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#1 angel_jc8

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Posted 01 January 2009 - 09:25 PM

As we all know, Sheen has the best lines in the entire show. Here's the topic to post your fav ones and make up some that you think he might say.

Here's my fav...

"Ah, the sea. Whose water grows our gardens. Whose electric eels light our homes. Whose jelly fish fill our jelly donuts!"
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Posted 01 January 2009 - 10:32 PM

Ooh, ooh, I LOVE Sheen quotes! They always cheer me up when I'm down. :lol:

My favorite Sheen quote is--

"I'm here to bring you and Carl back together through my exclusive "Reach Out and Touch a Friend" program"-The Feud.

I ROFL SO HARD everytime I hear that, I swear. I'm not sure why, but I can't help it!


Great topic, everyone enjoys a good Sheen quote!

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Posted 01 January 2009 - 10:36 PM

Lol, that one's hilarious. :lol:

This one's Cosmo's, but it makes me rofl anyways.

"I've never gone so crazy with a giant hot dog before!"

or something like that. XD
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Posted 01 January 2009 - 10:39 PM

I know, right?!

My second favorite's a classic that's a lot of people's all time favorite, but it doesn't top that other one from Feud *shrugs* :Sheen:

Sheen: No, YOU'RE out of order. This court's out of order! THE SODA MACHINE IN THE GYM IS OUT OF ORDER!!-The Science Fair Affair

LOL I rephrased that before in school, but I don't think they got it :lol:



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Posted 01 January 2009 - 10:39 PM

I love Sheen quotes.

"The sent of victory is pungent. *sniffs* Or is that just me?" - Ultra Sheen

I love Sheen Estavez quotes.
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Posted 01 January 2009 - 10:40 PM

Sheen: No, YOU'RE out of order. This court's out of order! THE SODA MACHINE IN THE GYM IS OUT OF ORDER!!-The Science Fair Affair

LOL I rephrased that before in school, but I don't think they got it :lol:



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LMAO! So did I Pigquet! But everyone looked at me like WTF is she tawking about?! :blink:



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Posted 01 January 2009 - 10:55 PM

Oh my gosh Athena.

That quote is hilarious.

Once there was a soda machine in this museum I went too, and i wanted to get a soda from there but it was out of order.

So I went to one of the workers and was like "The soda machine in the lobby is out of order."

Once I said that I started laughing because it made me think of Sheen, and the guy didn't know why i was laughing or my mom.

It was pretty funny.
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Posted 01 January 2009 - 11:51 PM

XD! Sheen is the best. It was hilarious when he was in the Ptera.'s nest in Sorry Wrong Era.
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Posted 01 January 2009 - 11:57 PM

LOL, OMG, I quoted THAT recently too :blink: Do I see a strange pattern here? Haha.

Yeah, it was Christmas day, and my cousin Lori and my dad were discussing how in cartoons the mother bird always pushes the birds out and it seems so cruel but then they always end up flying :lol:

And I said (I was talking like REALLY SUPER fast all excited and laughing) "Oh, that's just like in Jimmy Neutron (or maybe I said in Sorry, Wrong Era, I don't remember, darn) when Sheen was in the pterodactyl nest and the mother pushed the one baby out of the nest and it flew (and I was imitating with my hand the way he went down and up all the sudden) and then she pushed the other one out and it flew, and then Sheen said 'OK, I really don't like where this is going'" And they laughed! Well, at least Lori laughed, but she seems to laugh a lot :lol: LOL Then I went on and said that he said "Hey, you call yourself a parent!" and they were cracking up.

They don't know what they're missing not watching the show for themselves.


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Posted 02 January 2009 - 12:21 AM

Lol!!! :lol: I also luv the one in the Beach Party Mummy, where he was reading the drawings on the wall. My favorite line was the last one, "-so she took her peanut butter sandwich for a walk." XD
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Posted 02 January 2009 - 12:24 AM

:Sheen: Uh, Jimmy, where's the bathroom? All I see is sand, and I'm not a cat. :unsure:

ROFL!!! Best Beach Party Mummy quote!




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Posted 02 January 2009 - 12:37 AM

I can't believe I forgot that one! That one cracks me up each time! XD
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Posted 02 January 2009 - 12:48 AM

I remember another one from Grumpy Young Men, the one where he tried to grow a stache to be more mature. lol =P
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Posted 02 January 2009 - 01:04 AM

Oh jeez...

Does anybody remember a quote about North Dakota that he said? It was always me favorite. :unsure:
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Posted 02 January 2009 - 01:42 AM

Lol, I loved that one too. I think it was something like "That thing's a myth, like North Dakota!" or something like that. Which reminds me,

Carl: Jimmy, is it true that Mars has canals filled with creamy nougat?
Sheen: Don't be silly Carl, that's a myth, but watch out for the [something] of string cheese!
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Posted 02 January 2009 - 01:43 AM

Yeah Macey it was this:

"Carl, how many times do I have to tell you, your permenant record is just a myth, like the Lochness monster, or North Dakota."

That's a funny quote.

Sheen has the best quotes.
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Posted 02 January 2009 - 01:48 AM

Lucky North Dakota, they got to be in one of Sheen's awesomest quotes. :P
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Posted 02 January 2009 - 02:04 AM

:Sheen: Hmm, did I set it on fire and push it off a cliff, laughing insanely? I did that to something.

Technically Future Sheen, but it's still epically awesome! :rock:

I also like in Battle of the Band when he's like

:Sheen: No love songs! We've got to kick out the jams, dude!

And the quote that made me fall in love with his quotes in the beginning:

:Sheen: Jimmy! Your dad's like a mind-controlled duck man!

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Posted 02 January 2009 - 02:21 AM

Sheen: I have to vote for "Sheen and the Sheenettes". You guys can be the Sheenettes. Or, um, we could get some Sheenettes, and you guys can just stand around curtain and carry my stuff around, and stuff. :lol:




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Posted 02 January 2009 - 02:25 AM

I would totally be one of his Sheenettes :lol:
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