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#1 Mara=^.^=

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Posted 06 April 2013 - 01:29 AM

So, uh, apparently this is a real anime

 

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GUESS WHAT I'M WATCHING NEXT

 

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Join me as I live-blog this series for no reason whatsoever! You'll have no idea what I'm talking about but that will probably make it even better number1.gif

 

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Posted 06 April 2013 - 01:30 AM

Live-blogging Uta no Prince-Sama

 

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Episode 1. Cue the horrible grammar

 

 

 

1:01 - Hey look, the episode's barely started, and there's already a dude in a skirt! Kanpai!

 

1:07: Hmm, yes, they're gyrating around on the stage. I have high hopes for this series.

 

2:55 - Man with an umbrella coming to the rescue of the protagonist: shoujo cliché #3457829579, check! check.png

 

3:30 - Heeeey-o! Rich guy with long hair and a fur coat riding in a limo!

 

4:00 - Wait, now Richtits is offering her an umbrella too? We got a f*cking parapluie magnet up in here

 

5:02 - "Little Lamb" is a decidedly creepy nickname for a girl, unless the gentleman caller is willing to be called "Mutton Chops" in return, in which case that is a hella awesome couple and where/when can I ship it.

 

5:37 - Is that a giant marble statue of a naked man draped in a sheer white cloth overlooking a school campus? Why yes, yes it is.

 

7:01 - WHAT THE F*CK AM I WATCHING WHY IS THE HEADMASTER STANDING ON A BALCONY DRESSED LIKE A GAY JESTER WITH A MARDI GRAS FEATHER MASK

 

7:06 - Aaaaaand he jumped off the balcony.

 

7:39 - I wish you guys could see what I'm seeing now, because there are. no. words.

 

8:47 - Holy shit, 3/3 redheads in one scene? Rock on + I wonder if the curtains match the drapes no shame

 

9:09 - The smiling, blushing, derpy guy enters stage left.

 

9:39 - Sir, you do NOT get to be all mysterious and senpai-like with a ridiculous haircut like that. Just...ho boy, how should I say this. *Ahem* It's time for your hairdo to be let go...your look needs to go in a different direction...your barber needs to be part of a permanent outplacement...

Kronk: Hey, that's kinda like what he said to you when you got fired...

CRUEL IRONY KRONK

 

11:42 - Cross-dressing character, check! check.png
 

13:46 - Do all the dudes in this series have their ears pierced or

 

13:59 - "It's tough being a girl when there are so many hot princes around."

Um

What

No

...CAN I COME TO YOUR REALITY PLEASE?

 

15:03 - Semi-tragic/touching backstory time!

 

17:33 - He's radiating an actual rainbow

 

17:54 - Still radiating

 

18:10 - OK. I'll be fair and award the rainbow scene points for accurately depicting the warm feeling that a song can give you. Well played scene, well played.

 

22:44 - The credits roll! Attack of the hot man army! They're coming down the stairs sliding down the railing crawling out of every nook and cranny help help I'm being oppressed

wait wrong movie

 

 

 

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Posted 06 April 2013 - 05:02 AM

Live-blogging Uta no Prince-Sama


 

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Episode 2-wa!

 

Cue the theme songgggu, and the protagonist is flying through the sky like a bird!

 

3:00 - It's official. The headmaster is actually an amazing character and I am legitimately and unmockingly a fan of him now.

 

3:18 - What's this? A chance moonlight meeting between the protagonist and the brooding twin brother of a pop-idol sensation? *SoAp OpErA sEaL oF aPpRoVaL*

 

5:42 - Oh he's wearing barrettes that looks very nice

 

6:14 - Dating between the sexes is absolutely forbidden and will result in immediate expulsion? I SENSE WACKY HIJINK POTENTIAL

 

8:03 - omfg are you seriously telling me

that you enrolled in a cutthroat music academy

beating out hundreds of other applicants and leaving your grandmother behind

AND YOU CAN'T. READ. MUSIC!?

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8:56 - Squirrel sighted.

 

9:13 - Boy giving girl his coat to keep her dry in the rain? Shoujo cliché #678976545, check! check.png

 

9:43  - No joke this animation really is f*cking glorious

I mean you can see individual water droplets caught in each strand of hair hhnnnngggg

 

10:33 - this girl sure does sigh and breathe into the microphone a lot. I feel like her lungs and I are getting waaaay more intimate than we need to be.

