy and started to do an extremely hilarious dance.
“WE HAVE TO GET THE BOY!” Calamitous shouted. But now I was headed off towards the room Jimmy and the friends were in. I then stopped playing and ran into the room locking the door. It was a close one too. I whistled and pushed a button on my watch which teleported us Goddard.
“Wow Sheen,” LB said. “Did you make that...wait...I'm sorry. Great dog Jimmy!” Goddard shot lasers from his mouth which sent them free.
“Wait,” Jimmy said. He shoved a nail into the floor which started to blink for five seconds, and then turned off again. “Now we can know when the villains are coming back for another attack.”
“Wait,” said Osmosis. “How in the name of Frank are we going to get out of here? I mean, we can't fly home or anything!”
“Wait a minute,” said Jimmy. “ Everyone can go into the Hyper-Cube, then Goddard can get us to the rocket!” Everyone went into the Hyper-Cube until there was just me and Jimmy left.
“Hey Jimmy,” I asked. “Can I stay out with you since I saved the day!”
“Sure Sheen,” he responded. “Goddard, activate flycycle mode!” Goddard did as he was told and we got on him and rushed out into space. I didn't see the rocket, but I noticed how we were going back into the ship. I saw Michael Jackson using his wand to put us into the middle of the ship. I knew I had to think fast. I kicked the Hyper-Cube at him just as he was saying “Avada...”
Out of it came Harry. LB, and Osmosis. The wand flying through the air fell grasp into Harry's hand as he shouted “Petrificus Totalus!” and caused Michael to fall down hard on his back. Thrax came up and began to try to slash me with his finger. I ducked and Cindy did a crescent kick to him in the head. Causing him to get extremely angry. Then Beautiful Gorgeous took out a gun quickly before Osmosis shot it out of her hand. I eagerly watched the intense battle as Goobot rushed over to the Controls and pushed forward.
“What are you doing?” asked Jimmy. “You could be pushing us right into a meteor of into a planet's orbit!”
“Exactly! And once we use my one teleporter to get out of here, you will go down at the same time!”
“But what about the power you want?”
“Who cares about it, once I'm rid of you we can destroy Easter and even Retroville! I can send them back to their hometowns and they can do all the bad stuff they could do! Then we can carry out everything here! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!”
I took a piece of gum out of my pocket and started chewing...after blowing a bit it went over me and I bashed into the Villains and the controls went the other way and I did bouncing everywhere.
“Oh No,” Libby said. “Sheen is so Hyper that he could destroy the ship in that thing, whatever it is!”
“HELP!” Carl screamed. “We are doomed...DOOMED!”
“We are not doomed,” Jimmy said. “But we can do something with this! Sheen, pop the bubble!”
I took out a needle and while still bouncing I popped it and bashed into the villains at the same time causing them to fly straight into the Hyper-Cube. Since my hands were in the gum I didn't fly in, but I was able to get those villains in there.
“Way to go Sheen,” Carl yelled.
Jimmy blasted the villains into a wall and everyone but Me, Goddard, and Jimmy got in there. We got onto Goddard and sped out of the ship just to fall into the rocket. Once we fell in we started to talk. “Hey Jimmy, what do we do with the heroes?”
“You mean me?” Jimmy asked chuckling. “I don't know, maybe I can think of something later.”
“And what do we do after we get back?”
“Probably go to sleep,” Jimmy said yawning and stretching his arms.
Once we got back into the lab Jimmy let everybody out.
“Man,” Osmosis said. “In there was totally psychedelic!” He went and sat down beside Jimmy's inventions that he's still working on.
“Great adventure Jim,” Carl said. I need to go to sleep though. He yawned and went out of the door and left the lab.
“So do we,” Libby said. “She and Cindy went out of the lab until it was just me, Jimmy, and the heroes.
“So do you think you can stay in here?” asked Jimmy.
“Yeah,” said LB. “I looks cozy.
“I call chair!” Osmosis yelled
“Okay Sheen,” Jimmy said. “Let's go back into my room and go to sleep too, I think we've COMPLETELY had enough adventure for one day. TWO invasions!”
And So we went back in the house...and did what we planned...slept for hours!

[Scythe]

Now, for chapter 10...

