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#161 JimmyxxCindy4EVER

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Posted 11 March 2009 - 01:54 AM

:Jimmy: Never buy a magic kit from Wacko Wally's Wizard Warehouse!

:Sheen: Hey, Jimmy? How come you're interested in magic all of sudden?

:Carl: I know! Cuz Betty Quinlan likes magic and Jimmy likes Betty Quinlan!

:Jimmy: Nonsense, guys! I've ALWAYS been fascinated with prestidigitation!

:Sheen: *holds head* AAAAAAHHH!!! Six-syllable words hurt my brain!!!

:Jimmy: It means "magic" and I'm NOT doing this to impress Betty Quinlan!!

:Carl: Goddard?

---cut to clip---

Ike: And THERE'S your card!

:Jimmy: Oh, please! Magic is SO lame!

:Betty: I think magic's AWESOME!

:Jimmy: Me, too! In fact, I've been doing it for years!

*tape fizzles*

:Jimmy: I've been doing it for years!

*tape fizzles again*

:Jimmy: I've been doing it for years!

---back to present---

:Jimmy: *mutters* Man's best friend...

Goddard: *pants happily*

:Carl: I don't know, Jimmy! Dabbling in the dark arts!

:Jimmy: Carl, one word- sequins!

*later on at school*

:Carl: Ladies and gentlemen, you've heard of Houdini! You've heard of those 2 foreign guys with the animals!

:Sheen: Carl, I wanna introduce the Amazing Jimmy!

:Carl: Look at your contract, babe.

:Sheen: *looks at it* Aw, MAN!

:Carl: The Amaaaaaaazing Jimmy!! *walks backwards towards back stage*

I'm surprised he didn't fall when that happened!!
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Posted 11 March 2009 - 11:47 AM

:Cindy: Hm... :angry:

me: That's ok,Cindy.. :rolleyes:
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Posted 31 March 2009 - 10:53 PM

I really like this one, I guess because Carl is normally complaining about his scapula and this is the one exception.

:Jimmy: Everybody okay?

:Carl: Yeah except for my head and my trick knee. My scapula though surprisingly seems fine.
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#164 JimmyxxCindy4EVER

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Posted 01 April 2009 - 02:12 PM

:Carl: But Jimmy, girls aren't so bad. I mean they have good communication skills and they almost never beat you up after school. :)
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Posted 01 April 2009 - 05:40 PM

^ Haha, that one has to be my ultimate favorite. For some reason I found it hillarious. My boyfriend for some reason can't find the humor in it, though. :blink:
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Posted 01 April 2009 - 08:24 PM

hm, weird

:Carl: She just likes me cuz I'm built for comfort, not for speed! :rolleyes:
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Posted 22 April 2009 - 08:34 PM

:Carl: ...Don't make me pinch you!!

:Sheen: "Don't make me PINCH you"?! Carl, that was kinda lame. These are intergalactic warriors, you know...

:Carl: So?? Pinching STILL hurts!

:Sheen: No, it DOESN'T.

:Carl: *pinches Sheen*

:Sheen: OW!!

:Carl: Ha! Told ya!
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Posted 06 October 2012 - 05:42 PM

Reviving!!! Cuz it needed it, that's why!!


:Carl: I wish Jimmy hadn't made himself so DUMB!!

:Cindy: WHAT?!

:Carl: You see, Jimmy was in his lab, ALONE, and-

:Cindy: *grabs his arm and drags him off* SHOW me!!!
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Posted 16 October 2012 - 02:00 PM

I absolutely LOVE this one, it cracks me up each time.

"CAN'T YOU SEE YOUR CONSTANT FIGHTING IS TEARING US ALL APART????"

This is now officially my favorite Carl quote solely because it popped into my head several times while watching a different show yesterday. :lol:

Funny thing is, I kept hearing that quote in my head during this scene, but at first I couldn't remember where it came from. I was like, "Wait, who said that? Who screamed the whole 'Can't you tell this constant fighting...' thing? I KNOW I've heard it somewhere...OH!! JN! Carl! Yeah. I used to watch that." It just never leaves you. It never fully leaves. XD





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Posted 27 February 2021 - 11:29 PM

I know this is an extremely late reply, like eight going on nine years late, but you're right, Theenie, it never does, especially with me! Here's a funny quote from the movie!:

:Carl: *struggles to get his butterfly ride rocket into the air* C'mon, you stupid butterfly...! Wooooaaahhh, AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!! :onfire: *gets launched into the air with the others*
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#171 JimmyxxCindy4EVER

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Posted 09 May 2021 - 09:58 PM

Soz, double post, but I couldn't resist! :lol:

:Sheen: *smells something as they leave the arena* Aw, man, CARL!! >.<

:Carl: Actually, that was the pig... ^^;

ROFL!! That kills me every time! :lol:
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Posted 02 December 2022 - 05:29 AM

Sheen: Jimmy, explain it like a normal person.

Jimmy: Carl seems to understand.

Carl: *Scribbling in a notepad*

Sheen: Carl is drawing a llama.
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#173 JimmyxxCindy4EVER

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Posted 02 December 2022 - 05:51 PM

Sounds like you made that one up, pretty funny! :lol:
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Posted 28 January 2025 - 07:34 PM

Vanishing Act, quotes corrected! ^_^


:Jimmy: So will you guys help me do the show??

:Sheen: Are you kidding?! Magician's assistant is just a few notches below circus geek, my true dream! :la:

:Carl: I don't know, Jimmy, dabbling in the dark arts... :unsure:

:Jimmy: Carl, one word: sequins!

*later on, at the magic show*

:Carl: Ladies and gentlemen, you've heard of Houdini! You've heard of those two foreign guys with the animals...!

:Sheen: Carl, I get to introduce the amazing Jimmy!

:Carl: Look at your contract, babe...

:Sheen: *looks at it* Aw, MAN!!

:Carl: The amazing Jimmy!! ^_^
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