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#21 okmeamithinknow

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Posted 18 October 2009 - 09:28 PM

La! Here's my first entry...

It's a haiku written by Calamitous to BG from prison.

Title: Curses
Characters: Professor Calamitous and Beautiful Gorgeous

Thwarted by genius
Orange is not my color
Rescue me from...

~Crys~
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Posted 18 October 2009 - 09:37 PM

La! Here's my first entry...

It's a haiku written by Calamitous to BG from prison.

Title: Curses
Characters: Professor Calamitous and Beautiful Gorgeous

Thwarted by genius

Orange is not my color

Rescue me from…

~Crys~

Made me snicker, XDDDD.





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#23 JimmyxxCindy4EVER

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Posted 18 October 2009 - 09:53 PM

I think I might try this, but I'm a D-U-D when it comes to poetry. I might try to shoot for my fave shipping, J/C, but I'm not sure how it'll turn out. But I'll give it a shot when something hits me. *shot* Not like that!!! lol I think limericks are the best poetry I've ever done. Seriously. But it's hard for me to think of something right off the bat. I'll do my best, tho. ;)

*begins to think*

I think I got one, but it's sketchy...

Title: Secret Love
Pairing: J/C

As I gaze into your emerald eyes from afar
I dream of our adventures near and far
I caught you when you fell
I'll remember that moment well
Loving you is never too hard

Nice touch with the colors, eh?? ^_^
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#24 okmeamithinknow

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Posted 18 October 2009 - 10:01 PM

Made me snicker, XDDDD.


Made me snicker writing it.

I should also add that the missing syllable/final word is intentional, in case anyone doesn't get it.

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#25 Mara=^.^=

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Posted 19 October 2009 - 12:31 AM

LOL Crys and Em, love your poems!


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Posted 19 October 2009 - 03:23 PM

Wow, looks like I have some competition. :lol:

Casey: I LOVE IT!! It's so awesome. ^_^

Crys: :lol:!! Love it too.

Em: Wow. Not bad for a first try. I'm impressed. ^_^
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Posted 19 October 2009 - 11:55 PM

Woot! I have decided to hop on this bandwagon before it takes off without meXD There were numerous things that traversed across my mind when I looked into this contest today, and this special poem was all I could come up with^^ Hope you all like it^^

Title: Ballad of a lonely scientific heart
Pairing: Jimmy addressing his feelings about Cindy

The light fades to gray as I look beyond the east
though such a sight pains me it still provides quite the feast
for a lonely heart ever beating upon cold notes of empty sorrow
the horizon withholding all my joyous prosperity yet it still reaches out for tomorrow.
sleek machinery pulses and abounds,
but I know no heart nor soul is ever to be found
within their hollow confines and electrical shells,
motherboard circuitry and neon swells,
None of them should truly matter and yet they do,
but why I beseech them, why must this be true?
What is it I am really accomplishing all these phenomenal tasks for,
and why must I agonize all the more,
for if science isn't what makes the heart desire,
then what...or whom is the one who absolutely lights my fire?
Who creates the guiding light in the devouring dark?
To whom do I owe it to for the origin of my spark?
If I seek hard and search far and wide,
perhaps I may arrive at the answer that was hidden inside,
hidden in a certain place that is quite special to me,
and arrives at the girl who has actually has been my neighbor since I was 3.
Will I admit to this fact that confounds me to this day?
Only time will tell is all I have to say...
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#28 JimmyxxCindy4EVER

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Posted 20 October 2009 - 08:08 PM

LOL Crys and Em, love your poems!


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Aw, thx, Mara!!! :bff:
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Posted 22 October 2009 - 03:26 AM

Keep posting, fair friends!


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#30 okmeamithinknow

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Posted 22 October 2009 - 05:11 AM

This is a poem from Goddard to Roxie. Unfortunately it's too racy for me to translate. Trust me; it would make my dead grandmother blush. ;)

Title: My Luminescent Goddess of Lechery
Characters: Goddard and Roxie.

Bark bark Mmmbark bark! Grr, rrr, mbbark! Bark!
Aow, bark bark. Baaaark!
Aaaah Oooooooh!
Mmm, bark bark!
Grrr bark bark!
Eow, eow...
Aow, bark bark!
Grr rrrk ar ark! Bark!
Mmmbark bark! Grr, rrr, bark! Bark!
Reow oooooooh!
Grrrrr rrrrr
Aaaaoooh row row eaow woof
Bark bark yeaow bark bark.
Whir bark bark yeow
Grr rrrk ar ark! Bark!!
Aaaaoooh row row eaow woof!
Bark Grrrrr,
Bark yeaow rrrrr bark bark. Whir bark!
Reow oooooooh! bark yeow!
Mmmbark bark! Grr, rrr, bark! Bark.

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Posted 22 October 2009 - 02:14 PM

This is a poem from Goddard to Roxie. Unfortunately it's too racy for me to translate. Trust me; it would make my dead grandmother blush. ;)

Title: My Luminescent Goddess of Lechery
Characters: Goddard and Roxie.