Chapter 10: Polyjuice Potion:
(Narrator)

So the next morning, (Or more of an afternoon) Jimmy went down into the lab. He saw the heroes laying down, snoring.
“AH!” LarryBoy yelled waking up. “Oh, Sorry Jimmy. This whole thing is crazy! I haven't got to talk to Alfred In forever! So...what are you up to this morning?”
“Hello,” said Osmosis. “I'm very tired with all this stuff that is going on!”
“I''m still trying to fix VOX with the missile section of her. Once Goobot was able to hack into it...well I wasn't able to really do anything with it!”
“Attention Jimmy,” said VOX. “Friend...needs entered!”
“Let him it VOX,” Jimmy said. He heard a loud crash and saw Sheen and Carl in the lab.
“Hi Jimmy,” said Carl. “I just wondered what you were doing.”
“I just remembered Jimmy,” said Sheen. “Today I need to get a job once you are finished with all of your inventions and problems.”
“It's Okay,” Jimmy said. “I can lay off for today.”
“Hey,” said LB. “If it's a Job you need. Will it be okay If I buy an invention?”
“Okay,” said Jimmy. “What is it that you would want?”
LB walked up to a table and found what he needed. “I want these!” He said holding up the two Hearing-Aids.
“Sure,” He said. “How much are you willing to pay for it?”
“2,000 dollars,” said LB. Jimmy gasped...if he got two thousand more dollars he would have enough money to give everyone one thousand.
“Okay,”Jimmy said. He handed him the Hearing-Aids and he handed me the equivalent of two thousand dollars.
“Okay,” said Jimmy. “Sheen gets 750, and Carl can have 700!”
“Hey,” said Carl. “Why does Sheen get fifty more dollars than me?”
“Carl,” Jimmy said. “Once he pays the other guys he will have less money than you okay? So clam down.”
Something started to buzz. The room rattled and finally stopped.
“Master Larry,” said a voice from nowhere. “Can you hear me?”
“Yeah Alfred,” said LB. “How did you reach this number from a different dimension?”
“Two words,” the voice said “Ear Wacks.”
“Gross,” said Carl. “My ear has a lot of ear wax though. I think it's damaging my scapula!”
“Carl,” Jimmy said. “That is a logical impossibility!”
“You'd be surprised,” said Carl. “OW! There it goes now...just let me go and try to work this out on my own.”
“Not Ear Wax, said LB “E.A.R W.A.C.K.S. They are super computers that gave us mind control...Alfred used them to contact with me while I had no hope. Alfred, can you find on you're computer something known as 'Yolkus?'”
“On my way!”
“Hey,” said Osmosis. “How do you honestly expect the dude to be able to get readings from outside our crazy universe!”
“Listen to this,” said LB's belt. “I found something called 'Yolkian Hourly!'”
“That makes sense,” I said. “Since an hour to them is a day to us!”
“See if you can find it on you're computer mate,” Harry said.
He went on my computer and typed in UWW (Universe Wide Web) . Yolkian
Hourly. If clicked the search button and the screen popped up a picture of Goobot. Fellow Yolkians were in the background. Jimmy noticed one had a sense of humor. He was winking while giving thumbs-up. “It says that something crazy happened-”

To move this further lets take a trip to the Chicken-Ship for further notice.

