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[Beks]

And I want some chips...if Wiz hasn't eaten all of them.

[RocksmySocks]

Well, Ratty did manage to bring back Eustace's monocle for Wiz, so he better have left us SOME snacks! :P

[CraazyOne]

Root beer floats, chips, and hot showers. Mmmm...sounds good to me...




~Rachel~

[Beks]

*flips through journal* must...find...clues...

[RocksmySocks]

*passes Writer Woman a root beer float*

Hey, take a breather, girl! We will figure it out, but we won't figure it out on low energy levels and exhausted brains.

[CraazyOne]

I'm checking out the files I got off Eustace's computer. I got a lot of stuff off of it. Maybe, Beks, we'll get our clue about the key in one of these files, too.




~Rachel~

[RocksmySocks]

*slurps through straw of root beer float*

Mind if I join you in sifting through files, Spike?

[Beks]

You're right, Rat Lady. I just need to rela....*glances at page* OMG! I knew I had heard of that key before! *points at a sketch of key* We picked this up a couple of years ago, but we just took it as a lost item. It is a Strych family heirloom, with a dark history...

It is said that the chest that is opened by this key has unspeakable evil locked inside. And whosoever opens it will control its mighty power! That's the secret weapon in the computer file! *stands up* We've got to tell the queen!

[RocksmySocks]

*gasp!*

The Dead Man's Chest!


Wait, wrong movie.

Right.


But yes, to the Queen, at once! Spike, see what else you can dig up on this chest on the computer files you got. There might be something else we can use in there.

*makes kissy noises*
C'mon Ratty! That's a good girl! I know you are sleepy, but you can sleep in my jacket on the way to see the Queen, okay?

[Beks]

To the Queen!

[CraazyOne]

OK, I'll see you two later! *shakes head* But I'm seeing a lot of bad news here... Eustace's new weaponry and troop numbers is mind-boggling!




~Rachel~

[Beks]

That's not good! :blink:

[RocksmySocks]

I think it's time we brought all of this to the attention of the Queen, now that she has returned. Maybe she'll have some insight for us. Or at least, maybe a catchy battle cry. ^_^

[Beks]

Yes, let us PM the Queen!

[Mara=^.^=]

**PM received**

Queen Mara, present and accounted for. Report!


~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

[RocksmySocks]

*AHEM*

Well, it all began at our meeting earlier today when -

RATTY, NO! GIVE MOMMY BACK HER SOCK!


(Sorry, maybe Writer Woman should take it from here, I have a rat to chase.)

[Mara=^.^=]

QUEEN MARA: **raises an eyebrow**

~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

[Beks]

Rat Lady, Spike, and myself have just gotten back from a recon mission at Eustace's castle, and we recovered very vital information. Rat Lady discovered a mysterious key that is around his neck, and Spike downloaded some secret computer files.

Long story short, look up a few posts, and I'll explain everything.

[Mara=^.^=]

Do you have someone to analyze the computer files?

As for the key, make 5 copies and give them to the top post-ranked knights. Return the original to Eustace's castle so that he doesn't suspect anything.

~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

[RocksmySocks]

*pants*

Phew. Awfully sorry about that, my Queen. Ratty's had a troubling day and she's a bit out of sorts.

Here is my report:

Our intelligence provided excellent information on the whereabouts of a certain Eustace Strych.

We formed a reconnaissance team to infiltrate his mansion and bring back further information regarding his armies, weaponry, and battle plans.

An opportunity arose to capture Eustace himself. I however, through no one's fault but my own, failed. Instead of capturing Eustace, he captured me.

Spike fought her way through the mansion to Eustace's central computer, and managed to download very important files for us.

Writer Woman rescued me, and the three of us escaped.

The mansion was set to self destruct, but luckily, the sleep bombs from Red Storm's jets cancelled the self destruct moments before it obliterated us all.

There were no casualties on either side. *grumbles*there would have been if I could have gotten my hands on that spoiled, brainless...*/grumble*

Eustace unfortunately got away, and is presumably now heading to a secret lair.

He wears a key around his neck (PLEASE don't ask me how I know), and upon arriving back at base, Writer Woman discovered that it must go to a very secret chest, which contains pure evil.



That is my report, Your Majesty.

Please, advise us in whatever way you deem best.


*bows*

-Rat Lady
:ahoy: