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Poll: Who would he be with? (54 member(s) have cast votes)

Who would he be with?

  1. Sheen (16 votes [26.23%])

    Percentage of vote: 26.23%

  2. Carl (3 votes [4.92%])

    Percentage of vote: 4.92%

  3. Nick (6 votes [9.84%])

    Percentage of vote: 9.84%

  4. Eustace (8 votes [13.11%])

    Percentage of vote: 13.11%

  5. Timmy!? (13 votes [21.31%])

    Percentage of vote: 21.31%

  6. CELIBACY!! (15 votes [24.59%])

    Percentage of vote: 24.59%

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#21 Zeitgheist

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Posted 24 August 2007 - 04:53 PM

I concur.

The boy is eleven!

No, no "technically he's *insertteenageagehere*" statements, please!

My nephew is SIX and dead serious that he's gay! XD
He even has a boyfriend named Benjamin

(yeah I have a messed up family... but as long as they're happy)
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#22 sunnstar

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Posted 24 August 2007 - 05:23 PM

...0_o.....

I choose Celibacy

....0_o

WHO IS CELIBACY??!!

And you guys know my next door neighbors are gay? Yeah.
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#23 Zeitgheist

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Posted 24 August 2007 - 05:26 PM

...0_o.....

I choose Celibacy

....0_o

WHO IS CELIBACY??!!

And you guys know my next door neighbors are gay? Yeah.

lol so are mine! :lol: Actually, their bedroom is RIGHT next to mine...
so yeah... I won't go into details, but it's... interesting to listen sometimes... XD

But they're great guys. And INCREDIBLY tall. I mean... they're like giants,
I get a neck straint saying hi to them when we cross paths
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#24 sunnstar

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Posted 24 August 2007 - 05:28 PM

...0_o.....

I choose Celibacy

....0_o

WHO IS CELIBACY??!!

And you guys know my next door neighbors are gay? Yeah.

lol so are mine! :lol: Actually, their bedroom is RIGHT next to mine...
so yeah... I won't go into details, but it's... interesting to listen sometimes... XD

But they're great guys. And INCREDIBLY tall. I mean... they're like giants,
I get a neck straint saying hi to them when we cross paths

Assuming you live in an apartment... LOL. Luckily for me, they live in the next HOUSE so I don't hear anything.

WHO IS CELIBACY?!
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#25 Bianca

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Posted 24 August 2007 - 05:30 PM

With the yaoi that's conquered the internets, I'm pretty sure some fangirl'll pop by this topic and write slash fanfiction of Jim and whoever gets the most votes. WATCH. >8U

I'll do it. ;)






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#26 Zeitgheist

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Posted 24 August 2007 - 05:31 PM

Assuming you live in an apartment... LOL. Luckily for me, they live in the next HOUSE so I don't hear anything.

WHO IS CELIBACY?!

My mom's apartment currently :P ...until school starts

You don't know what celibacy is? It's when you... actually, let's get dictionary.com...

cel·i·ba·cy /ˈsɛləbəsi/
Pronunciation[sel-uh-buh-see] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun
1. abstention from sexual relations.
2. abstention by vow from marriage: the celibacy of priests.
3. the state of being unmarried.

It basically means you stay away from relationships of any kind :P
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#27 .:!Gwen!:.

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Posted 24 August 2007 - 05:36 PM

NARRATOR: All of a sudden, a cloud poofs out of nowhere and five ninjas do somersaults out of the cloud. One of them is carrying a bowl of sushi.

SPWTYSW NINJAS: Hoiiiii-YAH!! --kicks something over--

NARRATOR: Then the cloud disappears, and the ninjas stand in formation when--all of a sudden-- Yoda kicks in the nearest wall and walks in carrying his lightsaber! The crowd goes wild!

RANDOM CROWD: WOOHOO! YAY! OH DEAR GOD, THERE HE IS!!! --faint--

NARRATOR: Wait!! Who are those people in the crowd?!? It's the head of the SPWTYSW and her Yaoi Demolishers in Black!