 

11:25 - So... do these dudes have nothing better to do than hang around in a ridiculously well-decorated library and talk about the main character's positive attitude?

 

12:01 - Hey buddy I'll 'come to you in a flash' if you know what I mean hurr hurr durr hurr hurr

 

12:20 - Wait what THAT IS NOT A DORM ROOM. I have lived in dorm rooms that is NOT what they look like

Wrong|False|Nope <- Do not accept sandwich

 

12:43 - The hell? Did the show just fast forward through its own scene?

 

13:12 - AAAHHH a bespectacled man is approaching the camera with a frog hat!!

 

13:49 - Revelation. Everyone in this series is an idiot. Zen-like state of understanding achieved.

 

16:14 - CRIMINY WOMAN DO YOU HAVE TO SPEAK SO BREATHILY INTO MY EAR JESUS CHRIST

 

18:17 - Isn't it a little early in the series for flashbacks to earlier in the series?

 

18:27 - Oh, he 'reminds you of a sunflower', does he? You know what he reminds me of? HOW ANNOYING YOUR VOICE IS.

 

20:37 - SING TO ME, PRETTY MAN, SING WITH YOUR GUITAR IN HAND

 

21:04 - Gotta love just how often flower petals randomly fly by the camera

 

22:41 - Hearing 7 Japanese men sexily ask me "are you ready" in awkward English = priceless. Thank you, ending theme. You sure know how to treat a girl right.

 

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Posted 06 April 2013 - 08:00 AM

Live-blogging Uta no Prince-Sama

 

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Episode Sree!

 

 

0:36 - The three redheads are back! DELICIOUS GINGER FLAVOR

 

1:16 - Honey, I hate to break it to you, but your eyes are the color of those mustard pretzels I used to eat. You know the ones

 

1:41 - Hmm, multiple food-related thoughts in a row. Maybe I'm hungry.

 

3:33 - What's that you say? He lacks 'heart'? WHO YA GONNA CALL

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6:34 - Will you stop gasping and panting omg not everything merits a sharp intake of breath

 

7:49 - Are those sheep noises coming from offscreen??

 

8:48 - Enough of this moping. Show me more gyrating man butts

 

9:33 - I'm not sure if his hair is a guillotine or a bird. A guillo-bird? A bird-otine? :huh:

 

11:30 - Oh good now she's afraid of the piano. Our protagonist, everyone

 

13:16 - Ah, yes. A man in a pink maid apron holding another apron-wearing man in a headlock. Just what I was hoping for - anime, you don't disappoint.

 

13;54 - Egg-flour-sugar-butter-chocolate-tabasco-sauce-chili-sauce-fermented-soybean-fermented-squid smoothies. Mmmm, tasty.

^actually happened

 

15:06 - HOLY SHIT ON A SHINGLE A MAN IN A PINK HEART-SHAPED APRON JUST PARACHUTED DOWN FROM THE WINDOW IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT SCREAMING "OPEN WIDE"

IT HAS TO BE SEEN TO BE BELIEVED LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

 

17:15 - And now for the million dollar question: is he playing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, or ABCD-EFG?

 

18:03 - oh boy, she's crying again

 

19:40 - Aw look he wrote a song about her

Maybe it's called "I somehow got into an elite musical academy without being able to read music and I cry and sigh a lot and my voice sounds like I'm perpetually on the verge of an asthma attack" 

Mm yeah that's got a ring to it

 

20:18 - But damn he does have a nice voice even if his hair is a guillo-bird-otine

 

Well that's it for episode 3

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PEACE OUT BITCHSCHNITZEL

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Posted 06 April 2013 - 12:18 PM

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Okay, I've never seen this anime, but this gif already makes the headmaster one of my favorite people ever. Also, all this liveblogging is hilarious, and you should continue because it's making me snort into my cheerios.


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Posted 06 April 2013 - 09:20 PM

Live-blogging Uta no Prince-Sama

 

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Episode quattro-razor

 

 

0:40 - hey look, the protagonist faints pathetically during the opening theme! It's a character-establishing moment!

 

1:37 - So it seems the title of this episode is "Believe Heart to the End of the World". Fingers crossed for another Ma-Ti appearancefingers_crossed.gif

 

1:44 - Here in Japan, we call this dance move 美しいダンス, which translates to "funky chicken with severe mental handicap"

 

2:10 - Aww, his beads of sweat make a sparkling sound as they scatter! How delightful~!