Bark bark Mmmbark bark! Grr, rrr, mbbark! Bark!
Aow, bark bark. Baaaark!
Aaaah Oooooooh!
Mmm, bark bark!
Grrr bark bark!
Eow, eow…
Aow, bark bark!
Grr rrrk ar ark! Bark!
Mmmbark bark! Grr, rrr, bark! Bark!
Reow oooooooh!
Grrrrr rrrrr
Aaaaoooh row row eaow woof
Bark bark yeaow bark bark.
Whir bark bark yeow
Grr rrrk ar ark! Bark!!
Aaaaoooh row row eaow woof!
Bark Grrrrr,
Bark yeaow rrrrr bark bark. Whir bark!
Reow oooooooh! bark yeow!
Mmmbark bark! Grr, rrr, bark! Bark.

~Crys~

THAT is the single greatest poem I've ever heard! You rock, Goddard! :rock: ROFL





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Posted 22 October 2009 - 02:39 PM

This is a poem from Goddard to Roxie. Unfortunately it's too racy for me to translate. Trust me; it would make my dead grandmother blush. ;)

Title: My Luminescent Goddess of Lechery
Characters: Goddard and Roxie.

Bark bark Mmmbark bark! Grr, rrr, mbbark! Bark!
Aow, bark bark. Baaaark!
Aaaah Oooooooh!
Mmm, bark bark!
Grrr bark bark!
Eow, eow…
Aow, bark bark!
Grr rrrk ar ark! Bark!
Mmmbark bark! Grr, rrr, bark! Bark!
Reow oooooooh!
Grrrrr rrrrr
Aaaaoooh row row eaow woof
Bark bark yeaow bark bark.
Whir bark bark yeow
Grr rrrk ar ark! Bark!!
Aaaaoooh row row eaow woof!
Bark Grrrrr,
Bark yeaow rrrrr bark bark. Whir bark!
Reow oooooooh! bark yeow!
Mmmbark bark! Grr, rrr, bark! Bark.

~Crys~


Ditto there!! Goddard and Roxie doesn't get enough attention too. Good job. :thumbsup:
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#33 Mara=^.^=

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Posted 22 October 2009 - 06:35 PM

LOL, Crys!

You're a genius, I tell you! I LOLed so hard. Doggie porno FTW


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Posted 22 October 2009 - 07:57 PM

:lol: Good stuff.
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#35 okmeamithinknow

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Posted 22 October 2009 - 08:28 PM

Thanks guys! I'm glad you loved it. I had a lot of fun writing it.

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Posted 22 October 2009 - 11:36 PM

This is a poem from Goddard to Roxie. Unfortunately it's too racy for me to translate. Trust me; it would make my dead grandmother blush. ;)

Title: My Luminescent Goddess of Lechery
Characters: Goddard and Roxie.

Bark bark Mmmbark bark! Grr, rrr, mbbark! Bark!
Aow, bark bark. Baaaark!
Aaaah Oooooooh!
Mmm, bark bark!
Grrr bark bark!
Eow, eow…
Aow, bark bark!
Grr rrrk ar ark! Bark!
Mmmbark bark! Grr, rrr, bark! Bark!
Reow oooooooh!
Grrrrr rrrrr
Aaaaoooh row row eaow woof
Bark bark yeaow bark bark.
Whir bark bark yeow
Grr rrrk ar ark! Bark!!
Aaaaoooh row row eaow woof!
Bark Grrrrr,
Bark yeaow rrrrr bark bark. Whir bark!
Reow oooooooh! bark yeow!
Mmmbark bark! Grr, rrr, bark! Bark.

~Crys~


I love you forever for writing this.
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#37 CjIiNmDmYy

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Posted 25 October 2009 - 12:48 PM

All ye' poems AWESOME!!
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#38 CjIiNmDmYy

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Posted 31 October 2009 - 09:18 AM

Here's my poem. The pairing is JC, but I often wander from that subject. Hopefully it'll make sense. :whistle:

Jimmy and Cindy sitting on a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G...

lol, joking. That's not the one this is.

So different, yet so same...

Jimmy and Cindy,
Or J/C as shippers say.
It's IMPOSSIBLE not to think about,
Every single day...
Always jumping at each other,
Out of the blue...
Jimmy's a genius,
and Cindy is too,
Episodes like KoM,
and LSTN, makes you think
Oh wow, is this bickering
ever gonna end?
Either always starts a silly little fight,
and the loser always goes off in plight.
Cindy's always jealous of Jimmy's love interests.
Is there a secret she's keeping from all?
Yes, is the answer to that, I must say.
She loves him more and more by every passing day...
It's the same with dear Jimmy,
Plus they both know it.
But they're afraid to show it!
But I shake my head, and think,
Such hypocrites both of them are.
They're not afraid to shove
each other over the edge,
but they can't tell each other how they feel?
That's kinda wierd, but that's what I love.
That's the J/C way,
and I'm gonna ship it by every passing day...

The End.
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#39 JimmyxxCindy4EVER

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Posted 31 October 2009 - 09:32 PM

That was great, Sadi!!
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Posted 01 November 2009 - 11:24 AM

Really? It's not too stupid or something, right? Anyway, ignore my jabber :lol:, and THANKS ALOT! :D
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