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[okmeamithinknow]

RUMBLEROAR!!!!!!


That is all.

~Crys~

[CjIiNmDmYy]

Thanks EVER so much for leting me join, Zoey!!!

[John Richards]

Only a fan of the original. Refuse to watch the crappy censored version.

Still joining.

The three funniest things in it:
Pigfarts.
Sexual innuendo.
The line "And his will says that Toontown goes to the Toons and his chocolate factory goes to Charlie!"
Removing any one of them is like removing a leg from a giant three legged stool that will crush New York and most of the planet when one of its legs is removed.

[Zoey <3]

Yay! Sorry I didn't add your names earlier. I was away..

[jimmyxcindy]

I'd love to join. AVPM is absolutely brilliant!

[taytay1994]

♪Back to spells and enchantments, potions and friends,
To Gryffindor!
Hufflepuff!
Ravenclaw!
SLYTHERIN!!
Back to the place where our story begins
At Hogwarts! Hogwarts!
Man, I'm glad I'm back!♪

So I was insanely bored and attempted to write up a transcript for this. I got to the line "OH MY GOD, Hermione, SHUT UP!" and i've already written about 12 pages T.T

[SweeneyxxTodd]

♪♪I know I don't deserve these
Stupid rules made by the Dursleys
And it's no mystery
There's nothing here for me now

I'VE GOT TO GET BACK TO HOGWARTS!
Gotta get back to schoooool
Gotta get back to Hogwarts
Where everyone knows I'm cool♪♪

So I was insanely bored and attempted to write up a transcript for this. I got to the line "OH MY GOD, Hermione, SHUT UP!" and i've already written about 12 pages T.T

[RocksmySocks]

WHAT THE DEVIL IS GOING ON HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE?

[taytay1994]

Sit DOWN, you inarticulate bumble!

So I might post said transcript after I get it typed up, which is after my story...sighhh

[SweeneyxxTodd]

I would like to see said transcript.

[Zoey <3]

So would I

[RocksmySocks]

Haha, this video amuses me:

[Zoey <3]

Thats so awesome! I think Voldemort and Quirell are the only slash paring I like

[taytay1994]

ATTENTION!!

I have decided to post the first chunk of my transcript in this topic, not sure if I should put it anywhere else. Keep in mind, this is only what they say, no actions or anything like that. And ignore the death of formatting. *sigh* So without further ado...

