I laughed.
I cried.
I curled up into a ball and died repeatedly. 
I mean, seriously, what else is there to say about these pictures? 
Buuuuuut since you openly admitted to being attention whores, I'll feed you more. (; that's what he said hahahaha.
Thankee kindly, Krista. 

 We do love the...love.
Okay, first of all... Katie. You can pull off being a man so well that it's scary as hell. You should wrap your torso, wear baggy clothes, and go out into the world like that JUST to see if anyone notices that you're actually a chick. And then if they do, you'll pull one of DJ's action-shots on their asses. Forrizzle my nizzle.
Oh yes, I know how to channel "man". I'm not a very girly person. I kind of dig androgyny. If it weren't for my girlish figure and extremely short stature, I bet I could cross dress very convincingly. A guy that had a crush on me (and later turned out to be bi) tried to compliment me once (while drunk) on how much I looked like a man. He claimed to be straight at that time, but he followed me around all night trying to explain to me how manly I was and how attractive that was. So yes, apparently I channel "man" (sexy man) even when I don't try, lol. 
Mara and I did run into the issue of trying to figure out what to do about my... girlier areas in the photos. But then we decided DJ might be undergoing hormone therapy, and left it at that.
I just want to note that I also laughed hysterically when I saw DJ fapping to a pic. of his fandom picture, and smiling with sheer devilish glee. It made my night.
It made DJ's night, too.
PS. Bathrobe pics ftw. Too bad he couldn't have been holding up that shampoo I stole (psssst, sorry about that).
You are not yet forgiven for that, Krista. DJ has never been able to get his hair rock out as well as it did in the days long ago when his shampoo was still in his possession. 
The only picture I think I could love more than the DJ/Aurora one is when DJ is all Dr. Evil in his fold-out chair, and Mara is behind him like his evil secretary (REMEMBER DJ, NO INTERRELATIONS SHALL BE PERMITTED DURING WORK HOURS. IT'S AGAINST CODE DAMMIT).
Evil secretary, indeed. DJ is just using Mara now to record his final takeover of the galaxy, and the destruction of Aurora. For more information, see the upcoming conclusion to TOSOT. 
On another note, Yin is in China but I emailed him the very first picture posted here, with DJ steepling his fingers.
Here's what he had to say.
Wow, that's disturbingly convincing, though his hands definitely aren't manly. DJ has boobies, though (and Zefron hair). Maybe that's why he's evil.