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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK. *Quickly scurries up a tree like a scared cat*

[Hugh]

Lemon bazooka!? YOU FIEND!

*attempts to run but collides with a tree*

Curse you, sight-obscuring lemony insides!

[.:!Gwen!:.]

--starts shooting lemons everywhere then suddenly, all is still--

...

DANGIT! It's jammed with lemon juice! --scurries up a tree only to find a Krista sitting on a branch--

AH!!






.:!Gwen!:.

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*Screams along with Gwen* Aaaah!

*Falls out of tree*

[Hugh]

Oh, tree, it's just you and me now.

You know, without my sight life just isn't the same.

*befriends the tree and pats it*

Yeah, I know what you mean! *sniff* Oh, being blind is so hard. I always thought it was all dark and stuff, but apparently it can be bright and yellow, too.

You do understand?! *hugs tree* I knew I could count on you!

[.:!Gwen!:.]

--sits up, rubs head, and looks at Hugh going :treehugger:--

--slowly lays back down--









.:!Gwen!:.

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*Looks at Hugh with a confused expression* Is there something I'm missing?

[Hugh]

*blinks*

Hey, I just realised something! I'm not completely blind! If I look over the tops of my glasses I see stuff! But it's all--

*spots a very blurry Krista*

YOU MURDERED MY EYES! *tackles* HOW COULD YOU?

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How did I murder your eyes? D: GAH. Assault, assault! I'm filing a report against you!

[Hugh]

You threw a lemon at me and now I'm blind! I can't see anything but yellow juicy stuff! *hits repeatedly with a random toaster*

[Mara=^.^=]

**confiscates toaster**

Now, now, kiddies, let's play nice...is this any way for mature, sensible human beings to act? Allow me to demonstrate the PROPER way to behave:

**throws waffle in Hugh's face** :D

~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

[Hugh]

I'm mature and sensible? But I'm only fourty two, I'm not supposed to be mature and sensible yet--OW! MARA! *flails his arms* That's not fair, you're taking sides! COME TO MY AID, TREE!

Tree: *sits there*
Crickets: *chirp*

...FINE, WHO NEEDS YA?

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Donkey omg. XD "I'm gonna make some WAFFLES!"

Mature and sensible? NEVERRR. ... Okay, maybe just this once. *Dumps syrup on Hugh's head*

[Hugh]

SYRUP!? Krista, do you know how long it's going to take me before I'll be able to make my combover curly again? ...I'M GOING BLINDER! NOW IT'S YELLOW AND BROWN! *runs into a wall repeatedly until he falls over*

Everyone has betrayed meeeeeeee! *severe depression*

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^^;

Woops? *Pats Hugh on the shoulder and gives him a wet rag* Have fun?

[Hugh]

*quietly takes the rag, goes and sits in a random corner and sticks his bottom lip out*

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That'saboy. :D I'll get a bucket of warm water for your rag. :lol:

[Hugh]

Then they can be frieeeeends.

*betrayed**depression**emo*

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O_O Ahaha.

I'm still your friend. Food fights are just too fun to pass up, though. :D ... Would you forgive me if I said that I had 1/3 of Chapter 3 erased and I'm just now finishing it up? *Hugh glares and I quickly pour syrup on my own hair* NOW DO YOU FORGIVE ME? DDD:

[Hugh]

*pulls out Jimbo's time loopy thingy and rewinds the mad syrup-to-Krista's-head action*

Yes, I do! :D

You'd better finish soon, though. JUST YOU WAIT, I'LL THINK UP A THREAT SOMEDAY!