I couldn't think of another topic to post this in, so I stuck with this one. Prepare to be amazed by my astounding memory!!!
"Send In the Clones"
Jimmy: *while observing an image of Neptune & Pluto on his screen* Today is the single greatest day in the history of the universe! Pluto is aligning with Neptune, causing space snow flurries to create galactic ice crystals, which keep ice cream at the PERFECT eating temperature! Yes!!
Goddard: Bark, bark!
Jimmy: *in his rocket a bit later with Goddard* Cold enough to never melt, but not so cold, you get brainfreeze! This alignment only happens every 2,000 years... *brings his rocket to launch position just above his clubhouse* Commence countdown, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1-...
Judy: *walks up to him, hands on her hips* James Isaac Neutron!!
Jimmy: *groans*
Judy: Just where do you think you're going, young man?! Here's your list of Saturday chores! *holds out a list*
Goddard: *extends his neck & retrieves it*
Jimmy: *reads aloud the list to himself* "Mail letter at post office, sit with grandma in the park, pick up Dad's badminton shoes, drop off a pie at school, & take a book to Cindy Vortex's mother"?! But, MOM, I can't do that!! I have to get into space NOW!
Judy: Chores first, space travel later! *walks off*
Jimmy: *faces Goddard* Goddard, options!
Goddard: *displays first option*
Jimmy: "Hire temporary help to work at $15.75 an hour"... too expensive...
Goddard: *displays second option*
Jimmy: "Use boyish charm to outwit parental unit"... I don't have time!
Goddard: *displays third option*
Jimmy: "Clone thyself"... Yes! But we'll have to do it MEGA-fast!!
*later in his lab*
Goddard: *types at Jimmy's keyboard while he's in a cloning pod*
Jimmy: No time to set specifics. Commence cloning at super-speed!
Happy Clone: Hi, everybody! Isn't it an absolutely amazing great day??
Sad Clone: You call this a great day? I should've stayed in BED...
Romantic Clone: *in a French accent* Ah, but romance is in the air, eh? It is a beautiful day to fall in love...
Goddard: *rubs his eyes in astonishment as the clones emerge from the second pod*
Funny Clone: Hey, everybody! It's great to be here! If I'm lyin', I'm dyin'!! Have you seen that Cindy Vortex?? Talk about the wicked witch of the elementary... Seriously, these are the jokes, folks. C'mon, laugh with me!
Goddard: *emits a laughing noise from his mouth*
Cool Clone: Who's up fo' some football, eh??
Evil Clone: Nice place, kid. Ya know, I could have some serious fun with this stuff... *laughs evilly*
Jimmy: *observes the clones* Hmm... The speed of the cloning gave each of them a solitary, distinct personality. I should probably do a risk assessment... *pauses* Nah... I've got galactic ice crystals to get! *passes out a chore each to 5 of the 6 clones* Here's the list of chores, gentlemen!
*later on, outside...*
Evil Clone: You heard the man; do your chores, boys!
Sad Clone: But I've never mailed a letter... What if I get my hand stuck in the box?!
Happy Clone: Hey, turn that frown upside down, Mr. Gloomy Gus! Everything's gonna be TERRIFIC!!
Romantic Clone: Mei oui! Love is ALL around us...
Cool Clone: Let's do it TO it!!
Funny Clone: And away we go!! *takes off with the rest of them*
*at the park*
Happy Clone: Hello, Grandmother, dear!
Granny Neutron: Where have you BEEN?! This bench is too hard... These birds are getting too close! The sun hurts my eyes...!
Happy Clone: Isn't it a beautiful day? Aren't these birds absolutely amazing?? Isn't it great to be alive?! *birds rest on his outstretched arms*
*at a random metal mailbox*
Sad Clone: *hand gets stuck in the mail slot* Ow...
Carl: *walks up to him* Hey, Jimmy? I have to do a report on snails or Napoleon... Can you help me?
Sad Clone: What's the point of doing homework? We do it, & then what?? Poof! We're done. Nothingness, emptiness, we're all just dust in the wind...
Carl: Okay, I don't wanna be dust in the wind...
*downtown on the sidewalk*
Cool Clone: *makes a smooth move at Betty as he passes by* He shoots, he scores! Neutron is definitely ON!! *passes a window & smooths his hair* Lookin' good! You da man! You da man! *approaches Nick* Hey, it's the Nick-ster! *lifts & lowers his shades*
Nick: Neutron, what are you DOING?!