--the camera swerves to show me walking down the stands, with two Men in Black type peoples trailing, holding people back so I'm not tackled/maimed/destroyed--

GWEN: --shakes hands with Yoda--

YODA: Yaoi. --points at topic--

GWEN: --screams like a little girl and everyone jumps about ten feet-- IT HAS INVADED IDOJ!!! ALL HOPE IS LOST!!! --runs away screaming--

NARRATOR: --looks at people on this topic-- All ya'll's about to get ya' butts kicked.

SPWTYSW NINJAS: --blinks at the narrator then take out random weapons of mass destruction-- HAIII-YAH!

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But seriously? I think the only way I can see Jimmy gay is if he goes emo and, you know, doesn't have a boyfriend cause he's a loner.

Emo Gay Jimmy: A package of Hugh-hurt all wrapped into one boy genius!!

[Side Note: I support gay marriage with, like, everything but I think cartoon characters should only be gay if the animators make it that way.]

[EDIT: Celibacy it is!]






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#28 sunnstar

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Posted 24 August 2007 - 05:44 PM

Hehe... Gwen is FUNNAY...
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#29 sunnstar

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Posted 24 August 2007 - 05:45 PM

You don't know what celibacy is?

I'm twelve. Sue me.
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#30 Hugh

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Posted 24 August 2007 - 05:50 PM

Gwen wins internets for her random dramatic entry of UBER WIN and UTTER AWESOME!

And for putting Yoda in. I mean, come on, Yoda wins.

As for gay six year olds--DETAILS DO NOT WANT
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Posted 24 August 2007 - 05:55 PM

GAY SIX YEAR OLDS FTW!!! j/k
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Posted 24 August 2007 - 05:56 PM

As for gay six year olds--DETAILS DO NOT WANT

LOL
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#33 .:!Gwen!:.

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Posted 24 August 2007 - 05:57 PM

Can you imagine even KNOWING what gay is--other than happy--in kindergarten. FTW, man. F. T. W.

And yus. Yoda wins Norway. >D




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#34 Bianca

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Posted 24 August 2007 - 05:59 PM

Can you imagine even KNOWING what gay is--other than happy--in kindergarten. FTW, man. F. T. W.

I knew. :P
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#35 sunnstar

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Posted 24 August 2007 - 06:01 PM

Can you imagine even KNOWING what gay is--other than happy--in kindergarten. FTW, man. F. T. W.

Seriously!
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#36 Hugh

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Posted 24 August 2007 - 06:02 PM

Poor childrenz of today.

Or maybe they're just weird.

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Posted 24 August 2007 - 06:05 PM

I picked Timmy, but I wished I picked Celibacy. *headdesk*
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#38 .:!Gwen!:.

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Posted 24 August 2007 - 06:06 PM

Gay peoplez aren't weird. I have about three or four gay/bi friends and they're as normal as you are....well, not YOU Hugh. XD

Anywayz, Roxy, I think I need to go down to your kindergarten class and teach them a thing or two about watching TV. D<





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#39 Hugh

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Posted 24 August 2007 - 06:15 PM

Gay people = okay

Gay KIDS = weird

I hope that my being weird doesn't qualify me as being a gay kid. THIS EQUATION IS NOT COMMUTATIVE, FOLKS.
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#40 Zeitgheist

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Posted 24 August 2007 - 07:03 PM

*falls over*

My nephew knows what homosexuals are! XD And he liked the idea of boys liking boys! He even goes around doing pretend marriages with his boyfriend... AND IT'S CUTE! Weird, though? heck YEZZ... but I blame my sister. She was always a little... off (I'm not saying I'M not. just look at this horrible topic), but she's good enough of a mother to support him (I think she WANTS him to be gay. thinks it's hilarious) :ahoy:

As for my own disposition? Asexual, baby. X3 I don't like love in any form (when it's in my vicinity, at least)

Gwen... that was... awesome XD ...the most epic entrance to a topic I've ever seen

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But remember I live in SWEDEN, kids are not being kept in the dark about anything here XD (allthough, I bet it wouldn't HURT) People welcome kids' curiosity and people are very (or way too) open about EVERYTHING...
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