I feel very strange, reading this topic. So many things could be said about you guys... and me too, I guess, because I understand all the inside jokes.
So, anyway, what this topic is about! I'm bringing it back with:
My EPIC Ideal Endingby CaseyOnce Aurora gives the Dictator Jimmy the anitdote and he becomes Future Jimmy, he realises all the horrible things he has done and decides to make up for it by supplying all the hungry/poverty-ridden planets with all the chocolate milk and strawberries they could ever need. Then he professes his love for Aurora, and asks her to marry him. She says yes, and they get naked and jump into a bubble bath together to drink chocolate milk while washing each other's hair with strawberry-scented shampoo. Afterwards, they adorn matching pink bathrobes and skip off into the proverbial sunset while holding hands.
The rest of the TOSOT cast are just like,

the whole time this is happening.
THE END.