“Curses!” yelled Goobot.
“What's it this time?” asked Beautiful Gorgeous.
“Well,” said Goobot. “I'm being called over to Yolkus for a great discovery! The only thing I would care about was if Poultra was back...and was having a Neutronic Pie, A Wheezing Hamburger, and Lamb meat inside a vortex! Well...I must be off!”
“Good riddance!” yelled Eddie.
“Shut up!”
They transferred ships, Goobot got the chicken ship, and they went into the Junkman's. He set the ship into Auto-Pilot. He sat back and fell asleep...but Goobot had a rude awakening!
“SIRE!!! SIRE!!!”
“Clover!” Goobot yelled. “Shut Up!”
“But sire,” Clover said. “It is very the important...you must go to the building and meet up with you're-”
“Just shut up!”
Goobot went through Yolkus saying “No Interviews, Leave me alone, I don't even know who you are, and Be quiet. He found himself at the King Building and went inside. His throne...was not empty.
“Hello...BROTHER!”
“Hello Ooblar.” said Goobot. “I guess the voters made it seem that I wasn't going to come back...they thought that Neutron had destroyed me? So they became idiots, bought you back from the Bougosians and made you King Of Yolkus!”
“Yes...it seems so. Oh...I must have had at least one hundred different robots down there. I was tortured...I wanted to see you again...and then I remembered that YOU GOT ME THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE that I'm back LACE!”
“Well get out of my spot...now that I'm back I am king! Remember my last law? If the last Yolkian king was out of the way for over seven days, and a new one takes his spot, the previous king can come back and boot out the other!”
“Oh yes,” said Ooblar. “I'm very aware that...but I changed it!”
“Are you aware that a previous law can not be changed?”
“Um...let me think, No! We are Yolkians, we barely follow laws!”
Goobot was quite surprised on how evil Ooblar was being. Usually, Ooblar was stupid and UN-reliable. Goobot snapped back into thought and spoke up again. “So...you are being a bit more villainous than I remember! Poultra would have been pleased. Quite pleased.
“Think again sire,” said Ooblar. “I may have forgotten to mention, but the reason you are here is because the Jupitailians have sent her back...she wanted to give us another chance! And she has something...I should be happy, but I'm worried.”
“What is it Dimwit?”
“She...is laying a egg!”
Goobot was crazed. They all knew that Poultra hadn't had an egg in 100,000 years. Goobot was not believing it. “You mean I could use that Yolkian-”
“No...she is not laying a Yolkian...but another Poultra!”
“WHAT?” Goobot's voice rattled the room. The guards were not very happy with this sort of stuff.
“Hey pal,” said a guard. “If you can't handle being in the King's throne room you are going to be kicked out!”
“Please,” said Ooblar. “Anyways Goobot, you are to come to the Hatching whether you want to or not. And you play the lead role!”
“And what is that?” asked Goobot.
“You are to bring Jimmy Neutron and his horrible friends here for the baby's first meal! And if you don't succeed...it will be you!”
“Why me?” asked Goobot.
“Because I plain don't like you!” said Ooblar. “Now, the hatching is being held tonight...so you better get moving!”l
“Why couldn't you have told me earlier?”
“Because I want you to be fed to Poultra's daughter!”
“You hate me more than Jimmy Neutron?”
“Yes...I will hate you until the day I die!”
“Yeah, I bet we are all waiting for that day!”
“Guard,” said Ooblar. “Get that...that thing out of here! And send him away! I want him dead by tonight! He will only see Poultra's daughter for a few seconds! HE WILL BE DEAD!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! HE HE HE HE!”
Goobot was lead out of the room and found his way back to the Chicken-Ship and this time wasn't ambushed. He got back on it and sped up into space. After falling asleep again, he was in the pathway of the Junkman's ship.
“So how did it go?” asked Calamitous. “You weren't there for long!”
“Just leave me alone.” said Goobot. He feared his death was near.

* Back To Jimmy and The Gang *

“So,” said Jimmy. “We are going to be a dinner for that stupid chicken!”
“Take it easy Jim,” said Sheen. “You're just going...mentally crazy. Okay, get him out of here so that he doesn't destroy us!”
“No...no Sheen,” said Jimmy. “I just need a rest...if you want there is some candy over at my table.”
Sheen misheard Jimmy...instead of going over to Jimmy's table, he went over to Jimmy's computer. He saw three pieces of unusual candy. The were small, round and purple, and had yellow bumps. He noticed a small Neutron symbol printed on them also.
“Well,” Sheen said. “Candy is candy!” He stuck the three into his mouth and then rushed up to Jimmy. “Jimmy,” he said. “I NEED MORE OF THAT STUFF!”
“Sheen,” Jimmy asked. “What candy did you eat?”
“I ate the candy at your desk like you told me to.”
“Oh no,” said Jimmy. “That was my deluxe candy...the one that made everybody go crazy! I'm experimenting with them using mice and arachnids. Carl, do you have anything that if we get into his mouth quick enough...it could knock the candy's taste right out of his mouth?”
“No Jim,” said Carl. “Sorry.”
“What do we do?” Jimmy yelled. “It's not like a cure is going to come right out of the sky...or appear right in front of me with out warning!”
Just then a small cloud of smoke came knocking Jimmy over. “Timmy Turner?” He asked. “What are you doing here?”
“Oh,” said Timmy. “I just need to see if I could borrow you're cheese-ray...we're having a contest at school for making a crazy cheese sculpture.”
“Yeah,” said Cosmo. “He didn't want to do it himself!”
“MORE CANDY!” Sheen yelled.
“Turner,” Jimmy said. “Can you make something horrible enough, that it will knock a candy spell right out of Sheen's mouth?”
“You could always wish up a Polyjuice Potion,” said Harry.
“Cosmo, Wanda,” said Timmy. “Make it happen!” The two fairy godparents raised their wands and right in front of Jimmy came a jug full of a weird, greenish, liquid. Jimmy took out his Hyper-Cube and took all of the stuff in it out of it and poured a nice amount of Polyjuice Potion in it.
“JIMMY NEUTON!” Sheen yelled. “GIVE ME SOME CANDY!”
“I have some,” said Jimmy. “Right here...” He pressed the button on the top of the Hyper-Cube and shot a stream of Potion into Sheen's mouth. Sheen fell onto the floor and started to gasp for breath. He ran towards the emergency bathroom and slammed the door close.
“So...” said Jimmy. “Okay...see the game last night?”
“What game?” asked Carl.
“Sorry guys.” Sheen came out of the bathroom. He had toilet paper in his hair and he seemed to be unaware of it.
“Sheen,” said Jimmy. “Can you pat you're head for me?” Sheen started to and then found it all and threw it off of his head. “Hey,” asked Jimmy. “What was that Polyjuice stuff that we used on Sheen?”
“It will turn you into the human that you put their DNA into.”
“Would it work on a Yolkian?”
“No...it can't even work on half-giants...Professor Lupin told me.
“What if I tampered with it?”
“Then It might work.”
“Good,” said Jimmy. “I've got a small sample of Yolkian Phlegm to insert. Since a lot of them look exactly alike...Goobot won't be able to tell the difference!”
Then...for the next few hours...I worked.