HARRY: ♪Underneath these stairs
I hear sneers and feel the glares
Of my cousin, my uncle and my aunt
Can’t believe how cruel they are
And it stings my lightning scar
To know they’ll never, ever give me what I want
I know I don’t deserve these
Stupid rules made by the Dursleys
Here on Privet Drive
Can’t take all of these muggles,
But despite all of my struggles,
I’m still alive
I’m sick of summer and this waiting around
Man, it’s September and I’m skipping this town
Hey it’s no mystery, there’s nothing here for me now
I gotta get back to Hogwarts
I gotta get back to school
I gotta get myself to Hogwarts
Where everybody knows I’m cool
Back to witches and wizards and magical feasts
To goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts
It’s all that I love and it’s all that I need at
Hogwarts, Hogwarts, I think I’m going back -
I’ll see my friends, gonna laugh till we cry
Take my Firebolt, gonna take to the sky
No way this year anyone’s gonna die
And it’s gonna be totally awesome
I’ll cast some spells with a flick of my wand
Take on the Dark side, yea bring it on
And I’ll do it all with my best friend Ron,
‘Cause together, we’re totally awesome!
RON: Yea together, we’re totally awesome!♪
Did somebody say Ron Weasley? Whoo! Hey!
HARRY: What’s up buddy?
RON: Sorry it took so long to get here – I had to get some…uh…Floo Powder. But, uh, we gotta get going, get your trunk and let’s go!
HARRY: Where are we going?
RON: To Diagon Alley, of course!
BOTHARRY: Floo Powder Power! Floo Powder Power! Floo Powder Power! Floo Powder Power!
RON: ♪It’s been so long, but we’re going back –
HARRY: Don’t go for work; don’t go there for class –
RON: As long as we’re together –
HARRY: Gonna kick some ass!
BOTHARRY: And it’s gonna be totally awesome!
This year we’ll take everybody by storm
Stay up all night, sneak out of our dorm –
HERMIONE: But let’s not forget that we need to perform well in class if we want to pass our O.W.L.’s!♪
ALL: Whoa!
RON: God, Hermione, why do you have to be such a buzzkill?!
HERMIONE: Because, you guys, school’s not all about having fun, we need to study hard if we want to be good witches and wizards!
♪I may be frumpy, but I’m super smart
Check out my grades, they’re all A’s for a start
What I lack in looks, well I make up in heart
And well, guys, yea that’s totally awesome!
This year I plan to study a lot
RON: That would be cool if you were actually hot
HARRY: Hey Ron, come on, we’re the only friends that she’s got
RON: – And that’s cool –
HERMIONE: And that’s totally awesome!
A: Yea! It’s so cool and it’s totally awesome!
We’re sick of summer and this waiting around
It’s like we’re sitting in the lost and found
Don’t take no sorcery
For anyone to see how
We gotta get back to Hogwarts
We gotta get back to school
We gotta get back to Hogwarts
Where everything is magic cool
Back to witches and wizards and magical beasts
To goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts
It’s all that I love and it’s all that I need at
Hogwarts, Hogwarts♪
HARRY: I think we’re going back!
GINNY: RON!! You’re supposed to go to Madame Malkin’s and use those sickles Mom gave you for my robe fittings!*
HARRY: Uh, who’s this?
RON: Uh, this is stupid-little-dumb-sister, GINNY:, she’s a freshman, GINNY:, this is Harry. Harry Potter. He’s Harry Potter.
GINNY: Oh! You’re Harry Potter! You’re the boy who lived!
HARRY: Yea. You’re GINNY:.
GINNY: It’s Ginevra
HARRY: Cool. GINNY:’s fine.
RON: Stupid sister! Don’t crowd the famous friend!
HERMIONE: Do you guys hear music or something?
HARRY: Music? What’re you talking about?
RON: Someone’s coming!
HARRY: Someone’s coming?
CHO’S GANGINNY: ♪Cho Chang
Domo Arigato, Cho Chang
Gung Hey Fat Choy, Cho Chang
Happy Happy New Year, Cho Chang♪
HARRY: YES!
GINNY: Oh! Who’s that?
HARRY: That’s Cho Chang!
RON: That’s the girl Harry’s totally been in love with since freshman year.
HERMIONE: Yea, but he won’t say anything to her.
RON: Well, yea, you never tell a girl you like her, it makes you look like an idiot.
GINNY: Konnichiwa, Cho Chang, my name is Ginny Weasley.
LAVENDERON: Bitch, I ain’t Cho Chang!
RON: That’s Lavender Brown! Racist sister!
CHO: It’s all right! I’m Cho Chang, y’all.
HARRY: She is totally perfect.
RON: Yea, too bad she’s dating Cedric Diggory, huh.
HARRY: WHAT?! Who the HELL is Cedric Diggory?! What is that? Who is that guy??
CEDRIC: ♪Cho Chang
I am so in love with Cho Chang
From Bangkok to Ding Dang
I sing my love aloud for Cho Chang! ♪
HARRY: I hate that guy. I hate him.
RON: So are we going to get these robes or not?