 

3:43 - Oh dear I think this episode is going to be about Richtits

Sweet Jesus he's accompanied by sexy saxophone music when he walks

 

4:12 - From the gospel of Richtits, chapter 4 verse 12: "I've been looking for someone to feel the sea breeze with"

 

5:40 - From the gospel of Richtits, chapter 5 verse 40: "A scowl is never popular with the ladies"

 

6:47 - Boy I sure do love it when they re-cap stuff that we learned in the last two episodes

 

7:21 - "Our feelings are never on the same page" says senpai guillo-bird-otine about the man he shares a room with

 

8:10 - Spontaneous flashback to a childhood party where two rich boys frolicked in a pond and splashed water droplets on each other while giggling "ee hee hee look at your hair"

This is already the single most homosexual thing I have ever seen and the series is barely getting started

 

10:57 - From the gospel of Richtits, chapter 10 verse 57: "You look just like a flower, glittering in the setting sun, lady"

 

13:06 - Filthy litterer IMMA HAVE THE LAW ON YOU shakefist.gif

 

14:48 - Hey look he's whistling at sheep

a true romantic

 

15:01 - Wait, how is he whistling with his mouth open? Pretty sure you can't do that

 

16:21 - DUUUUUCCCCKKKKSSSSSS this campus is a f*cking menagerie

 

17:01 - This dead-mother backstory is so tragic it's making me...making me... *whispers* feel for Richtits

 

19:43 - That was a disturbingly close-up shot of him clicking his tongue

 

20:15 - From the gospel of Richtits, chapter 20 verse 15: "I am going to unleash feelings that were asleep"

 

21:00 - So is every episode going to end with one of the men singing a romantic song he composed for the protagonist or

 

21:29 - How dreamy he's spinning round and round like a dreidel

 

21: 31 - Oh wait that's a memory of his Mom

I can't believe I just confused those two

wait yes actually I can

 

TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR MORE UTA NO PRINCE-SAMA

WHERE MEN SING AND DO PELVIC THRUSTS FROM THE HEART

 

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LATER DATERS

 

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Posted 06 April 2013 - 09:39 PM

 

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And this guy still wins as my favorite.

 

Mara, you're half-tempting me to give this anime a watch, just for sheer hilarity. Though I do wonder if it'd be more fun to watch as a drinking game with company. Speaking of, when are you going to move in with me down here in Boston, Mara? Cuz seriously. We would be the ultimate roomies.


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Posted 06 April 2013 - 10:25 PM

Though I do wonder if it'd be more fun to watch as a drinking game with company.

Definitely better with company. Which is why I'm posting my play-by-play on the internet instead of keeping it to myself

 

Speaking of, when are you going to move in with me down here in Boston, Mara? Cuz seriously. We would be the ultimate roomies.

BY GOD WOULD WE EVER. I actually really wanna take an ESL certification course in downtown Boston this summer, and I've been looking for someone to stay with/share rent with while I'm there, but I'm afraid my fat ass would be a burden to someone with a one bedroom apartment...

I would really like to stay with you though 'cause it'd be effing amazing

 

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Posted 06 April 2013 - 10:26 PM

AND NOW, AN INTERLUDE, IN WHICH WE RE-CAP OUR EXCEPTIONALLY WELL-DEVELOPED CAST OF CHARACTERS FOR THE BENEFIT OF OUR READING AUDIENCE.

 

**British tea garden music begins to play**

 

♩♪♫♬ To get things started, we would like to introduce our main character, the 1st of the 3 redheads, and the vehicle through which the audience can self-insert into the series... ♩♪♫♬

 

NAME: Protagonist

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VITAL STATS: Cannot read music

Asthmatic

Has mustard eyes

 

Please enjoy her bland, non-threatening cuteness as we move along to the 2nd of the 3 redheads: Protagonist's BFFL.

 

NAME: Biffles

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VITAL STATS: Impeccably coiffed

Given next to no screen time despite being the only one who seems to know she's in a shoujo harem anime

 

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Hey, wait a minute! You just introduced two girls in a row? Two WHOLE girls?? I thought this series was about impossibly attractive men nancing about on stage and singing gooey love songs!

