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[Beks]

This is Mary's SS gift! She likes anything Pixar, so I concocted this little oneshot. Enjoy!


Sheen's Room


“You cannot defeat me, Robofiend! Justice will always prevail!” Sheen jiggled the plastic hero in his hand, trying to bring his voice down to a manlier octave. “And justice knows how to deal with scum like you!” He suddenly smashed the two action figures together in a fake fist fight, making sound effects as appropriate. After a minute of this, the Robofiend figure flew out of his hand and into a cardboard box on the floor labeled JAIL. Sheen walked Ultralord to the box and tapped the side with a plastic fist. “Looks like you’ll be there ‘til you rust, Robofiend!” Sheen quipped.

“Sheen!” his dad called from downstairs. “Vamanos! We have to pick up some things from the store!”

“Coming dad!” Sheen yelled back, immediately dropping the toys and sprinting out of the room. There was the sound of the front door being closed and locked and then the rev of the engine as the pickup truck drove away.

“I think you almost got me that time,” Ultralord laughed as he lifted himself off the carpet where he had been lying face down.

“Aw, shut up and help me out of here,” came the grizzly voice of Robofiend.

Chuckling to himself, Ultralord grabbed the box flap. “Ready?”

“Yep.”

Using all his strength, Ultralord pulled the box flap, causing the box to flip onto its side. With a grunt, Robofiend rolled out onto the carpet. “I’m getting too old for this stuff,” he complained as he got up.

“You say that every day, Robofiend.”

“Well, I mean it!” the robot countered, rotating one of his claws. “I’ve been here since almost the beginning. The boy got me for his sixth birthday. He’s how old now? Eleven?”

“Twelve.” Ultralady poked her head over the side of the bed where she had been lying. “Six years isn’t that old for a toy.”

“It is for this boy. Sheen plays rough with his toys, especially you, Mr. Space Hero.” He walked over to the desk and sat on one of the wheels on the computer chair. “Remember a few months ago when he left you on that asteroid.”

“It was a planet, but yes,” Ultralord conceded. “It took him a couple hours to realize before they came back. I almost blew out my batteries in panic.”

“And then there’s Ultralord Prime.” Robofiend put a claw to his chest in respect.

“You mean old Melty, right?” Ultralord asked. “Boy do I miss him. He was such a great mentor for me when I first came out of the box. Where did he end up again?”

“Sheen gave him to that lady friend of his, what’s her name, Lilly or something. Speaking of lady friends, I gotta pop into little Maria’s room for a second. I gotta see when Barbie wants me to pick her up tonight.”

“Where are you taking her?” Ultralord nudged the robot playfully.

“We’re gonna go down to the basement to watch new Octopus Man remake on the new TV they have in there. She’ll be clinging to me the whole time.” He chuckled gruffly.

Suddenly, the lid of the toy chest opened and another Ultralord stuck his head out. “Like, how romantic!” he gushed in an uncharacteristic feminine voice. “I’ll, like, need to go over to help her pick out, like, the most perfect outfit ever!”

“Why does Sheen keep that guy around?” Robofiend whispered to Ultralord as he walked towards the door.

“He thinks he’s unique,” Ultralord answered, shugging.

“Oh, he’s unique alright,” Robofiend laughed, crossing the threshold and turning the corner.

Ultralord shook his head in bemusement as he walked back over to the bed. “That date thing doesn’t sound like a bad idea, honey,” he called up to Ultralady. “How about we plan something? Our anniversary is coming up.”

“That would be nice,” Ultralady purred, winking.

An orange dragon poked its head out of the toy box. “I wish Sheen would get another dragon,” it growled sadly. “It’s kind of lonely being the only animal toy he’s got.”

“You could make friends with the ponies in Maria’s room,” Ultralady suggested.

“They’re scared of me,” the dragon sighed. “Well, I guess it’s not so bad. At least Sheen can pronounce my name right.”

“That’s right, Uwaoo,” Ultralord said cheerfully.

“It’s Ugaoo!” the dragon growled. “Ugaoo, Bringer of Flame!”

Suddenly, they heard the rumble of a truck pulling in the driveway. The other Ultralord and Ugaoo quickly shut the toy box lid as Ultralord sprinted back over to the box.

“Robofiend!” he yelled.

“Coming!” The red robot rounded the corner at a run and jumped back into the box, which fell back into place. Ultralord fell stiffly onto the carpet facedown.

“So what time?” Ultralord whispered through the side of his mouth.

“Midnight,” Ultralord whispered back. “When everyone is asleep.”

With a yell, Sheen catapulted into the room, landing on the bed, causing Ultralady to bounce up high and land onto the floor next to Ultralord.

“I can’t believe they had it!” Sheen squealed to himself as he held up the box in his hand. He began to rip it open. “A limited edition Pugawa, Bringer of Rain! It’s Ugaoo’s betrothed! I’ve been looking for her for ages!”


THE END

[SweeneyxxTodd]

[AllieLongbottom]

That was so cute! I normally don't like crossovers too much, but Sheen's toys are perfect material for a Toy Story concept. It was awesome! Yay!

[Katia11]

LOVE this, Beks!

[RocksmySocks]

Awesome, Beks!!! It's great to see some of your writing again. And this was such a great idea for a story. I love that Ultralord and Robofiend are actually buddies.

[xErik12]

 

I feel the same way--well... with the exception of the last smiley. 

[mike]

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