Cool Clone: I'm walkin' here! Ya got a problem with that, skateboard boy?!
Nick: Uh, "skateboard boy"??
Cool Clone: *snags the board & does some tricks*
Nick: Whoa! Check it out! Neutron has the moves!!
Cool Clone: *accidentally snaps it in half, then brings it back* How 'bout next time, ya get a board that can handle the Neutron style?? Later, Nick-o-rama!! *leaves*
Nick: *glares at him angrily*
*meanwhile, in space...*
Goddard: *sucks up ice crystals*
Jimmy: Good boy, Goddard! Galactic ice crystal harvesting proceeding as planned! And down on Earth, the clones are performing my chores... *leans back in his seat* Retroville, we have no problems!
*back on Earth, in Sheen's yard...*
Sheen: *plays with his Robo-Fiend & UltraLord action figures* "I am UltraLord, & I will swing my mighty bat of combat on you!" "You can't catch me!" "Yes, I can!" *sees the funny clone walk up* Oh, hey, Jimmy! Wanna see my new action figures??
Funny Clone: Do I?! Come on! Does Robin Hood wear pantyhose?? Hey! Why did UltraLord cover himself with mayonnaise?? He wanted to make a hero sandwich!! *laughs, knocking on Sheen's head* Hello?! Anybody in there? Paging Mr. Sheen! The village called; they want their idiot back...
Sheen: Are you okay, Jimmy?? Cuz you seem really weird...
Funny Clone: I'M weird?! C'MON!!! You should see UltraLord's Uncle Lawrence...
*at Cindy's house*
Romantic Clone: *walks up to her door & knocks*
Cindy: *sighs in disgust* What do you WANT, Neutron?!
Romantic Clone: To return a book & to drink in your beauty, Miss Vortex...!
Cindy: *scowls* Very FUNNY...
Romantic Clone: I jest not! Shall I compare thee to a summer's day-? No!! Even Shakespeare is not adequate to describe your perfection!
Cindy: Cut it OUT, Neutron, before I BARF!!
Romantic Clone: Ah-ah-ah... Before that, would you favor me with a kiss? *puckers up*
Cindy: *slams the door on him* Is he for REAL?? A-and... what's with the bad French accent?! *opens it again at the sound of him singing with a ukelele*
Romantic Clone: *sings* Oh, Cindy, I love you, more than Albert Einstein, stealing of relativity...
Cindy: *jaw drops, then looks around cautiously*
Romantic Clone: Oh, Cindy, mon cheri... *laughs* My little Cindy, would you please come and kiss me?? *stops singing, seeing that she fainted* Wait. Why are you a-sleeping?
*back downtown in a different location...*
Evil Clone: *to a random guy* Hey, buddy. Wanna pie??
Random Guy: Yeah!
Evil Clone: *splats him in the face with it; laughs* Ya can't beat the classics!
Random Guy: Mmm, I'll say!
Jimmy: *returns with Goddard in his rocket, flying over his neighborhood* Mission accomplished! Space crystals acquired; clones should be arriving in T minus one minute; everything's going exactly as- *passes over his house & sees a mob confronting his dad* WHAT?!
Hugh: Now, calm down, everybody. Just tell me, what did the Jim-ster do??
Nick: He busted my skateboard, dude!!
Carl: He said i was gonna be dust in the wind...!
Granny Neutron: He made me smile & my dentures fell out!
Sheen: He mocked UltraLord's family...
Cindy: He made my heart SING, &-... *gasps & pauses* I mean, he said things to me SO vile & despicable, I cannot repeat them in mixed company!!
Random Guy: And, he threw a pie in my face!!
Hugh: *laughs* You CAN'T beat the classics!
Random Guy: *growls & shakes his fist at him*
Hugh: I'm sure Jimmy had a good reason for these admittedly... strange... bizarre... things, so... Who wants pie??
*all of them growl at him*
Random Guy: *spits out some pie* I'm good.
Jimmy: Oh, no! It was the clones! I've gotta find them so I can explain everything!! Goddard, locate clones!
Goddard: *displays 5 of their coordinates on his screen*
*somewhere downtown...*
Happy Clone: I had the most scrumptious day with my most wonderful grandmama!
