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NO!!! --dodges mayonaise with a matrix move--

I hate mayo. --blast a couple bazooka pudding shots at Hugh--





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[Hugh]

*pudding'd*

*falls to the ground in slow motion*

Gwen, your bullets of butterscotch pudding are delicious! And they hurt, too!

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*Loads bullets of frozen chocolate* You think THOSE hurt? *Cocks it*

[Hugh]

*holds up a loaf of French bread*

BACK, BACK, YOU FIEND!

*chucks it at Krista's head and watches it bounce off harmlessly*

...I am so going to be sore tomorrow. *cowers from the gun of frozen chawkleetz*

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Hm. I'll spare you this time by lodging them into your throat instead of your head. Your throat will be sore, though, just thought I'd warn ya'. *Shoots chocolate into the abyss of Hugh's large mouth*

ENJOYZ.

[Hugh]

Spare me!? Wow, Krista, I thought it was impossible for your brain to process the words "kindness" and "Hugh" at the same time! ...Oh, wait. No, I'm sorry, I don't like your second idea eith--*chokecoughhackcoughhackflailrunsintowallgaspswallow*

*squeaky voice* That wasn't very nice!

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Aha, I love this kid.

--refills the pudding artillery with... --dramatic music-- BRUSSEL SPROUTS--

Children around the world looking on: EWWWWWWWWW!

--shoots them everywhich way possible--

FEAR MAH TINY CABBAGES!!






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[Hugh]

Brussel sprouts!? THE HORRO--*tinycabbage'd*

*swallows**gag*

Gwen, you're a TERRIBLE PERSON! *runs off sobbing*

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--hits Hugh on the back of the head with a brussel sprout while he runs away, flailing--

Hugh: --KO--






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STEP AWAY FROM THE CHILDREN, YOU FEIND! *Wields chocolate- launching device of love* *Pets*

Everyone knows that chocolate owns brussel sprouts in so many different ways! CHOCOLATEZ ISH LUV.

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--Bazooka doesn't work--

Bazooka: I'm afraid my brussel sprouts have been turned into melted chocolate and therefore my barrel is jammed with goo.

Me: --points at Krista-- YOU FIEND!!! --throws a churro--






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*Does happy dance as she avoids churro* *Gets a handful of sloppy chocolatey goo*

Well. I was just OWN'D.

[Ang]

GWEN you fiend. Brussel Sprouts are Ew.

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--picks a deformed one off the ground--

Huh, I like them.







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[girlgenius123]

:blink:

That's how you scare me.

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They're little tiny cabbages. Cabbages are good. XD









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[jimmyandcindy]

*climbs out of pies to the top of a building*
Eat Solanum tuberosum!!!!

*gets out a gun the size of a small glue gun. Puts Solanum tuberosum on top and it shoots little strips at everyone* :P

[Ang]

*stands there and gets hit by Solanum tuberosum, then when Walter's finished throwing throws SUGAR-FREE chocalate at him* EAT FUDGE WALTER!!!!!!

[jimmyandcindy]

Solanum tuberosum are potatos :P
*gets fudged8

WHY WHY must it be sugar-free