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#41 SweeneyxxTodd

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Posted 18 June 2010 - 12:42 AM

Goddard: Bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark. Bark.


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I'm not sure why, but I really like this one.
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#42 JimmyxxCindy4EVER

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    I'D forgive you, FJ... <3<3

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Posted 18 June 2010 - 12:47 AM

Professor Calamitous: I just know you want to, um, um, well, if you know what I mean.

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#43 curiochibi

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Posted 18 June 2010 - 02:43 AM

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You all are cracking out GEMS, I swear.

Kaz actually made me snort milk out my nose with the vector one XD

I must consult my friend who is a master of pick-up lines for inspiration and I'll contribute soon enough.

Maybe I should do some TOSOT ones...;)


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#44 Katy

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Posted 18 June 2010 - 03:04 AM

wow everyonbe can think of good pick-up lines for this except for me. :(
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#45 Kaz

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Posted 18 June 2010 - 08:28 AM

Wow, I've been quoted.

Katy, I'm sure you've got a cracker waiting for us, you just need to think ^_^
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#46 JimmyxxCindy4EVER

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    I'D forgive you, FJ... <3<3

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Posted 18 June 2010 - 02:05 PM

Yesh, you can do it, Katy!! :thumbsup:
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#47 Zoey <3

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Posted 18 June 2010 - 04:53 PM

:Jimmy: "It doesn’t take a genius to see how gorgeous you are, but if it did, I would be overqualified"

:Jimmy: "Hey Baby , I’m like a rubix cube. THe more you play with me, the harder I get."

:Jimmy: to :Cindy: "I less than three you…(i < 3 you)"
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#48 Kaz

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Posted 18 June 2010 - 06:08 PM

:Jimmy: "It doesn’t take a genius to see how gorgeous you are, but if it did, I would be overqualified"

:Jimmy: "Hey Baby , I’m like a rubix cube. THe more you play with me, the harder I get."

:Jimmy: to :Cindy: "I less than three you…(i < 3 you)"



I love these Zoey. The second one had me spit my tea back into the cup lol
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#49 JimmyxxCindy4EVER

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    I'D forgive you, FJ... <3<3

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Posted 18 June 2010 - 08:15 PM

:Jimmy: It doesn't take a genius IQ to figure you out!
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#50 curiochibi

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Posted 20 June 2010 - 05:42 PM

:Jimmy: "Hey Baby , I’m like a rubix cube. THe more you play with me, the harder I get."



First I did this: :blink:
Then this: :lol:
And finally: Posted Image


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#51 JimmyxxCindy4EVER

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    I'D forgive you, FJ... <3<3

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Posted 20 June 2010 - 08:06 PM

Junkman: You being spoiled and obnoxious doesn't stop me from loving you!
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#52 okmeamithinknow

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Posted 21 June 2010 - 03:05 AM

DJ: They don't call me the Dick-tator for no reason.

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#53 curiochibi

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Posted 21 June 2010 - 03:06 AM

DJ: They don't call me the Dick-tator for no reason.

~Crys~


I was waiting for one like this to show up :lol:



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#54 Zoey <3

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Posted 21 June 2010 - 03:09 AM

LOLEPICWIN!!
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#55 curiochibi

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Posted 21 June 2010 - 03:22 AM

LOLEPICWIN!!



I agree.
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :angrymob: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

...how did that angry mob get in there? :blink:



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#56 Zoey <3

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Posted 21 June 2010 - 03:25 AM

Ah man! Wherever you have a group of happy people, there always has to be a group of people to ruin it. (Hint the angry mob) :P
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#57 Kaz

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Posted 21 June 2010 - 10:09 AM

That was amazing XD
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#58 CjIiNmDmYy

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Posted 21 June 2010 - 03:48 PM

This is a bit perverted. Uh...

Sheen to Libby: You can lick the sugar off me anyday, Libbylicious... *holds out candy cane*

@ Katy: You come up with so many cool videos. Same goes for pick-up lines. I know you can do it. ^_^
@ Mary: Thanks! Don't know what I thought while typing that.
@ everyone else: Keep up the LOLing work!! :) :w00t:
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#59 JimmyxxCindy4EVER

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    I'D forgive you, FJ... <3<3

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Posted 21 June 2010 - 08:18 PM

@Crys: OMG!!!!!! Now THAT had me almost ROFLMAO!!!!!! NICE WORK!!! :thumbsup:

@Sadi: That is TOO cute, girl!!

G'ma Taters: I'm happy doing anything with you!

Tee(on behalf of all 3 of them): Whatever we do with you is 3 TIMES as fun when you're with us, foo'!

Baby Eddie: You're not too old for ME, dollface!!

:Goobot: I'm green with envy of your abilities...(that's all I could think of for him lol)
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#60 John Richards

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Posted 22 June 2010 - 03:23 AM

I have an idea for a pickup line that might just work, albeit it requires some improvisation.
I call it "actually being nice". You just say whatever's nice. Take feedback from her on what she does not consider to be nice. If this does not work, give up and find someone else.
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