Well, right you are, good sir! Say bye-bye, boobies, cause it's time to introduce our male cast, starting with the first dude we meet in episode one. That's right, you guessed it...the 3rd redhead.

 

NAME: FIRECROTCH

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VITAL STATS: Adorable

Has red pubic hair

 

OK excellent moving on

Next up:

 

NAME: Richtits

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VITAL STATS: Compulsive winker

Loves anyone with lady bits

 

And his gay lover former childhood friend rival roommate:

 

NAME: Senpai Guillo-bird-otine

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VITAL STATS: Aloof

Has hair that is both a bird and a guillotine

 

Pffft clearly that's not enough men. Have another:

 

NAME: Barrettes

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VITAL STATS: Pint-sized rage machine

Fond of hair accessories

 

Hey, what the hell, let's throw in one more while we're at it

 

NAME: Twintard

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VITAL STATS: He had fun once.

He hated it.

 

 

 

....AND FINALLY, THE MOMENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR, THE GREATEST CHARACTER IN THE SERIES...

 

NAME: The Headmaster (not to be confused with 'Master of Head')

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VITAL STATS: The greatest character in the series

 

Welp, that's it for now. Of course there are more impossibly gorgeous men to swoon over, but we wouldn't want to introduce them properly until they've been as exceptionally well-developed as these guys.

 

Thus, we bid you adieu, and cut short our English tea garden music. ♩♪♫.....

 

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WE HERE AT UTA NO PRINCE-SAMA HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS INFORMATIVE INTERLUDE. AND NOW, A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR:

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Posted 06 April 2013 - 10:33 PM

BY GOD WOULD WE EVER. I actually really wanna take an ESL certification course in downtown Boston this summer, and I've been looking for someone to stay with/share rent with while I'm there, but I'm afraid my fat ass would be a burden to someone with a one bedroom apartment...

I would really like to stay with you though 'cause it'd be effing amazing

 

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Hrm...perchance we shall commence with the PM-ing-times.

 

 

...also,

 

WE HERE AT UTA NO PRINCE-SAMA HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS INFORMATIVE INTERLUDE. AND NOW, A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR:


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I quite honestly just burst out laughing...AGAIN. OMG.


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Posted 07 April 2013 - 12:34 AM

That makes me wonder if I'll EVER even have a CHANCE at meeting an IDOJer in person... :(


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Posted 07 April 2013 - 12:39 AM

Shhhh Em relax and enjoy the majestic man butts

 

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Posted 07 April 2013 - 12:53 AM

Okay, they are fairly attractive... 


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Posted 07 April 2013 - 04:01 AM

Live-blogging Uta no Prince-Sama

 

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Barrettes says, "Episode Five-ulous"!

 

 

0:08- Guys, I'm afraid I've made a grave error in my reporting. The title isn't just "Uta no Prince-Sama"...it's Uta no☆Prince-sama♪ Maji Love 1000%.

ugh God what was I thinking

 

3:23 - Baaawww her pet cat is so precious~ C'MERE BEEBEE I WUB YOU MORE THAN ALL THE SUPER SPARKLY MEN COMBINED :wub:

 

3:48 - "Grandma, my classes and assignments are really interesting!" said no student ever

 

5:49 - Redception (noun): a scene in which 3 redheads go into an anime within an anime that stars yet another redhead, and the fictional anime about the fictional redhead is by far more interesting than the actual anime about the actual redheads am I making sense

 

7:02 - Wow, I didn't know barrettes + capris + a 1920s gangster hat + black fingernail polish was a real style

Learn something new everyday

 

8:00 - Waaaait are you expecting me to believe that men in the Middle Ages wore belly shirts because that's a bit of a stretch even for you, anime

 

8:26 - Once again this fictional anime looks way more awesome than the one we're currently watching

I mean, a bare-midriffed Medieval prince beating up everyone in sight with ferocious punches and graceful high kicks? I DUB THEE, SIR ITHINKYES

 

9:24 - And thus, the camera pans across the starry nighttime sky, leading half the audience to scream "Neverland!", while the other half starts crooning "I love you, Evangeline..."

 

9:34 - Hold the phone, Barrettes was singing to her this whole time? I thought he was just fantasizing about his favorite TV show! How the hell am I supposed to distinguish between flights of fancy and spontaneous character-revealing song numbers??

 

9:54 - "To me, Hyuga Ryuya is a real life saver"....................

