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[Mara=^.^=]

OK, so here's the story: I really feel like laughing, and it's your job to entertain me! :D

OK, just kidding (well, mostly). Here's the real story. School has started up again and everyone's drowning in a sea of homework and activities, so I figured it was high time we engaged in some quality randomness. :thumbsup:

So, I started this (un)contest just for kicks. Here's how it works:
1) Write something random that would NEVER happen in TOSOT. :blink: It can be a 5 page short story, a simple exchange between two characters, a hilarious narration, a description of something, a quick doodle, a comic strip...whatever tickles your fancy. Heck, you can even make the characters appear on the Jerry Springer Show if you want to. The more outrageous, the better. :bock:
2) You can enter up to 3 times, so if more than one improbable scenario pops into your head, you can enter again!
3) Attempt to keep things PG-13, but if you're going to write something more edgy, put a "CAUTION: R-rated material" header on your post. I'm not encouraging R-rated stuff, since it usually tends to be less funny than more reader-friendly material anyway.
4) Entries should be funny. Duh. :rolleyes:
5)There will be 3 winners, and yes, the same person can win more than once if they have multiple entries that ROCK. Prizes will be announced at the end of the contest to increase the dramatic suspense (hey, this relates to TOSOT, there HAD to be a cliffhanger somewhere!) *.*

Well, that's about it I guess. Oh, and incase you were wondering, any of the characters from TOSOT or JN in general can appear in your entries. I would have done a "stuff that could never happen in JN" contest, but I think there's already a topic like that somewhere.(?) OK, well, have lots of fun, be spontaneous, be random, be hilarious! I look forward to some really messed up, side-splitting entries! :dance:

~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =
P.S. Oh, and for you poor saps who still haven't read TOSOT, read it NOW or forever hold your peace.

[Mara=^.^=]

It just occurred to me that I should probably provide some examples to get those creative juices flowing (eww, that sounded gross for some reason).

Sketch example:


Exchange example:
DICTATOR JIMMY: You know, all this fighting is starting to get really old. Let's have a teaparty!
AURORA: OK!
DJ: I call the pink cups!

Description example: Suddenly, and with a look of pure terror in his eyes, Future Sheen turned his gaze skyward. The pigeons were back.

Etc...I'm sure you can come up with a lot more random/funny stuff than this. Carry on! (carrion. Ha. ha.)

~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

[girlgenius123]

Oooh, I'm entering!

[Mara=^.^=]

Yay! :dance:

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[Chica_Andromeda]

I'll enter! Now to get some sugar so I'll be able to be hyper and random... ;)

[Beks]

oooh, I have one!!!


DJ: General-Bot, bring in the Purple Monkey Attack Droids! And the squirrel-powered plasma ray needs more acorn oil! Oh, and bring me a Diet Flurp, I'm parched!

[Mara=^.^=]

oooh, I have one!!!


DJ: General-Bot, bring in the Purple Monkey Attack Droids! And the squirrel-powered plasma ray needs more acorn oil! Oh, and bring me a Diet Flurp, I'm parched!

LOL. The scary thing is that he probably DOES have a general bot. Love the detail on the diet purple flurp. Evil Dictators have to watch their waistlines!

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[.:!Gwen!:.]

Ahaha, "I call the pink cups!" That was great.

I'll totally enter. But I'll need to think about it. Even if I am usually spontaneous with these things, I want to do something really good. ^____^




.:!Gwen!:.

[Mara=^.^=]

Oh by the way, these WILL be going in the "extras" section of TOSOT (if I ever get around to making an "extras" section). If you feel like contributing to the extras but DON'T want what you write to be counted as your entry to this contest, just specify "This isn't an entry. This one's just for fun".

~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

[girlgenius123]

*deep breath* This isn't an entry. This one's just for fun.



Just to show you that as much as I adore drawing, I can't draw people AT ALL.

[Mara=^.^=]

OMFG. **gasps for air, then falls over laughing**

~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

[girlgenius123]

*glances at Mara* OK, maybe I WILL enter this one.

MAYBE.

Edit: What the hey, consider it an entry!

[Mara=^.^=]

Oh, the pink background! The face! The ponytail!
"Like OMG!!!" **starts laughing again**

By the way, this'll probably be my reaction to most submissions... LOL

~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

[Beks]

Oh, I have another one!!


A light on the console flashed with an errie green light. April swerved in her seat to face Aurora.

April: Incoming transmision.
Aurora: On screen.

The front window, which held a starry sky, flickered and was replaced by a handsome young man with piercing blue eyes. He didn't seem to notice he was on screen, because he was busy picking his nose. He finally did notice, and hurredly put his finger away.

DJ: Oh, um. Hello...


Not very funny, I just thought that would be funny. I've always wondered what would happen if people in StarTrek did that!

[Edit] this is an entry!

[Mara=^.^=]

**gigglesnort**

That's actually really funny. I was held in suspense by the first part and then BAM. Nosepicker.

DANG that's good stuff.

~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =

[cancel_me]

ROFL. That was so good I almost spit my Slurpee on the computer. D;

I might enter if I have time. I h8 skool wrkz. If I do enter, I've got this HILARIOUS comic idea. I'll give you a hint of what's to come (if I have time): It was inspired by seeing a gecko in the shower. BE AFRAID.

[miss.darkstar]

Merilee@LOL *laughs so hard* THAT IS SO FUNNY!!

I am so joining!!!! As soon as I get a bag full of candy!

[Beks]

Ok, never mind! That was an entry! You talked me into it! :rolleyes:

[Ang]

OH WOW.

I am SO entering this Mara! Seriously. WOW! I already ahve ideas that relate nothing to the examples you made! HAHAHAAH! YAY ME! Anywho. This may even give me inspiraction for HLYN. Which would be a miracle right now. -_-

Btw, Beks, yours made me ROFL out of my chair. Seriously. :lol:

[Mara=^.^=]

I'll give you a hint of what's to come (if I have time): It was inspired by seeing a gecko in the shower. BE AFRAID.

Oh, I'm afraid. VERY afraid ;)

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