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[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

Not necessarily THAT, but 1/5 of your posts makes someone mad.

Sorry. I have issues I need to work out. Hey, at least I admit I have issues, unlike SOMEone I could mention...

HEY!!!

Sorry, but it's true, girl.

[Macey]

Here's some Twilight jabs I found:

In the new Potter Puppet Pals, there's a jab at the beginning:

HARRY: It's not just any book, guys!
RON: Is it a young adult vampire romance novel?
*10 Seconds Later*
*Ron is standing in the corner with his face to the wall*

Annnnd there's another in the new Uminekolol, after Eva tells her (severely OOC) story: http://i32.tinypic.com/15rmrg1.jpg

[Katy]

save trees recycle twilight

[CjIiNmDmYy]

lol that was funny!

[RocksmySocks]

[SweeneyxxTodd]

Best. Picture. Ever. Katie.

[Macey]

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFL

[John Richards]

LLOL. (Literally Laughing Out Loud, because if I just used LOL many people lie)

[Zoey <3]

I'm an anti-Twilighter now.

everyone-Gasp-

Yeah I know! I'm just really sick of hearing about it.

I don't hate it,because its wrong to hate. I don't like it anymore.

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

well, if u feel that way, then that's ok. welcome 2 the club

[Macey]

WHY BELLA IS A MARY SUE:

[SweeneyxxTodd]

WIN.

[Zoey <3]

Haha! Thats Funny because its 100% true

[Macey]

[SweeneyxxTodd]

xDDDD

[CjIiNmDmYy]

[Katy]

the 2nd one was the funniest

[miss.darkstar]

OH YES!

I am so joining. When I first read Twilight I was obsessed with it, but then I started realizing how STUPID it was. Seriously. Really. Stupid.

And all this media and drama about the Twilitght stuff is just SO DANG ANNOYING. Like WTF?!?! Now they have a Twilight Clothing line. I am so serious! I have a magazine with the ad in it. ._.

And they even have BODY SHIMMER. BODY. SHIMMER. And Halloween costumes and Twilight make-up and Twilight perfum and Twilight candy and Twilight bookbags and Twilight EVERYTHING!!!

thisisworsethanjonasbrothers.

And OMG you have to read these blogs xD I found them on SparkNotes! They are WIN.

http://community.spa...ew-moon-part-20

http://community.spa...ew-moon-part-21

http://community.spa...ew-moon-part-22

http://community.spa...ew-moon-part-23

http://community.spa...ew-moon-part-24

Dan hasn't updated yet but I hope he does soon. They are sooo funny xD

This is why I have moved on to different vampire books for example, House of Night series. Chronicles of Vladimir Tod. Vampire Academy. And so much more books. They all defeat the Twilight books but they're not as popular. Wanna know why?? Because half the world thinks Twilight is the best book to be ever written so they have to make everything the world uses out of Twilight stuff. There is no action in these books. She wastes 250 pages of the book just talking about how Edward is so sexy and how he "glowers" at people and how he shimmers and how his kisses are. -.-

The only reason New Moon is my favorite books is because Edward's not in it till the end and only in the beginning. Everything else is Jacob He is sooo awesome. And the wolf pack too. Why couldn't Bella stay with Jacob? Maybe then she'll be more real and believeable.

But noooo, Stephenie doesn't want to put any twist in the story so of course Edward and Bella end up together. I could bet at least 50 dollars that if Bella stayed with Jacob, the series would be so much better. And what irritates me the most is that all anyone pays attention to these days is TWILIGHT. Are you serious. Twilight?

Someone please read a Vampire Academy book and tell me which is better, Twilight or Vampire Academy. And the same for one of the House of Night series. Particularly the first books in the series. plzkthnx.

[RocksmySocks]

Novel spoof by National Lampoon:

Article explaining it.

It's pretty dang hilarious.

Link to the first chapter

[Urvy]

I think thanks to Twilight, vampires are not only lame, but overrated. I wish we had more robot films and shows and books, because robots rule.