.....oh, so you can suck on him without choking? *shot*

 

10:18 - I really like how sweat droplets have their own soundtrack in this series

 

11:09 - Well, you know what they say: you never know when a human-sized net is going to spontaneously fly in from offscreen and capture the man you're talking to

 

14:31 - "So high..."

I think I might be too, pal

 

14:56 - GUYS GUYS HIS HAIR TUFT IS ROTATING LIKE A PROPELLER I DEFINITELY AM HIGH

 

16:42 - The headmaster is hypnotizing one of the students to cure his fear of heights?

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WHAT COULD GO WRONG

 

19:25 - The f*ck? Barrettes is scared of heights because of a traumatic childhood experience involving a butterfly net?

Oh wait there's a tower involved too, that makes more sense

 

21:42 - Oh, phew, thank God, for a minute I thought we were going to get through a whole episode without finding an excuse to cross-dress

what a relief

 

 

Well, that's it for episode 5!

 

UNTIL NEXT TIME, SIGNING OFF

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Posted 07 April 2013 - 07:22 AM

Liveblogging Uta no☆Prince-sama♪ Maji Love 1000%

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SPECIAL EDITION: Episode #Peyote-kun

 
Hi Everyone! Today's episode review will be co-hosted by me, Peyote-kun!
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I am called Peyote-kun because every time I appear in a scene, everyone in the audience starts to feel like they're trippin balls! You may remember me from my numerous wacky exploits, such as as the chocolate-fermented-soybean-fermented-squid smoothie debacle, the parachuting-out-the-window-in-a-maid-apron incident, and the traumatizing-my-childhood-friend-Barrettes-with-a-butterfly-net escapade!
 
Now, you may think I'm just the group's token weirdie, but the truth is, I have a special superpower! I attract the craziest of all the fangirls on tumblr!! :la:
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Hee hee, with a record like that, I bet you're super excited to get started, ne? Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere we go! You're up, Mara-chan!
 
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MARA-CHAN: Roger that, Peyote-kun! I will GIVE IT MY ALL! *cracks knuckles* Episodu....START-O! play-button-med.png
Theme song, awaaaaaay!
 
3:22 - .............Ah, yes. Bumping face-first into the chest of your favorite pop star's younger twin brother = always a good way to start your day
 
4:07 - Wait, where'd her nose go? I could've sworn it was on her face just a second ago
 
4:12 - "There's no way I'll get lost!"
huuurrrrr durrrr saaaay I wonder if she'll get lost
 
4:40 - Whaaaaa-? She got lost? No way! I'm soooooo surpriiiiised~!
 
5:03 - So, is it an unspoken rule of this series that all the female background characters must be discussing shopping purchases, or
 
5:15 - ......
 
PlayfulIllustriousElectriceel-size_restr < Stop right there, Mara-chan! It's time for a revelation about my character!
As it turns out, I'm not just a derpy weirdo with a fetish for cute things...I'm actually a genius with a split personality who becomes a violent maniac whenever I'm composing music! Betchu didn't see that one comin', ne~? *heart*
 
Kuku, watch out Mara-chan, because when I take off my glasses, it means I'm going to become really scary, OK? **deep demon voice** TEE HEE
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6:23 - OK.... I...guess....
 
6:25 - I mean, you do throw a pretty gnarly right-hook...
 
 JCVY.gif < Thank you, Mara-chan! Back to you, then...
 
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6:40 - OK...

 

6:45 - Jesus Christ, Peyote-kun just force-fed some kid garbage
he really is scary! D:
 
7:08 - So his demeanor is entirely dependent on whether or not he's wearing glasses? That is the weirdest split-personality disorder I've ever heard of

7:28 - Nudge nudge Hey Barrettes the early 90s called they want their shirt back Nudge nudge
 
8:49 - Hmm I wonder if spectacle loss is admissable in court as a legal defense
Like, "I'm sorry I assaulted that man, your honor, but I wasn't wearing my glasses, so you can hardly hold me responsible for my actions now, can you?"
 
9:12 - So...he loves her because she reminds him of his dog?
 