[Scythe]

Now...for the long waited chapter 11 (by maybe two people...but still!) THis one was way shorter than I thought it would be, I thought it would be a 7-page one, (most of them are 5 pages exact somehow) while it ended up being Three and One-7th or something...but still...here it is!

Chapter 12: Destroyed... (A surprisingly short chapter)
(Jimmy Neutron)

Later that day I was finishing up on my tampering with the Polyjuice Potion.
"How you doing Jimmy?" asked Sheen.
"Good," I said. "I advanced the potion so much that it was able to go with the Yokian goo. Now, we can sneak into the stadium, and I can use the heating mechinisms we saw last time to destroy the egg instead!"
"That's so harsh...yet so awesome!" said Larry-Boy. "She sounds very scary and threatening..."
I picked up the potion (even though I find it more as a cool invention...Potions aren't even real! But still I was ready for anything..."Here goes nothing!" I said. I drank the potion and my face started to go crazy...I was lifted off the ground and a blast of light came out and I became a Yolkian...or even better...once of those Yolkians that heat the eggs! I can now actually destroy Poultra's daughter...and then destroy Poultra!
"Wow Jimmy..." said Carl. "Can I stay here...Poultra scares me!"
"Why Carl?"
"Becuase I had a dream that my chicken wife had an affair with her..."
"Wait," said Sheen. "Isn't Poultra a woman...O-kay..."
"Everyone," I said. "Drink up!" Carl, Sheen and Harry drank some. (Osmosis and Larry-Boy didn't take any because they aren't human) The next thing that happened wasn't very fun...Cindy and Libby got into the lab.
"Hey Jimmy-" Cindy started. But when she saw all of the Yolkians in the room she cracked her head and came at me.
"CINDY NO!" I yelled. "It's Jimmy!"
"It's true," said Osmosis.
"Okay," said Libby. "I'm glad we were ready before Cindy destroyed Jimmy!"
I threw them the glass of Polyjuice Potion. "Jimmy...I don't think we need to drink Sheen's vomit right now!"
"No Cindy," I said. "It's a potion, you will turn into a Yolkian. Then we are going to stop something terrible from happening!
"What's That?"
"Being fed to Poultra's daughter..."
Cindy looked at Me and rolled her eyes. "I knew someday she would reproduce an even uglier version of itself!" She looked into the Potion and drank up. I noticed her eye twitch. She fell on the floor and soon turned into a Yolkian. Then Libby did the same. "Okay Neutron," said Cindy. "I think it is time we get to Yolkus, but I don't want to use the Hyper-Cube!"
"It's O-kay," I siad. "I took the liberty to bring some stuff for you guys! I brought the rockets that you guys made. Osmosis can go with Sheen, Harry, you can go with me. And LarryBoy can ride with Carl.
"No need to," said LarryBoy. He then just walked out of the lab.
"He's ditching us?" Cindy crabbed. "WE saved his sorry little pickle-butt, and now he's leaving US to do all of the work?"
"Huh..." I said. I bekoned them to follow me and showed them the rides they turned into rockets. Sheen and Osmosis got in an Ultra-Lord themed one, Carl got in a butter-fly themed one, I got in the Strato XL with Goddard, and Cindy and Libby got in a compelte Girl-Themed rocket.
"Batteris to Power! Turbines to speed...Blast Off!" The rockets shot into the air and soon into space. Up there we saw a a weird purple rocket. "Anitiating Lasers!" I pushed a button and started to fire the rocket. But then I noticed that the back engine looked like a plunger and stopped firing...the lasers didn't do anything to the ship. I sped up to it.
"I thought you ditched us?" I asked LarryBoy in the rocket.
"Yeah," said LB. "You probably did, it seems my super-powered (insert the thing that gets cars to come to you) on my keychain was able to go throgh universes!"
Cindy rocketed up to me. She turned around and said, "Jimmy, how will we get there on time? It took over a day to get there last time!"
"Cindy," I said. "We were there for two hours and then went to shelter. After that it took approximately four hours to get there, we'll be there by seven O-clock...I don't think it would start by then..."
