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#1 RocksmySocks

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Posted 18 May 2009 - 09:45 PM

LOL, Katie and I should have an insult tournament as DJ and Aurora.


~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =


With exams and papers drawing to a close, I decided to take you up on this offer.



Let it be known that this thread will hold an epic battle of willpower, wits, and ego (in addition to what I'm certain will be a good dash of innuendo) between the two most powerful humans left in the galaxy...


AURORA

vs

DICTATOR JIMMY




On the left, we see Aurora Vortex, jaded member of the resistance, and the only being to have been inside the dictator's lair and lived to tell the tale. While some doubt her loyalties due to rumors of a childhood romance with the dictator himself, Aurora has always vehemently denied any treachery and makes a habit of shooting those who won't shut up about it. In her free time, Aurora enjoys tai chi, tai bo, judo, jujitsu, karate, and jigsaw puzzles.

On the right, we see Dictator Jimmy, once good-hearted boy genius of planet Earth, turned evil mad-man through the power of megalomanium. After annihilating most of his planet, Dictator Jimmy next challenged himself with the remaining inhabitants of his universe. His rule is next to absolute, and he sees no considerable threat to his power. On weekends, DJ enjoys experimenting on captured civilians, tinkering on deadly inventions in his lab, and concocting evil plans while in the bath (bubbles mandatory).



Aurora will be hosted by the Mighty Pen of Mara, and Dictator Jimmy will be hosted through the Possessed Mind of Katie.


Let the games BEGIN.
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#2 J/C AVA

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Posted 18 May 2009 - 09:48 PM

HUZZAH!!! I'm SO in for this!!!

-grabs a sit, a large snack bar and a comfy sofa chair-

LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!! :rock:
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Posted 18 May 2009 - 09:55 PM

MY WORD THIS WILL BE EPIC. *loads up on cotton candy and soda and beanbag chairs*

START NAO. Plz. :thumbsup:





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Posted 18 May 2009 - 10:19 PM

:o Woah! I can't wait. It's gunna get ceraazzyy in here.
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Posted 18 May 2009 - 10:39 PM

YESH! :rock:

Epic DJ v. Aurora battle FTW!

*steals Flank's lawnchair and makes popcorn*
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#6 Mara=^.^=

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Posted 18 May 2009 - 10:42 PM

In her free time, Aurora enjoys tai chi, tai bo, judo, jujitsu, karate, and jigsaw puzzles.
On weekends, DJ enjoys experimenting on captured civilians, tinkering on deadly inventions in his lab, and concocting evil plans while in the bath (bubbles mandatory).

OMG Katie I LOVE YOU. You made this sound like a combination of WWE and the Miss America pageant.

Tuesday after your 24 hour exam and my freakin' paper, this shiznit is GOIN' DOWN :rock:


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#7 RocksmySocks

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Posted 18 May 2009 - 10:44 PM

Tuesday after your 24 hour exam, this shiznit is GOIN' DOWN :rock:


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HELLZ YEAH
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Posted 18 May 2009 - 10:56 PM

Oh yeah!! :dance: :dance: :w00t:
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Posted 18 May 2009 - 11:26 PM

*pulls out comfy chair and a box of popcorn & a carton of chocolate milk*

Kay, I is RED-AY.
(Psst. They're not starting yet.)
No?
(No.)
Then I is RED-AY to sit and wait.

*eats popcorn and drinks milk while waiting*
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#10 okmeamithinknow

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Posted 19 May 2009 - 12:08 AM

To quote Corky Shimatsu- This is going to be super fabulous!
I can't wait!!
No I can!
No I can't!
Argh! Yes I have to wait.....
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Posted 19 May 2009 - 12:21 AM

:w00t: :w00t:

This shall be epic.

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#12 XstarsandheartsX

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Posted 19 May 2009 - 12:25 AM

My gosh, this is going to be the most epic battle EVAR. :rock:
The only way is could possibly be more epic is if Chuck Norris randomly popped in.
But we all know Aurora and DJ would blow him to smithereens.
*gets idea*

Anyway, I CAN'T WAIT!!
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#13 ShadRose17

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Posted 19 May 2009 - 04:52 AM

*sits pillow in my corner, noms on potatos, waits*
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Posted 19 May 2009 - 04:52 AM

OMGOSH! I have to see this *Sits back with a bowl of popcorn and a purple flurp*
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Posted 19 May 2009 - 05:17 AM

YESH!!!!

**grabs a comfy chair, gets to front, buys an ice cream instead of popcorn from Candy Bar and Purple Flurp**


This has to be fun, now I'm a TOSOT reader!
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#16 okmeamithinknow

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Posted 19 May 2009 - 09:20 AM

Anyone want to take bets on who'll win?
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#17 Macey

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Posted 19 May 2009 - 10:11 AM

I SAY THIS WILL GO ON FOREVER WITHOUT A WINNER.

DJ: Ahem.

...I SAY AURORA WILL WIN.

AURORA: In your face.
DJ: *not amused*
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#18 RocksmySocks

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Posted 19 May 2009 - 03:17 PM

DJ, without a doubt. I'm putting it all on him! XD





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#19 Flank

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Posted 19 May 2009 - 03:58 PM

*Grabs bacon chips, sits down on the ground near Beks.*

YAY! This shall be epic! Go AURORA! For the pink bathrobe!




HAHAHA! Katie succumbed into the gutter. I mean DJ, I mean... Oh, look, multidimensional synchronophasatron!
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#20 J/C AVA

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Posted 19 May 2009 - 04:49 PM

Who I'm betting?

Well, since Aurora is the future version of Cindy in TOSOT...

YESH!!! :rock:

Go Aurora!! Kick DJ's no good hinnie!!

-high fives Flank-

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