16:02 - Oh man his glasses broke SHIT'S ABOUT TO GET REEEEEEAAAAAAAAAALLL

 

16:07 - Oh MAN that is some heavy breathing you are doing into my ear right now

 

16:56 - Dude wait OMG an actual fight scene? In a thunderstorm, no less? Holy crap this episode is AWESOME! Like, I'm not even joking, I am legitimately invested in the plot right now! :o

17:32 - They're gonna have...a SONG-OFF? blushplz.gif ALL MY DREAMS ARE COMING TRUE11!

 

18:52 - Oh my God this is like, really intense

 

21:31 - OMG ANOTHER PLOT TWIST! TWINTARD ISN'T REALLY THE TWIN BROTHER OF THE POP IDOL    HE IS THE POP IDOL  
HOW MANY MORE TWISTS CAN ONE EPISODE TAKE??

 

21;50 - *fans self to cool down*

Ah man...

Man...

That was actually kinda...good...

 

Natsuki-Shinomiya-uta-no-prince-sama-346 > A-ha, you see? Aren't you glad we got to co-host this ep together? I'm the best desu~! *heart*

 

Oh and by the way, when you google "Mara-chan", this is the very first image that pops up:

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Tee hee Well Gotta fly Tootles

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#16 Mara=^.^=

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Posted 07 April 2013 - 10:08 PM

So I totally didn't just download the badass song from that episode or anything

 

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It's like, all the other songs in the show are these fluffy gushy love numbers, and then out of nowhere, BAM, a passionate musically-dissonant song about doubt and sincerity and the existential angst of mental illness

 

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#17 Katia11

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 12:20 AM

I know nothing about anime, I'm here purely for the mara commentary. :) LOVE IT. 


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Posted 08 April 2013 - 02:37 AM

I'm not even sure I need to watch this. Mara's comments are epic enough. It would be ruined if I actually knew what she was talking about.
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#19 Mara=^.^=

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 04:50 AM

Liveblogging Uta no☆Prince-sama♪ Maji Love 1000%
 
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...Episode 7th Heaven
 
0:11 - I like my men how I like my streaming videos: buffering
 
1:01 - Well everyone, looks like the annual Audubon Bird Count numbers are finally in
Based on this year's sightings, we estimate that the opening sequence is home to about 879,876,543,567,890,987,654,678 snow white doves, give or take a million
 
2:45 - Rain, rain, go away ¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪ All these men are closet gay
 
3:41 - Oh look his tie can double as a pair of French flags
Pffft and you thought this show lacked culture
 
4:30 - So, is this episode directed at all the women in the audience who like rude, mopey assholes, or
 
4:38 - "I don't understand. Hayato-sama is an extremely popular idol...why would he go to all the trouble of going to this school by posing as his own twin brother?"
Um, yeah, about that. It's called "contrived writing", honey
 
7:50 - Uhh...if this is a major city, why are there no other cars on the streets?
 
9:27 - Pretty sure it's been raining for like 2 straight days now
 
11:37 - *crackling whisper* Hello? Hello, is anyone there? It's me, Twintard. Listen, the headmaster and I are alone in a darkened room. It's storming outside and there is dramatic lighting everywhere. He keeps talking about "my promise to him", and there's no telling what he's going to do next. Please, for the love of God, send help.
 
13:40 - Aww Twintard's hair is crying
 
14:28 - Now his chin is crying too This is so tragic
 
15:04 - Wait a minute. He's standing outside. By a pond. So...WHERE IS THAT SPOTLIGHT COMING FROM? Is Scotty beaming him up as we speak? WTF IS GOING ON IN YOUR LIGHTING DEPARTMENT, ANIME
 
19:07 - That's right honey, keep murmuring his name. It's bound to help the situation sooner or later

 

20:13 - Help help I'm being attacked by an aggressively loud laugh-track

 

21:05 - Holy crap he just changed into A GIANT SWALLOWTAIL BUTTERFLY

Like literally He is flying through the air and everything

 

22:09 - Casual reminder that falling in love is forbidden for no reason other than to make the show even more implausible than it already is

 

22:22 - Up next...THE MANDATORY BEACH EPISODE! YATTA~! w00t.gif

 

TUNE IN AGAIN TOMORROW FOR MORE POINTLESS PLAY-BY-PLAYS AND A CHANCE TO WIN ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

 

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Posted 08 April 2013 - 11:40 AM

omg, these commentaries...they're amazing :popcorn:

 

I especially love the nicknames you're making up for everyone. my faves are Richtits, Peyote-kun and Firecrotch XD

 

 

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