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[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

Well, I wouldn't say GENIUS... I don't even know my own IQ! But, I will admit, I AM pretty smart when it comes to science and math...

[CjIiNmDmYy]

Even I dunno my own IQ. *gets serious*
Ooh, smart as Jimmy, Oooh...

[Leopard_Princess_001]

We WISH...

Sheen, where have you been the past 10 years??

[CjIiNmDmYy]

Wow, Cindy, under these moons you look almost... kinda...
- King of Mars.

(What do you think he was goona say anyway?)

[Eddie Blake]

Faves of mine...

From "Substitute Creature":
Military Staff: Sir, we have reports of a 50-foot woman downtown!
Military General: Thanks, but I'm looking for someone shorter, who enjoys walks in the park...
Military Staff: [interrupting] She's not looking for a date, sir. She's terrorizing the town!
Military General: Is there a difference? Okay, then, call in the military!
Military Staff: We are the military, sir.
Military General: Whoa, we got here fast!

From "When Pants Attack":
[Jimmy's pants disappear, leaving him in his boxers]
Cindy: [laughing] I see London, I see France!
Carl: You've got really good eyesight.

[CjIiNmDmYy]

Those are so funny. The Carl quote is really REALLY hilarious!!

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

I think we're forgetting whose quotes should be posted here... lol

Here's a good one from Billion Dollar Boy(boy, these JN topics need to be revived... lol I mean it.):

What's the matter, Strych?? Your robot adaptoid can't spontaneously reassemble itself after a main core implosion?? Too bad, old bean!

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

Couldn't help it; this one HAD to be revived!!

[Neutron12]

"Because if you don't, I'll be forced to publish these photos of you guys playing with Pomona Beach Debbie Dolls."

[Exposed_Hippo]

[Sheen is slicing up a recently defeated lima bean monster]

Jimmy: Fortunately, as all bean farmers know, phaseolus lunatus perishes when exposed to dry air and overly-nitrogenous soil.

Carl: But you hit it with a hammer.
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Commander Baker: This is a dangerous mission. You may not come back alive.

Jimmy: Can I get out of school?
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[Neutron12]

Commander Baker: This is a dangerous mission. You may not come back alive.

Jimmy: Can I get out of school?

Haha, I love that one


Here's one I just remembered:
"Gentlemen I give you the Brain Drain 8000. The same dumbing down technology used by top radio personalities."

[Cinnamon Ninja]

[Sheen is slicing up a recently defeated lima bean monster]

Jimmy: Fortunately, as all bean farmers know, phaseolus lunatus perishes when exposed to dry air and overly-nitrogenous soil.

Carl: But you hit it with a hammer.
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Commander Baker: This is a dangerous mission. You may not come back alive.

Jimmy: Can I get out of school?
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Oh, man, I love these quotes. Especially the first one.

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

This one from When Pants Attack could totally be taken the wrong way... XD My mind is SO wacked...!!

(after his pants "spring to life" again, in class) I seem to be sensing a disturbance in my pants, ma'am...

Would that be masturbation?? XD Kidding!

[SweeneyxxTodd]

"No! Ursula said, finishing her pastrami sandwich, call it--binomial expansion!"

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

You must be tired... It goes more like this:

" 'Call it "fate",' Ursula said, finishing her pastrami sandwich. 'No,' Lent said, 'Call it "binomial expansion".' "

[Sanjana R]

Have we already covered, "Wrong! The equator is invisible and apparently so is your brain!"
One of my favorites! And his actions are so hilarious!

[Sanjana R]

Also, another one of my personal favorites:

"But everyone voted Jimmy, it was a shining example of democracy!"- Carl
"To heck with democracy!"- Jimmy LOL

And 5 minutes later in the same episode: "If the rock won't come to the lab, then the lab will come to the rock!"

[Scythe]

Here are a lot of mine:

Cool, Now can you make it do the hokey-pokey?

Sheen, Go away! : Carl Wheezer: Boy Genius


We-he-he-he-ell...is this a laser sword I see before me? : Out, Darn Spotlight


in 's Body: Do you think I spent enough time on my hair this morning? Hey, look at my ankles, when will I get pants that cover up my whole legs? Who knows? : Trading Faces

I'm loopy I'm loopy! : Normal Boy

And now I will need to scan you're clothes. : Crime Sheen investigation

My, I'm Talented! : One Of Us

Carl, you're stroke of stupidity saved us all! : The Great Egg Heist

(even though Jimmy doesn't say it, he still writes it down) Cindy sings the body electric, but she is still not as smart as me! She can't even compute the value of pi, which I know equils three! : Return Of The Nanobots

[JimmyxxCindy4EVER]

In Crime Sheen Investigation, it's more like:

Hmm... She seems to be telling the truth, but just to be sure, Goddard, X-ray the suspect's clothes!

I would've smacked him, TOO!!

[Scythe]

Sorry, i have a bad memorey, still, you get the picture.