I was right...it took until Goddard showed Seven Forty-Three. Sheen was asleep with Auto-Pilot on. So was most people. There isn't much to do in the outer-regions of space. I found Yolkus and called to Goddard.
"Goddard!" I said. "Fire a siren!" Goddard did what he was told and made a loud screeching noise to come from his mouth. Everyone woke up instantly. Then Goddard squirted water onto all of the ships.
"NEUTRON!" Cindy yelled. "What was that for? WE were aready awake, we don't need to be wet!"
"I'm making sure that you stay awake!" I yelled at her. "Anyways, we are approching Yolkus! Prepare for landing!"
They did what told until Harry noticed something. "Wait...wouldn't the potion have worn off by now?"
"Yes," I said. "But while I made it for Yolkians, I enhanced the length seeing as though I we would need to be like this for a while..." Well, after five more minutes, we were on the planet Yolkus. We landed beside the stadium and then snuck inside. There were only the flame-throwing Yolkians there, I needed to get them out of the way before the Hatching. "Harry?" I asked. "Is there a spell you could use on the Yolkians up there?"
"Sure," said Harry. "I tthink I've mastered this combination!" He flew up the The Yolkians.
"Shilloin!" said one. "What are you doing here?" Harry took out his wand. "And what is with the stick in your hand?"
"Harry shouted "Petricus Totalus" to each of them and then said "Obliviate!" also. He threw them down to the ground and they splattered open.
"I'll suck them up," I said. "I took out my Hyper-Cube and pulled out my VDR. I sucked up the Yolkian remanders. "Harry's spell should have made them forget everything! Now, we will take their places and LarryBoy, Osmosis, Carl, and Sheen can stay above in the sky in their ships!"
I positioned myself opon the flame-throwing stands and so did Libby, Cindy, and Harry. We sat there for a while...
"Hey Jimmy," said Cindy. "Are you sure this is going to work?"
"Actually," said Jimmy. "I'm not! But it might be our only chance to kill both Poultra and her daughter...We've just got to-"
Yokians came pouring into the stadium. Poultra burst into the room with her screech...of course...
"BOCK...BOCK...BOCKAHHHH!!!"
The egg I thought probably held Poultra's daughter came down...It was set.
"Yolkus!," yelled Ooblar. "Prepare for the biggst event EVER!!!" Nothing happened...THAT'S YOUR CUE! START BURNING IT!"
"Oh..." I said. I started up the fire and so did Cindy, Libby, and Harry. The fire burned up the egg until the second Poultra started to hatch...but I didn't stop then! Neither did anyone else! Her eyes popped out, and then looked our way! Her eyes caught on fire! She kicked my stand and fell into the others! After that everyone fell and we were about to brake...and after that we would only get half of ourseves back! But something amazing happened...we changed to normal right before we touched the ground!
"WHAT?" Ooblar yelled. "IT'S NEUTRON! GET HIM!" Poultra's daughter waved her eyes around enough that they weren't on fire anymore...but two of the eyes were blinded! Suddenly, Two plungers came down from the sky and fell onto Poultra and Poultra 2...or whatever she is called...They electrictuted them and the two giant chickens fell over, stuned. A rope came out of the sky and came down Osmosis, LarryBoy, Sheen, and Carl.
"Good job," I said. "But I don't think they will be like that for long!"
"Jimmy," said Carl. "How do we get away? The last time we faced so many Yolkians, we had an army of kids on our side!" "
"I have an Idea!" I said. I ewnt over to the broken stand and then made fire go into the air again, I directed it to Poultra and her Daughter...the two chickens had they're eyes, wings, and legs on fire! "Run everybody!" I yelled. I got to our ships and we all got inside. We then blasted off into space to see the stadium blow-up!"
"Well," I said. "We've taken care of Poultra, her kid, and a lot of Yolkians!" But then a VERY big chicken-ship came out of the burning stadium and attacked us...at first I thought it was a Yokian army...but it ended up being the League Of Villains!
We got into space, but then we were abducted by the ship...all of us! And then, our rockets slammed into Yolkus and we were trapped in the ship...

