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[Beks]

I wanna see a fight between Aurora and...that girl that everyone thinks is Aurora...whasername. Aurora would win, but I wanna see the fight. :P

[caseyrox76]

Wow, Sheen, just wow. (And I'm with Nav. Aurora would totally beat Ultralord, DJ and Darth Vader in an insant.)

[RocksmySocks]

Dictator Jimmy, do you still have brain blasts? If so, do you still call them "brain blasts", or do you say something less catchy, but more specific, like "I just had an excellent new idea to inflict pain and suffering on the universe and bend it to my control"?

Have you considered using your brain blasts to actually blast things? As in, "Oh no! The Dictator is here! Watch out before he brain blasts your family into charred corpses!"

I think that would be cool.

DJ: Your questions suggest an...unusual level of enthusiasm.

~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

Can I help it if I'm the version of you that still can experience emotions, such as said enthusiasm?

[Beks]

I think the real DJ has enthusiasm....but its DARK enthusiasm...like, black hole dark. :ph43r:

[oreocookieclouds]

SHEEN: Pshaw, that's a no-brainer! Darth Vader would lose. I mean, the guy's obviously got asthma or something. Haven't you heard him? He's all keeeee-hwoooo, keeeeee-hwooooo...

NAV: No way! You've got it all wrong, dude! Dictator Jimmy would go down first after Aurora kicks his tightly-suited butt. Then Darth would realize that someone with a name as goofy as his couldn't possibly face Aurora, so he'd quietly resign from their duel and go to live out the remainder of his days in shame.

SHEEN: Oh! Oh! And then Aurora and ULTRALORD would do battle!! And it'd be the showdown of showdowns! Aurora would jab would her left, Ultralord would fake to the right, Aurora would give him a taste of her fire...
(NAV: Literally or metaphorically?
SHEEN: Literally...
NAV: OK Good...)
SHEEN: ...but Ultralord would counter with his limited edition plasma cannon! Oh no! And it's all over!!

NAV: And the crowd goes wild! The ref goes up to proclaim Aurora the victor...

SHEEN: (voice cracking) What?? No way! Aurora's great and all, but NOBODY can defeat ULTRALORD!

NAV: Hey! Who's the nefarious unprincipled vagabond here? I'm the one who's actually placed bets on these sort of illegal matches in real life! And I say Aurora'd win!

SHEEN: (shaking his head) Denial ain't just a river in Brazil...

NAV: OK, I'm not even FROM Earth, and even I know that the Nile river is in Egypt.

SHEEN: See? That just proves my point.

NAV: ...? :blink:




~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

I really think Aurora would beat DJ, Darth Vader and Ultralord. Just because she's awesome.

[RocksmySocks]

SHEEN: Pshaw, that's a no-brainer! Darth Vader would lose. I mean, the guy's obviously got asthma or something. Haven't you heard him? He's all keeeee-hwoooo, keeeeee-hwooooo...

NAV: No way! You've got it all wrong, dude! Dictator Jimmy would go down first after Aurora kicks his tightly-suited butt. Then Darth would realize that someone with a name as goofy as his couldn't possibly face Aurora, so he'd quietly resign from their duel and go to live out the remainder of his days in shame.

SHEEN: Oh! Oh! And then Aurora and ULTRALORD would do battle!! And it'd be the showdown of showdowns! Aurora would jab would her left, Ultralord would fake to the right, Aurora would give him a taste of her fire...
(NAV: Literally or metaphorically?
SHEEN: Literally...
NAV: OK Good...)
SHEEN: ...but Ultralord would counter with his limited edition plasma cannon! Oh no! And it's all over!!

NAV: And the crowd goes wild! The ref goes up to proclaim Aurora the victor...

SHEEN: (voice cracking) What?? No way! Aurora's great and all, but NOBODY can defeat ULTRALORD!

NAV: Hey! Who's the nefarious unprincipled vagabond here? I'm the one who's actually placed bets on these sort of illegal matches in real life! And I say Aurora'd win!

SHEEN: (shaking his head) Denial ain't just a river in Brazil...

NAV: OK, I'm not even FROM Earth, and even I know that the Nile river is in Egypt.

SHEEN: See? That just proves my point.

NAV: ...? :blink:




~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

Wow.

[J/C AVA]

SHEEN: Pshaw, that's a no-brainer! Darth Vader would lose. I mean, the guy's obviously got asthma or something. Haven't you heard him? He's all keeeee-hwoooo, keeeeee-hwooooo...

NAV: No way! You've got it all wrong, dude! Dictator Jimmy would go down first after Aurora kicks his tightly-suited butt. Then Darth would realize that someone with a name as goofy as his couldn't possibly face Aurora, so he'd quietly resign from their duel and go to live out the remainder of his days in shame.

SHEEN: Oh! Oh! And then Aurora and ULTRALORD would do battle!! And it'd be the showdown of showdowns! Aurora would jab would her left, Ultralord would fake to the right, Aurora would give him a taste of her fire...
(NAV: Literally or metaphorically?
SHEEN: Literally...
NAV: OK Good...)
SHEEN: ...but Ultralord would counter with his limited edition plasma cannon! Oh no! And it's all over!!

