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Chompyzilla

Can you really call this a hotel, I didn't receive a mint on my pillow or anything.
Aug 24 2016 07:47 PM
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Chompyzilla

I fart in your general direction.
Aug 22 2016 11:16 PM
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    JimmyxxCindy4EVER
    Pfffffffrrrrt!!! XD
    Aug 23 2016 11:56 AM
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    Thore
    I told him we already got one. *snickers*
    Aug 23 2016 07:46 PM
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    JimmyxxCindy4EVER
    That was just one to grow on... XD
    Aug 24 2016 03:41 PM
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Chompyzilla

I found a tub in my fridge labeled "Not Yogurt".
Jul 18 2016 08:07 AM
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    JimmyxxCindy4EVER
    LMAO!!!
    Jul 18 2016 12:23 PM
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    Thore
    Only one way to find out if it is Yogurt. Take the lid off, leave a huge tongue imprint in it and then lurk nearby so that when the owner returns and inevitably cries out in dismay you will hear if they call it yogurt or not.
    Jul 19 2016 04:50 AM
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Chompyzilla

I know words. I have the best words.
Jul 02 2016 05:46 AM
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    ShadRose17
    show me these words.
    Jul 02 2016 05:51 AM
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    JimmyxxCindy4EVER
    Blah blah blah blah blah...... XD
    Jul 05 2016 01:09 PM
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Chompyzilla

"If all your friends were named Cliff, would you jump off them?"
Jul 01 2016 02:26 AM
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    ShadRose17
    yes, frequently.
    Jul 01 2016 03:26 AM
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    Thore
    I would just buy them truck loads of hangers.
    Jul 01 2016 03:31 AM
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    almostinsane
    Yes.
    Jul 02 2016 01:55 AM
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Chompyzilla

"The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
Jun 27 2016 07:58 PM
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Chompyzilla

I am way too amused at the fact that you can get .horse domain names.
Jun 02 2016 05:00 PM
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Chompyzilla

As we get closer to the end of this sentence, I think it's important that we lower our expectations.
May 26 2016 04:34 AM
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Chompyzilla

So! You and your little pantsy-wantsy friends thought you could take over the world, huh? Well, you didn't know you had to deal with Hugh Neutron, did ya? So, talk. Ha-ha! Ya can't talk, can ya? You know why? Because you're pants! So, zip it!
Apr 08 2016 05:37 AM
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    Mara=^.^=
    lol
    Apr 08 2016 05:03 PM
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    Thore
    I'm just inviting people to our pants off later.
    Apr 08 2016 06:21 PM
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    TheKingInTheNorth
    I've got two words for ya! No pants! Ha ha ha, yeah. It's the fabulous fashion sensation that's sweeping the nation, so gather 'round and pull 'em down!
    Apr 09 2016 12:07 AM
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Chompyzilla

My dog has taken to passive-aggressively sitting in front of the cable box so the remote will not work.
Mar 30 2016 11:46 AM
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    JimmyxxCindy4EVER
    Silly pooch!! XD
    Mar 30 2016 04:33 PM
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Chompyzilla

It's been years since it was vaguely a thing, but I just lost the game.
Mar 25 2016 07:32 AM
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    Thore
    All those years... so many sacrifices... I hope you're happy... *sobs quietly*
    Mar 25 2016 08:39 AM
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    ShadRose17
    *SCREAMS* THIS HAS HAPPENED SO MUCH JUST THIS MONTH TO ME, THANKS CAMERON.
    Mar 25 2016 11:08 PM
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Chompyzilla

Can I never ever not be dis-excused sometimes?
Mar 18 2016 07:51 AM
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    Chompyzilla
    You are.
    Mar 20 2016 07:14 AM
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    JimmyxxCindy4EVER
    Sure is! XD My fave quote from it:

    Libby: That's IT!! I've had it with you AND yo' big freaky head!!
    Mar 20 2016 06:16 PM
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    Chompyzilla
    Sheen: Now to pick my queen. I shall choose the fairest and most beautiful of the town's females. Miss Fowl: I'm afraid of commitment! Sheen: I didn't mean you!
    Mar 21 2016 07:42 AM
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Chompyzilla

Yousa thinkin' yousa people gonna die?
Mar 17 2016 02:45 AM
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    JimmyxxCindy4EVER
    The species Jar-Jar Binks is. lol
    Mar 17 2016 04:12 PM
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    ShadRose17
    Ooooh, that's what happens when you're in the minority that has never actually watched but one Star Wars movie. xD
    Mar 17 2016 09:19 PM
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    TheKingInTheNorth
    Monsters out dere, leakin' in here. All sinkin' and no powa! Whena yousa tinkin' wesa in trouble???
    Mar 17 2016 10:19 PM
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Chompyzilla

My dog ate my tax refund.
Mar 04 2016 06:15 AM
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Chompyzilla

Cameron: Living 24/7 since 1998.
Feb 29 2016 11:01 PM
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    JimmyxxCindy4EVER
    As for me, ten years earlier than that! XD
    Mar 03 2016 01:21 PM