We woke up in the center of the ship...

"Hi Jimmy," said Goobot. "Well, I've got you now! You are trapped in those cages which can't be broken!"
"Goobot!" I said. "You can't keep us forever! I can get us out of this! You know I will...you know!"
"Right...," said Goobot. "How are you going to do that? Those cages are able to stop everything, weapons, spells, and even magnetizm. You can't stop us now...it's impossible!"
"Nothing is impossible!" I said. "Nothing is."
"Yeah...right!" said Goobot. "Villains, get them into the energy-suckers now!"
The cages lifed into the air and then twirled around to bring us up to an attic. "Jimmy," said Carl. "Why are we moving?"
"Carl...just stay calm. I think we may be doomed!" We fell out of the attic-type place and each of us ended up in our own tubes...I didn't know what to do!

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

Post more soon! I gotta know what happens next!!!

[Scythe]

So here is Chapter 13...The last chapter. If you feel that the end of this chapter was rushed, I agree...but I still hope you find this last chapter nice and entertaining...(sadly, the villains didn't really get a final quote but ah...)

Chapter 13: The Geniusolution:
(Jimmy Neutron)

We fell through the roof and into indivisual tubes. There was one for each of us, the seating chart? Well, from left to right it was...

Cindy, Goddard, Libby, Carl, LarryBoy, Osmosis, Sheen, Harry, Me.

The League of Villains didn't enter the room as fast as I figured...I didn't know when they were going to come in the room...but I knew one thing...we were doomed!
"Hey," I said. "Since we are going to die probably...we should do the usual 'say some secerets before we meet our doom thing..." Everyone else nodded. "So...um...who wants to go first?"
"Well," said Cindy. "Even though Carl and Sheen get on my nerves more then everyone in the league of villains combined...I think I can still call them friends...BUT SHEEN! If you tell ANYONE that, or even bring it up if we somehow don't die...I will beat you up so much you will THINK that you lost you're life!"
"Oh," said Sheen. "I won't say a word!" While saying that, Sheen moved his eye-brows up and down.
"Well," I said. "I guess I can say that some people in the league of villains aren't so...um...bad?"
"WHAT?" the majority of the room screamed.
"What I'm trying to mean is...well um...you know I would never try to kill one of my enemies!"
"Too late," said Harry.
"Oh...right..." I said. "Okay, anyone in the "League Of Villains"...I mean, Strich is a pain, and his laugh makes me want to scream, but he is smart with ideas.
"And," said Sheen. "You have to admit, Beutiful Gorgeous is hot!...But not as hot as you!" He added looking at Libby's look (which just got worse after THAT comment.)
"Goobot do some funny gags..." said LarryBoy.
"And Baby Eddie is a genius for a seven-month old baby!" said Jimmy. I looked out of my tube. Then I looked back at the others... "But I will still hate them all as long as I live!"
The attic-type room above us creaked... "What was that?" Libby asked in panic. "What's going on?"
"I don't know," I said. "It's probably The Villains!" But I was wrong! It wasn't a villian! It was somthing much worse, or much better it was-
"HELLO MY FRIENDS!"

It was Bolbi...somehow...