NAV: And the crowd goes wild! The ref goes up to proclaim Aurora the victor...

SHEEN: (voice cracking) What?? No way! Aurora's great and all, but NOBODY can defeat ULTRALORD!

NAV: Hey! Who's the nefarious unprincipled vagabond here? I'm the one who's actually placed bets on these sort of illegal matches in real life! And I say Aurora'd win!

SHEEN: (shaking his head) Denial ain't just a river in Brazil...

NAV: OK, I'm not even FROM Earth, and even I know that the Nile river is in Egypt.

SHEEN: See? That just proves my point.

NAV: ...? :blink:




~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

:blink:

.....


-explodes in laughter-

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[okmeamithinknow]

Dictator Jimmy, do you still have brain blasts? If so, do you still call them "brain blasts", or do you say something less catchy, but more specific, like "I just had an excellent new idea to inflict pain and suffering on the universe and bend it to my control"?

Have you considered using your brain blasts to actually blast things? As in, "Oh no! The Dictator is here! Watch out before he brain blasts your family into charred corpses!"

I think that would be cool.

DJ: Your questions suggest an...unusual level of enthusiasm.

~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

Can I help it if I'm the version of you that still can experience emotions, such as said enthusiasm?

You know I always pictured DJ skipping (and I do mean literally skipping) about his base, delivering lightly poisoned cookies to his prisoners (and Future Carl) and singing show-tunes.


But maybe that's just me.

[XstarsandheartsX]

That's one awesome, lulzworthy image.

[Mara=^.^=]

You know I always pictured DJ skipping (and I do mean literally skipping) about his base, delivering lightly poisoned cookies to his prisoners (and Future Carl) and singing show-tunes.


But maybe that's just me.

"Lightly" Poisoned? LOOOOOOL!


~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

[Mara=^.^=]

I wanna see a fight between Aurora and...that girl that everyone thinks is Aurora...whasername. Aurora would win, but I wanna see the fight. :P

CLEARLY.

Samus's gigantic boobs would get in the way, thereby giving Aurora an easy victory.


~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

[okmeamithinknow]

You know I always pictured DJ skipping (and I do mean literally skipping) about his base, delivering lightly poisoned cookies to his prisoners (and Future Carl) and singing show-tunes.


But maybe that's just me.

"Lightly" Poisoned? LOOOOOOL!


~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

Of course they're lightly poisoned... Just enough to keep them weak and docile.... Wouldn't want to kill Future Carl or Future Sheen...

Though the two of them would have probably built up some sort of immunity to it after being in his ever-so-loving care for so many years.

[Mara=^.^=]

Of course they're lightly poisoned... Just enough to keep them weak and docile.... Wouldn't want to kill Future Carl or Future Sheen...

Though the two of them would have probably built up some sort of immunity to it after being in his ever-so-loving care for so many years.

IOCANE POWDER! ;)
**cue Princess Bride references**

~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

[Mara=^.^=]

@April--Does the Gorlock High Council or some other organization supply your weapons, or do you get them somewhere else? If so, where or how? Or are some they of your own creation?

APRIL: I am glad to see you are expressing an interest in my weaponry! ^_^ The Gorlock high council does provide me with many of my weapons, although it does not make many firearms itself. Prior to about a decade ago, Gorlocks used fairly primitive weapons - clubs, scimitars, spears, and the like.

Thanks to the power of the Matrix Generators, we have been able to...hmm, how would Nav put it?...persuade many suppliers to give us powerful guns for a greatly reduced cost. We buy most of our cutting-edge gear from the three most notorious crime planets. Some of it is donated, and still other supplies are produced by a handful of manufacturing plants on Gorlock itself. We are not an industrialized world, though in the past 10 years we have found ourselves thrown onto the intergalactic stage. It is very strange to think about how far we have come.

And yes, I do occasionally tinker with my weapons to make them better. I even built my own portable cannon, which I used to utterly destroy one of the Dictator's Scout Ships awhile back. -siiiigh-


~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

[Flank]

And I'm with Nav. Aurora would totally beat Ultralord, DJ and Darth Vader in an insant.

*Flank goes wild!11!*




@April. Do you use some tanks sometimes? Tactical ballistic missiles? I lurve tanks. And ballistic missiles.

[J/C AVA]

@April. Do you use some tanks sometimes? Tactical ballistic missiles? I lurve tanks. And ballistic missiles.

Oh GREAT!! Not another weapon lover. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Flank]

Hey, April, look at this one!

[J/C AVA]

:o

:blink:

WTF?!?!?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Beks]

Crap, Flank has flying tanks...RUN! :onfire:

@DJ: Have you ever considered resurecting the N-men powers in your quest for world domination? Imagine the damage you could cause with a megelomaniactic orange monster... B)

[caseyrox76]

*Flank goes wild!11!*

*hands Flank chill pill*