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Hugh Neutron

Started by , Jul 17 2007 08:33 PM

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Posted 17 July 2007 - 08:33 PM

Hi there! This is a guy named Snazzo.
-I'm new here and a little nervous about posting. I haven't posted anything anywhere since my Prodigy days.
-Here is a characer profile I've been working on. I looked through a lot of posts and didn't see one such as this, so I hope I'm not repeating anyone's work.

Hugh Beaumont Neutron is Jimmy Neutron's father.
Hugh works as a car salesman at Mallard Motors in Retroville. For a brief time, when Mallard Motors threatened to move to Dairyville, Hugh worked for a toy company where he invented Baby Quackers and the Malibu Death Machine. Hugh is a capable caribou hunter. He was Donut Boy in Quentin Smithee's production of Jimmy Neutron's film. Hugh is also the creator of the little known Christmas holiday replacement Pule.
Hugh's hobbies include pie, ducks, golf, whittling, lawn care, and cleaning up after Goddard. Pie and ducks are more than hobbies however, they're passions. Hugh has an extensive duck decoy collection and several pie eating trophies, each one with a disgusting story behind it.
Hugh's favorite musical is "Ducks, the Musical." Hugh's favorite soap opera was General Postoffice, before it was canceled, and before he discovered Andromeda 90210 on the Galactic Cable Network. Hugh's favorite color is magenta.
Hugh has a lucky rabbit's foot, a lucky driftwood monkey, and a lucky turban.
In his youth Hugh was a Hall Monitor, was elected Towel Boy in Junior High, was president of the Brainteaser Club in High School, and was banned from the school science fair for burping the Periodic Table of Elements. He was an Acorn Lad, though perhaps not a very good one, and he played baseball, though he wasn't very good at that either. He also has a scar that looks like President Grover Cleveland, in his second term, from being trampled upon back in school after losing a race. At age seven Hugh sat on a banana, which changed his whole life, and somehow started his love affair with pie.
Hugh was grounded a whole week and almost missed his best friend's bachelor party but snuck out for it.
Hugh has had two dummies named Flippy. One was used to launch a rocket bearing a monster Twonkie, the other was chopped into kindling after trying to steal Hugh's brain.
The Nanobots claim Hugh is a vegetarian but we know he likes tacos from Taco Shack so they may be mistaken.
Sadly Hugh has had his head caught in the trash compactor at least nineteen times.
Hugh seems very at ease in his underwear, as seen in When Pants Attack and the Mighty Wheezers.
Hugh calls Jimmy "Jimbo" often. He seldom refers to his wife as Judy, preferring pet names, especially "Sugar Booger." Hugh referred to his honeymoon as his first sleepover, noting the games, the practical jokes, and the crying for his mommy. Hugh also fainted on his wedding night, so it must have been an interesting night. Hugh and Judy went on a second honeymoon but that was unfortunately wiped from their minds, along with the entire fifth year of their marriage, by Jimmy's Forgeto-Blaster. Hugh and Judy's third honeymoon to the Wild Animal Kingdom resort was cut short when Hugh accidentally disturbed a bald eagle's nest.
Hugh once had a chance to invest in McSpanky's Burger Factory but used the $50 to buy Judy's wedding ring instead.
Both of Hugh's parents are still alive. Granny Neutron has made two appearances. And Grandpa Neutron was mentioned in Time is Money and Grumpy Young Men. Many of Hugh's relatives were also revealed in Clash of the Cousins. Although Judy seems more intelligent than Hugh, Jimmy seems to have inherited the genius gene from Hugh's side of the family.
Jimmy loves his father very much, though he is sometimes embarassed by him. Jimmy has altered his dad four times that we know of. Once for the Father's Day Follies at school by turning Hugh into a super cool dad with the Neutronic De-dorkenator. Hugh was so cool that he took a job at the Candy Bar performing and he was offered his own show by Corky Shimatsu. Again for career day at school when Jimmy installed a funny chip into Flippy the Dummy. Again when Jimmy went back in time in order to make Hugh rich. And finally for the Parent-Child Picnic Games when Jimmy turned Hugh into Maximum Hugh with a Corrective Electromagnetic Cranial Sweatband. (At a previous picnic Jimmy and Hugh won a medal for Funniest Collision.)
Hugh's finest moment may have been when he saved the earth on Intergalactic Showdown by answering a trivia question. Hugh's worst moment might have been when he accidentally sent the entire city of Retroville back in time 75 million years by fiddling with Jimmy's Gravitronic Wormhole Generator. Hugh was also carried home by angry mob, possibly not for the first time, after abusing Jimmy's Quantum Replay 9000, which Hugh liked better than pie.
-Hugh is voiced by Mark DeCarlo.

And there is is.
Hope I didn't bore you.
Thanks for reading.
-Snazzo