"Bolbi..." I asked. "How did you get in here?"
"Bolbi stay on big chicken-ship after little battle! Bolbi been on the ship for over a more than one dayz!"
"So you're saying you've been in the attic for the past day and a half?" I asked. Bolbi didn't respond. I looked at the controls, and then looked at Bolbi...I then looked back at the controlls...and then at Bolbi...I had a great idea!"
"Bolbi," I said. "Go over to that control panel...big metal shiny devise!"
"Okey-Dokey!" Bolbi responded going over to the controlls. I reached into my pocket and pulled out the super-sight mini-laser! I scanned my eyes with it and then focused on the controls.
"Okay Bolbi," I said. "Go to big red lever...push up all the way!" I was kinda afriad he was going to break it, but he was our only shot! The good thing is...he did it correctly! "Okay Bolbi..." I said. "Now, push button with Jimmy on it (I flinched on having to use third-person) and set timer to twelve zero-zero." Bobli did that right too! "Okay Bolbi," I said. "You are done now...just go behind those boxes over there and wait until I say you can go!" Bolbi then skipped over behind the wooden boxes...and stayed there...quiet as a mouse.
"What did you do Jimmy?" Cindy asked.
"That's what I'm wondering," Libby said. "What did Bolbi do to the controls?"
"Well," I said. "I made Bolbi put the energy-sucker on "Super-Charge" and then made it so that in Twelve Minutes...the effect will only go to my tube!"
"What will putting it up to mass overload accomplish?" asked Cindy.
"You'll see!" said Jimmy. "I know we can now get out of this!"
At that monent, King Goobot and the League Of Villains entered the room. Professor Calamitous went over to the controlls...
"Don't do anything yet," said Goobot. "I want to make a proper ending to these nitwits! So Jimmy? Any last words? Hm?"
"No..." I said. "Except that I'm sorry Sheen. Cindy, Libby, Carl, Osmosis, LarryBoy, and Harry...I got you into this...and I don't know how you could forgive me at all...*gulp*."
I looked around. Libby, Carl, and LarryBoy were crying. Everyone else just looked depressed...except for Cindy...she looked angry. She becomes angry when Carl, Sheen, and I pull pranks on her. She gets angry when I beat her in grades or anything else...this wasn't anything like that! Right now she was fuming!
"Calamitous!" said Goobot. "Anitiate (SP...?) energy sucker...mechinism..." Professor Calamitous pushed the big read button! Everyone started to fall over and Goobot was getting slightly bigger...until soon we were all dead...but I got a chance to say:
"Goddard...camera...ugh..."
"Bark...Bark..." He threw out a Camera just before he died...
"HA HA HA HA HA!" yelled Goobot who was about one-seventh times bigger.
"I can now take over the universe along with everyone here! And I'll be even cooler than Albert Einstein...wait...what?"
"Somethings wrong..." said Stritch.
"No Dip!" Goobot said. "Wait...huh? I need help! Maybe UltraLord can save me! What? WHAT WAS THAT?"
"Reverse it!" The Junkman yelled to Calamitous!
"I can't!" Calamitous said. "It's jammed!"
"Just focus on taking over the world!" yelled Beutiful Gorgeous.
"But that is wrong..." said Goobot. "God wouldn't want...WHAT? HELP ME! BARK BARK! Grr...huh? I'm not a dog!"
"Neither are you Neutron, Vortex, Estevez, or Pickle-Juice!" said Thrax.
"I'm allergic to Pickle-Juice!" said Goobot. "Wait a minute...you can't be allergic to all that kind of stuff! It's against all laws of physics...But one person isn't allergic to anything! ULTRALORD! ULTRALORD! ULTRALORD!" Goobot's face was going crazy, crosseyed and the Phlegm seems to be going red. "Ah! This red doesn't go with my outfi-UIltraLor-BARK BAR-AHHH! What's going on? Wait a minute...think...Think...THINK! I have no idea!" Goobot was clearly out of his mind. He seemed to be taking in everybody's personalities, and since there all in one, it's over powering! "I can do better than this! You want some Goobot! You've got Goob-Llama, Llama, Llama, L-Holly Heisenburg! Huh?"
"Stop going crazy!" yelled Baby Eddie. "It's getting on my nerves!"
"I can't! Said Goobot. "And there seems to be no logical explanation on why this is happening...oh..." Goobot started to speak so fast that nobody could understand what he was saying...it was stuff like "Ul-llam-musi-neut-alfre-expel-yowha-AH!" And then Goobot fell over, apperantly as dead as all of us!
Calamitous finally got the switch to work and then all the energy, even Goobot's, was given to me! I woke up, and then smashed the glass open. I ran over to the controlls and reversed the effect of the machine to make it perfect. I threw the dead Goobot into my old cage. I yelled... "AHHHHhHH" and then got into Goobot's booth to suck up all of the energy! In one minute...everything returned to normal!
"What's happening?" asked Libby. "I'm alive again?"
"I'm alive!"' yelled Carl! "SOMEBODY CALL MY MOM!"
"ULTRALORD HAS ANSWERED MY PLEAD!" yelled Sheen. Goobot, however, still seemed to be dead! I opened the tubes and everybody ran out.
I got over to Goobots and so Did Cindy and Osmosis. We picked him up and threw him into the wall, hoping that it would wake him up, and it did! Before he crashed, he stopped and hovered.
"You did it again Neutron huh? Again! Well, you still can't stop me! There is nothing you can-"
"Petrificus Totalus!" yelled Harry as Goobot fell over(a stiff as a board). LarryBoy yelled. "Laser-Beam Activate!" After that, a laser came out of his belt and the door exploded! "Come on! We can still get to the rockets!"
"But even if we tried," I said. "We would STILL have to destroy the League Of Villains! And I'm not being sucked up again!" I turned around and looked at the Legue Of Villains. I ran out to the controlls and made the controlls go down into Earth! (I was pretty lucky to be close to Earth at the time.) I broke the controls to make spiroll out of controll. "Everyone Grab hands!" I yelled.
"I don't see how that's possible!" yelled LarryBoy.
"You can be ears...and...NOW!!!" I pushed the teleportation system on my watch and we all appeared in our ships. "Everyone!" I yelled. "Go quickly, the League Of Villains might destroy some part of Earth not on purpose!"
Everyone very quickly sped up to the Chicken-Ship and it looked as though we were heading towards Retroville! It was heading (more exactly) towards the Purple-Flurp factory!
"Everyone, activate your Etractor-Beams!" I yelled. Everyone did their best to lift the Chicken-Ship and then the wieght caused us to spin around and ending up tossing the ship into a giant peice of water! And with that...the Chicken-Shipp sunk in the water...and so did the Villains!
"Come on everyone!" I yelled. "The villains are gone...we're just lucky that they have a sheild that keeps water out...I hope..."

