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[Hugh]

Yarly.

SHE KILLED ME.

OHSOBOHCRY.

And legally changed my name!

Oh, the pains of being a fictional character.

*runs towards the yoghurt* COME HITHER, MY PRETTY!

[.:!Gwen!:.]

ACHACHA!

--gets out wooden bat--

Oh, no. This will never do.

--throws out wooden bat and pulls shiny metal one from back pocket--

Okay. OFF TO ATTACK CANADA--I MEAN, off to GET SOME FROZEN YOGURRRT!








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Hugh: Heyhey now. I didn't kill you. IT WAS YOUR FAULT. You were bound to get a heart attack by eating all of that artery-clogging pie. :lol: And yes, you better learn to like your new name.

[.:!Gwen!:.]

Edit: DUCKGUIN.

Now that's what I'm talkin' about. Why aren't there more animals like THAT?

I know, right? They need like. An elephantohippopautamus. Now THAT is what I'm TALKING about.










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[Hugh]

OH, SO NOW YOU HAVE TO DRAG PIE INTO THIS. *raises hockey stick all threatening-like* Don't make me use this! IT HURTS!

And yarly, Gwen.

Or maybe a potatoflamingo. Ohyes. Pink french fries! Millions could be made!

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*Gets whacked by hockey stick* Ow. It's not my fault you eat so much of the darned stuff.

Jeezits.

[Hugh]

*whacks more*

[.:!Gwen!:.]

Laihkhomg.

Pink French Fries=WTFHAPPINESS.

Maybe next they could do crabcakes! I think that those would be such a hit, that they would make a character obsessed with them in a cartoon about, like, people who grant wishes. LIKE A GENIE OR SOMETHING. =DDDDDD









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[.:!Gwen!:.]

Hey guys, in Walter's goodbye topic, I each gave you a Duckguin. So, like, don't worry. Be happy.










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WORLD DOMINATION. =D

Ouch hockeystick. :[ Hugh, you lovable moron! Why must you torture me SOOO! *Notices duckguin comment* Homgspasm!

[Hugh]

Nickelodeon should hire you, Gwen! You'd write better shows than what they've got now fo srs.

AND YOU'D BE ABLE TO CONVINCE THEM TO GIVE ME MY JOB BACK. *sniff*

^LOL TOTALLY L8 SO HERE R EDITZ:

Krista: Because I herd u liek mudkipz.

Gwen: YAY HAPPINESS AND JOY AND JOYNESS.

[.:!Gwen!:.]

--spazattack--

In my pokemon emerald game, I HAVE A MUDKIP! =DDDDD

Hugh: I already threw eggplants at them. xP









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Hugh leik omgz no wai. I HEARD U LEIK MUDKIPZ TOO LOLZER!!one11!!1!one

[Hugh]

That didn't change anything, though. Sob. SOOOOB.

*pulls off one of his shoes and throws it at Nick*

WE H8 U.

[.:!Gwen!:.]

Laihk, mudkipz ahs in thoze wat-uh pokemon, cuz if not, Gwen feelz laihk a dohrk. xP

EDIT: Nevermind. Gwen realized she is a dork. SO WHATEVS. Anyway. --makes Nick's windows all purpely with my un-niftorical eggplants--










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Yes, teh r. But teh r SO MUCH MOREE. :ph43r:

[Hugh]

*opens up a stand* Want to buy some English? *bricked for lameness*

Hey, I just noticed something.

Duckguin and DuckGWEN are pronounced the same.

BWEEHEEHEEHEE. *evilgrin@MizzGwen*

[.:!Gwen!:.]

Yar. xP

--gives Hugh a quarter--

Yes! I can speak in a language I understand! LAWLZ.

...

--gives Hugh another penny--







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Llool I leik 2 bye sum. ;D *Pops a quarter on Hugh's stand and IQ immediately goes up*

WOAH I CAN TOTALLY SPEAK ENGLISH NOW.

[Hugh]

HURRAY, TWENTY SIX CENTS.

*completely, utterly forgets all plots with Gwen, ducks and evilness as search keywords*

WOAHKRISTA. FIFTY ONE cents. :D

MY DAY R MADE.