Romantic Clone: I fell in love with a beautiful madamoiselle...
Cool Clone: I did some cool moves on a dude's skateboard, but it couldn't take my awesome POWER!! Ya know what I'm sayin'??
Jimmy: *touches down near them & hops out with Goddard* There you all are!!
Happy Clone: Hi, Jimmy!
Jimmy: Come with me to my lab so I can explain to everybody- Wait a minute! One, two, three, four, five- We're short one clone! We gotta find him NOW!!
Funny Clone: Oh, it's that evil one... He's so bad, he makes Atilla the Hun look like Bambi!
Sad Clone: We'll never find him. We're doomed!
Cool Clone: I'll find him & take him out all by myself, with my bare hands! *makes punching motions, astonishing Jimmy* Look out!
*down a dark alley*
Jimmy: *follows a signal on his watch* He's close... He's very close...THERE!! *charges up to him with the other clones behind him*
Evil Jimmy: *switches the girls & boys bathroom signs & mentally counts down to one*
*a man & woman come out of the bathrooms screaming*
Evil Clone: *laughs evilly, then turns to face the group* Well, well, well... If it isn't Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Goddard, & Jimmy...
Jimmy: You're going back to the lab & I'm going to declone you!!
Evil Clone: I don't think so, kid... I like being out in the big, bad world... *throws a trash can at them, which they duck & avoid, then takes off*
Jimmy: Stop that person who looks just like me! *rushes after him with the other clones*
Evil Clone: *alters his appearance to look like normal Jimmy* Get him!
Jimmy: I'm not Evil Jimmy; HE'S Evil Jimmy! He's just trying to confuse you!
Evil Clone: That's absurd & wreaks of mendacity! I'm the genuine & indisputable Jimmy! Can't ya tell by my sophisticated vocabulary??
Happy Clone: Are we playing a game? I absolutely adore games!
Sad Clone: I hate games...
Jimmy: No, no, don't you see?! He's trying to trick you by pretending to be the real Jimmy!
Evil Clone: Trust me; I'm the real Jimmy. Would I lie to you??
*all the other clones start talking at once*
Jimmy: Guys, stop!! Wait a minute-... *squeezes his eyes shut & mutters* Think, think, think...!!! *sees the ice crystals in his mind* Brain blast!! *brings out the ice crystals & pours them in Goddard's mouth* Gonna have to sacrifice the ice crystals... Goddard, let's cool these clones down!
Goddard: *sprays the clones with the crystals*
Funny Clone: That's all, folks!
Romantic Clone: Adieu, mon ami. Parting is such sweet- Ooo!! That's cold!!
Cool Clone: Yo! Gimme your best shot, punk!!
Sad Clone: So this is how it ends, as ice cubes! *covers his eyes*
Happy Clone: I always wanted to be frozen! This is a dream come true!!
Jimmy: There goes my perfect ice cream... Well, at least I can get these clones back to- Wait a minute! One, two, three, four, five- I'm missing one!
Evil Jimmy: *shows up wearing Jimmy's jetpack* Hiya, handsome! Listen, ya don't mind if I borrow this, do ya?? I mean, c'mon! We're practically related, right? Gotta blast! *activates it & blasts off*
Nick: *shows up with the rest of the mob from earlier* There he is!
Cindy: Let's teach him a lesson!
Nick: I'll hold him down-...
Jimmy: Hold on, everybody! I- I can explain!
*4 hours later*
Jimmy: ...And that's how it all happened...
Random Guy: Hmm... Genetic replicants manifesting mutant side effects, eh??
Cindy: As long as you got rid of ALL the clones... One Jimmy Neutron in the world is bad enough, but 6 is BLEH!!!
Nick: Dude, you did catch all of 'em, didn't you??
Jimmy: *pauses* Who wants some pie at my house??
Carl: Uh, okay...
Evil Jimmy: *flies over their heads, making them duck* Here's Jimmy!! *laughs evilly*
*the group looks up at him, then they glare at Jimmy*
Crowd: Neutron...!!! *starts approaching him*
Jimmy: I take it that means no pie? *rushes off as they chase him*
Evil Jimmy: *throws a pie with an atom symbol on it on the screen*
"End..."
Pretty impressive, no?? 
I can't even remember the dialogue to most if any JN episode.
I thought so!! XD