LATER THAT DAY:

In the lab I was working with Portals to bring the heroes back to thier own universes. I tampered with the portals and then it appeared with each one of their places!
"So this is Goodbye," said Harry. "So...Bye mate!" Harry walked through the portal and disappeared. The portal shut down.
"Bye dude," ssaid Osmosis getting into his own. That portal shut down. LarryBoy remained.
"See ya!" LarryBoy said. "I might be able to...after all, you and my Butler are both geniuses!" He walked into his portal and dissapeared, so did the Portal.
"Well," I said. "Everything is back to normal. The League Of Villains are out of here, and we can live in peace again!"
"You know what I say?" asked Sheen. "I'll take my new Candy and then we'll have a party!"
"Well," said Libby. "We learned he throws good ones!"
"Tomorow at 5:00 p.m. I will have everything set...and it will be crazily awesome! So...um...THAT'S ALL I KNOW!"
"Jimmy," said Carl. "I'm kinda happy that that all happened."
"What do you mean?" I asked.
"Well," said Carl. "I had a good time...and it was kinda fun too!"
"Yeah Neutron," said Cindy. "It was cool...but I wonder why we didn't die...I felt it and everything, but what happened?"
"Well," I said. "When Bolbi switched it to the Super-Charge setting, I made it Goobot also gained our personalities! He went so crazy they had to reverse it only to my tube...I smashed out, switched everything to normal, and we were saved!"
"Oh..." said Carl. "That makes sence! Great old Bolbi did something!"
"Yeah," I said. "Wait...BOLBI!"
"He saved us," said Cindy. "We have to save him now! Come on! We need to get the Hover-Car pronto!"
"You know," said Carl. "This is like in those movies, but they never actually show that anyone is going to help the person in need-"
"Let's go!" I said. He got into the Hover-Car and Blasted towards the part of water we dumped the ship and saw Bolbi with a chair-floaty...drinking Coconut-Milk and just chillin'...
"Bolbi!" I said, "Get up here!" I splashed down into the water and then let Bolbi aboard. "How did you get the Coconut and Floaty?"
"I find little cube thing!" said Bolbi.
"Great!" I yelled. "You found the Hyper-Cube!" I took the Hyper-Cube from him and we went off towards the lab. I settled infront and looked at Bolbi. "You saved us...and we saved you, we are now even."
"Horray for Bolbi!" yelled Carl.
"Okay Carl," I said. "That is a bit over the top! So...um Goodbye!" I went into the lab and Goddard looked up at me. He came over and snuggled against my legs.
"Bark Bark!" he Barked. I patted him on the head.
"It's okay Goddard," I said. "Everythings back to normal...and everything will be alright!"



THE END

[Katy]

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