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[Mara=^.^=]

IT'S TIME FOR A NEUTRON KNIGHTS ROLL CALL!



PLEASE STATE YOUR NAME, PLACE OF ORIGIN, AND ANY OTHER PERTINENT INFORMATION. IF YOU ARE A NEW RECRUIT, PLEASE SPEAK SLOWLY.

COMPLIMENTING THE QUEEN IS SMILED UPON BUT NOT REQUIRED.

MAKING JOKES ABOUT STRAWBERRIES, POPROCKS, BATHROBES, TUTUS, OR ANY OTHER NUMBER OF INEXPLICABLY PERVERTED THINGS IS ALSO ENCOURAGED.


I'LL START. QUEEN MARA, PRESENT AND ACCOUNTED FOR!

~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

[Mara=^.^=]

Present and accounted for LIST:

Queen Mara
Lady Gwendolyn
Shorti
Rat Lady (and Ratty)
Spike
Sir Flank
Lady Elise
Gretchen the Princess Flutist
Lady Amethyst








~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

[.:!Gwen!:.]

CAPS LOVE.

LADY GWENDOLYN OF IDOJSTERSHIRE. PRESENT!

UH QUEEN MARA IS A BAMF

lolomfgpoprocks. NOOOoooo.










.:!Gwen!:.

[Pigquet3]

Shorti reporting! *salutes* Here to serve the queen in all ways.




I'll be back later.
Your fellow NK
B) Shorti

[RocksmySocks]

Rat Lady and Ratty at your service.

Here's a little about me:

I've been with the Knights for a while now, though I am hardly a senior member.

I'd rather not reveal my place of origin, to protect my family. However, I did spend a while at the Vortex Academy in the Western Realm of the Neutronian Lowlands.


I am a stealth operative and spy for the Knights, while also acting as a researcher. My abilities in combat are fair, but not among the highest in the Knighthood.

I was recruited mostly by Writer Woman, though several Knights helped me along in the beginning.


Ratty is my sidekick. Yes, she is a rat. The beginning of our partnership is documented over in my origins story. Check it out, if you're feeling curious.

Watching Queen Mara rise to power has encompassed some of the proudest moments in my life. All hail Queen Mara!!! :D



-Rat Lady :ahoy:


I was about to make a strawberry joke, but Ratty just stole the basket from me, so I guess those jokes will have to wait.

RATTY GET BACK HERE! DON'T MAKE ME GET OUT THE TUTU!

[CraazyOne]

Spike here from Retro Village. --shot-- (LOLsorry, I'm not feeling creative right now.)

But I'm sure you'll forgive me because...


I COME BRINGING STRAWBERRIES. WITH CHOCOLATE.






~Rachel~

[RocksmySocks]

Thank goodness! Non-rat-chewed-on strawberries.

Care to share, Spike?

[CraazyOne]

My pleasure. ^_^

I stole these from one of Eustace's men on my way here! Ha!





~Rachel~

[Pigquet3]

Ooh, I'll take some strawberries. *takes from Rat Lady*

Ahhh. Its nice to have the Neutron Knights all together again.




B) Shorti

[Mara=^.^=]

(BTW, I'm adding "Lady" in front of your names because you are Knights, not necessarily because people call you that all the time)

~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

[.:!Gwen!:.]

OH YES. RECAP.

--clears throat obnoxiously--

FOUR SCORE AND TWENTY YEARS AGO--

Wait. That's not right. --shuffles through flashcards--

AH YES.

So, basically, my name's Lady Gwendolyn. Simple, easy to remember. Not like Shorty with an I anyway. (JK, ilu 8D)

I've got impressive amnesia. All I can remember of my past is that there were "four of us", whatever the heck that means, and that this absence of memories was caused by some sort of brain disease.

From age eleven up until about two years ago, I lived in Shangri Llama, training in the arts of jutsu and the katana with Master Hong III. It was a pretty cool life. Gave me unnecessary blood, sweat, and tears, but that's another story.

I also have this king cobra named Stanley. He's vegan, but I don't let the enemies know that. He's more intimidating that way. But really, the only thing this pitiful excuse for a legless alligator is capable of is petrifying and tripping people.

But I love him so I keep him around.

As for what I do, it's not really much. I'm more defense than offense, cheering on the guys out in the field while I stay at the castle with Queen Mara and uh, Red Storm.

But hey, I'm always ready to help if you need me.





.:!Gwen!:.

[Pigquet3]

Okey-doke. More formal. LOL



You're the queen *salutes*



B) Shorti

[RocksmySocks]

Wow, I am impressed at how many topics we have about the Neutron Knights. Just realizing this now after seeing them all collected here in this forum.


Way to go Knights! HEAR US ROAR!!!!!! :D :D :D


-Rat Lady :ahoy:

[.:!Gwen!:.]

Meow?








.:!Gwen!:.

[Pigquet3]

HAIL TO THE NEUTRON KNIGHTS!!!!! :pyro:





B) Shorti

[CraazyOne]

LOL LADY SPIKE. OXYMORON-ISH, NO?





~Rachel~

[Mara=^.^=]

Probably, ROFL.


~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

[~~Megan~~]

Elise of Azonia, reporting for duty!

Since this is my first NK post, I suppose I'll go ahead and fill out the info form.

My name is Elise of Azonia. I am fifteen, with deep brown eyes, long auburn hair and very pale skin. I hail from the planet of Azonia- that's right, I'm an alien.

I suppose you can just call me Elise, or Lady Elise.

My knight's custom is an ankle-length, one-shouldered dark shimmery green dress, with high slits on either side and atoms embroidered in silver. Minus the atoms, this is the customary style for females among my people. I also wear killer stiletto strappy heels. (Killer- quite literally) YES I CAN RUN IN THEM. SO HA.

Apart from a one-shot pistol given to me by my fiance and my shoes, no weapons.

I was trained as a mystic back on my home planet, which gives me powers I'll elaborate on later. Also, after consuming the contents of a mysterious packet on a school field trip, I aquired the power to become invisible and generate force fields.

I'm a happy individual who gets serious and aggresive on missions. I'm very naive, but I get very indignant about injustice. Also, I have problems with authority and often go with decisions made from my heart.

I'll give a brief history and explanations later.



:ph43r:

[.:!Gwen!:.]

Sounds awesome!

Welcome to the team, Elise! --high-fives--







.:!Gwen!:.

[RocksmySocks]

Hey Elise! Welcome on board!

Sounds like you'll make a valuable addition to the Knights. Glad to have you with us.


-Rat Lady :ahoy: