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Posted 04 January 2009 - 06:40 PM

Do you have a favourite Carl quote that you think is funny and you absolutely like?

Put it here.

My favourite quote would be from Sheen's Brain:
"Jimmy, Sheen's head is still growing, and he's also being an annoying dufus."

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#2 SweeneyxxTodd

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Posted 04 January 2009 - 06:43 PM

Oh, gosh. Carl has some epic quotage under his belt.

Let's see here...

:Carl: I wish I could see Jimmy's mom's smiling...*Jimmy and Sheen give him a weird look* uh...lemon cookies! You know, with the little faces on them...

I don't remember what episode it's from. But it was SO. FUNNY. I laughed so hard when I first heard it.
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Posted 04 January 2009 - 06:51 PM

:Carl: Tomorrow's "Wheezer Weather"...ya better grab your sombrero, mi amigo, cuz it's gonna be as hot as Mexico! *shakes maracas* Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-DUH, duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-DUH, duh-duh-d--Ow, my scapula...

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Posted 04 January 2009 - 06:59 PM

Pigquet the quote you said was from The junkman Cometh.

"Simply put the potato in the bottle hole, shake up the flerp, and let science do th rest."

I like the English version of JN, I never watch JN in Finnish.

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Posted 05 January 2009 - 12:18 AM

Oh lordy, do you have time for all the Carl quotes I like. He's like the boyfriend I'll never have. :rolleyes:

But my current favorite is this:

"My name is Carl, and I want to play with you." -Incredible Shrinking Town


It's funny, and to me, it's sexy. <3
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Posted 05 January 2009 - 01:45 AM

lol Beks :lol:

You're probably Carl's first and only fangirl. I don't think anyone is ever gonna steal him from you ^_^
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Posted 05 January 2009 - 02:33 AM

Yeah we'll never take Carl away from you, Beka. =]

He's all yours.
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Posted 05 January 2009 - 02:42 AM

Yay! :lol: *huggles Carl* :wub:
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Posted 05 January 2009 - 03:18 AM

I absolutely LOVE this one, it cracks me up each time.

"CAN'T YOU SEE YOUR CONSTANT FIGHTING IS TEARING US ALL APART????" -Raise the Oozy Scab

XD!!!
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Posted 05 January 2009 - 06:47 AM

"First you betray us, then you mock my pants. WHY, CINDY, WHY!?"
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Posted 05 January 2009 - 06:39 PM

OMG! My absolute favorite Carl quote: (And forgive me if I don't say this right)

:Carl: *Singing* "Good moring to you! Good morning to you, we're all in a place, with sun shiny faces...!" - Sleepless In Retroville

:lol: :lol: :lol: Man, poor Carl but that makes me laugh everytime!
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Posted 05 January 2009 - 08:23 PM

"First you betray us, then you mock my pants. WHY, CINDY, WHY!?"

Best.

Freaking.

Quote.

EVAR!!

Not even kidding. I should have said it, but it slipped my mind. That quote makes me laugh sooo hard every time I hear it.
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Posted 05 January 2009 - 09:59 PM

"Behold, the magic of Santa!" *holds up stinky cheesenip*
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Posted 06 January 2009 - 07:42 AM

"I saw that on a soap opera once"
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Posted 06 January 2009 - 02:33 PM

'....Jimmy fell for Cindy, Sheen fell for Libby and I fell for the MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE---


...nothing.'



I love his Judy obsession, SORRY ^_^
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Posted 08 January 2009 - 02:09 AM

'....Jimmy fell for Cindy, Sheen fell for Libby and I fell for the MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE---


...nothing.'



I love his Judy obsession, SORRY ^_^

That kinda grossed me out for a sec. XD
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Posted 08 January 2009 - 03:41 PM

'....Jimmy fell for Cindy, Sheen fell for Libby and I fell for the MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE---


...nothing.'



I love his Judy obsession, SORRY ^_^

That kinda grossed me out for a sec. XD

LOL it's creepy that's why I love it. But anyway, you rather don't take my preferences seriously. :lol:
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Posted 09 January 2009 - 01:07 AM

ROFL Carl loves his older women. ;)

:Carl: What we have is beautiful and you can't destroy it!
Hugh: Alrighty then.

lol Hugh doesn't know what Carl is talking about and he doesn't really care, either.
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Posted 09 January 2009 - 02:23 AM

"And that's why you should never feed a llama pancakes."
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Posted 09 January 2009 - 02:40 AM

"And that's why you should never feed a llama pancakes."

What kind of assignment did Miss Fowl assign that involved Carl doing a presentation on llamas and pancakes? lol.

(that was what he was doing, right? giving a presentation to the class?)
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