GINNY: Okay! I’m going!
GOYLE: Present your arm, nerd!
Ne: Aaagh!
RON: Oh. Crabbe and Goyle.
GINNY: Are you okay?
HARRY: Why don’t you leave Neville Longbottom alone, huh?
GINNY: Well, well, well. If it isn’t Harry Potter. You think all because you’re famous, you can boss everyone around, huh?
HARRY: No, I just don’t think it’s cool for guys your size to be picking on guys like Neville! Come on!
GOYLE: Oh, well you know what I think? I think glasses are for nerds! Break! We hate nerds!
CRABBE: Hate nerds!
HARRY: Oh, my glasses…
RON: Oh, you asked for it! You don’t mess with Harry Potter! He beat the Dark Lord when he was a baby!
HERMIONE: Alright, everyone just calm done. Oculus Reparo!
HARRY: Whoa, cool!
HERMIONE: Now let’s leave these baby-childish-jerks alone.
HARRY: Yea, let’s get out of here.
MALFOY: Did somebody say DRACO MALFOY?
HARRY: What do you want, Draco?
MALFOY: Crabbe. Goyle. Be a pair of Gryffindors* and go pay for my robes, will you? So…Potter! Back for another year at Hogwarts, are you? Maybe this year you’ll wise up and hang out with a higher caliber wizard.
HARRY: Listen, Draco, Fon and Hermione are my best friends in the worle world. I wouldn’t trade them for anything.
MALFOY: Have it your way. WAIT! Don’t tell me. Red hair, hand-me-down clothes and a stupid complexion! You must be a Weasley!
RON: Oh my God, lay off, Malfoy! She may be a pain in the ass sometimes, but she’s MY pain in the ass.
MALFOY: Well. Isn’t this cute. It’s like a little lose family! Hogwarts has really gone to the dogs. Luckily, next year, I’ll be transferred to Pigfarts!
♪Next year you bet, gonna get out of here
The reign of Malfoy is drawing hear
I’ll have the greatest wizard career
And it’s gonna be totally awesome
Look out world, for the dawn of the day,
When everyone will do WHATEVER I SAY!
And that Potter won’t be in my way
And then I’ll be the one who is totally awesome!
GOYLE: Yea, you’ll be the one who is totally awesome!♪
HERMIONE: Guys, come on! We’re gonna miss the train!
ALL: ♪Who knows how fast, this year’s gonna go
Hand me a glass, let the butterbeer flow
HARRY: Maybe at last, I’ll talk to Cho!
RON: Oh no, that’d be way too awesome!
ALL: We’re back to learn everything that we can
It’s great to come back to where we began
And here we are – and Alakazam!
Here we go, this is totally awesome!
Come on and teach us everything you know!
The summer’s over and we’re itching to go!
NEVILLE: I think we’re ready for…Albus Dumbledore!
ALL: AaaaaaaAAAAHHH!
DUMBLEDORE: Welcoooooome all of you to Hogwarts!
I welcome all of you to school!
Did you know that here at Hogwarts
We have a hidden swimming pool?
Welcome, welcome, welcome Hogwarts
Welcome Hotties, Nerds, and Tools
Now that I’ve got you here at Hogwarts, ♪
I’d like to go over a couple of rules. My name is Albus Dumbledore and I am Headmaster of Hogwarts. You can all call me: Dumbledore. I suppose you could also call me Albus, if you wanted detention. I’m just kidding. I’ll expel you if you call me Albus.
ALL: ♪ Back to witches and wizards and magical beasts
To goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts
It’s all that I love and it’s all that I need at
Hogwarts, Hogwarts
Back to spells and enchantments, potions and friends
To Gryffindor!
Hufflepuff!
Ravenclaw!
SLYTHERIN!
Back to the place where our story begins
At Hogwarts, Hogwarts
DUMBLEDORE: I’m sorry, what’s it’s name?
ALL: Hogwarts, Hogwarts
DUMBLEDORE: I didn’t hear you kids!
ALL: Hogwarts, Hogwarts!
HARRY: Man, I’m glad I’m back!

[okmeamithinknow]

That's totally awesome!!!!

Oh and I have some pics from my trip that remind me of AVPM.



Cuter than a guinea pig...

and.....


Nevermind. I'll stay dehydrated.

~Crys~

[taytay1994]

Ahahaha YES!
So what exactly is Squirt, anyway?

[okmeamithinknow]

Squirt is a caffeine-free citrus-flavored pop. They called Squirt because the drink was claimed to "squirt" into one's mouth like a freshly squeezed grapefruit.




~Crys~

[RocksmySocks]

That's awesome, Taylor! Thanks for posting the beginning of your transcript!


Lol, this video was posted on the fb page. It amused me, and thought John in particular might appreciate it. It's a Hermione/Draco vid...

[John Richards]

Yay!

[XstarsandheartsX]

You're tall and fun and pretty,
you're really, really skinny;
GINNY!

I'm the Mickey to your Minnie,
You're the Tigger to my Winnie;
GINNY!

I wanna take to you to the city,
take you out to dinny;
GINNY!

You're cuter than a guinea pig,
wanna take you out to Winnipeg,
THAT'S IN CANADA!

I just felt like typing that entire thing out.