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[John Richards]

The Caffeinator stood in the Neutron Knights Cafeteria. "Does anyone want any coffee?", he said.

[kohirihiri]

The ex-queen, clothed in casual wear (her best disguise), strolled up to the counter and plopped down on a stool, "Sir, I would, but I fear it is a diarrhetic... Got anything with mangos in it?"

[John Richards]

"No. Just plain coffee."

[kohirihiri]

"No. Just plain coffee."

"Decaf so I don't poop as much?" she gave puppy eyes while shaking her head.

[John Richards]

"I can do that," he said. Coffee spewed out of the metal hole in his back into a conveniently created styrofoam cup, which he handed to the ex-queen.

[kohirihiri]

"I can do that," he said. Coffee spewed out of the metal hole in his back into a conveniently created styrofoam cup, which he handed to the ex-queen.

"Much obliged," she made eye-contact with the cup, if the cup had any eyes, clasping it carefully like the holy grail, and then drinking the coffee greedily. Carelessly lowering the cup to the table, she wiped her mouth clean with her wrist and pulled out a flimsy leather wallet, flipping through a ridiculous amount of cash. Crinkling her nose, she glanced up for a brief moment and then back down to her wallet, "How much I owe you?"

[John Richards]

"Nothing. Making coffee is what I'm here for."

[ssj4majuub]

I walk up smiling.
"Caf-man! Can I get anything with enough caffeine to knock out an ox? Stayed up to late last night again."

[Kaz]

"Double, tall, skinny, cappuccino with extra foam, extra chocolate dusting and whipped cream, please!" shouted a jittery achemist, wizzing through the door.

"Nothing like a cup of coffe to make me all jittery and paranoid!"

[John Richards]

"One dead tree covered in lard and one Cthullhu in a top hat, coming right up!"
Two cups came out. "This first one should contain enough caffeine to make someone taking merely one sip of it unable to sleep for twenty four hours. The second should be able to induce paranoid delusions unlike any other known to man."

[ssj4majuub]

I down the cup instantly, shaking my head.
"Refill?"

[John Richards]

"That should be quite enough. You should be unable to sleep for several months, now."

[ssj4majuub]

I grin mischievously.
"6 hundred bucks if ya make me another one."

[kohirihiri]

"Nothing. Making coffee is what I'm here for."

"Cool," she slaps down a three-inch wad of cash into his hand. "Keep the change."

[John Richards]

"Fine, fine..." Another cup of coffee, the safe as the earlier one, whirred out.

[kohirihiri]

"So... got any friends?"

[ssj4majuub]

I grin, chugging it.
"Thanks, man." I say, slapping the cash down. "I might finally finish that Lightchanger now."

[Kaz]

I stare into the bottom of my empty cup, my eye twitching.

"Where did it go!? What did you do with it!? And can I get another one?"

My eye twitches furiously before I whirl round and stare crazily at the others.

"WHY ARE YOU STARING AT ME!?!?"

[kohirihiri]

"WHY ARE YOU STARING AT ME!?!?"

"I just thought you'd be fun to talk to. I'm kinda bored."

[Kaz]

"You don't want to try to steal my coffe?"