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#81 Pigquet3

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 04:32 AM

"Are you html code? Because I’d like to put you on top of my </body>"

Oh, I'd hook up with a guy off of that line! He'd deserve it! ;)





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#82 Mara=^.^=

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Posted 09 December 2012 - 10:10 PM

umm.

 

if your pants were a .rar file, I would unzip them.

 

 

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#83 xErik12

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 05:06 AM

I found these incredibly nerdy pickup lines on the net. They are so cute ^_^ I have a feeling Jimmy would say something along these lines...


1. You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle.

2. I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun-with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.

3. I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.

4. Baby, let me find your nth term...

5. I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.

6. Baby, you're a 9.999999999...but you'd be a 10 if you were with me.

7. What's your sine? The sine^(-1) of you must be pi/2 cause you're the one

8. When you and me are together it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.

9. I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.

10. Our love is like dividing by zero.... you cannot define it.

11. Whoops, I think my binomials just expanded :P

12. Baby if you were a 6 I would want to be your (reflection about the x-axis + then reflection about the y-axis) -->9

13. The way the light reflects off the angles of your head is extremely enchanting.

14. You must be an asymptote, because I just find myself getting closer and closer to you.

15. Like a quantum computation, our paths are entangled.

16. Like a graph with n^2 edges, you complete me.

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And Sheen might struggle and finally come up with these:

1) Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!

2) I less than three you..... (i < 3 you)

3) Baby, you must be a pile of dinosaur bones, cause I dig you!

4) I'll "eye" your pod! ;)


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That's all I got! Anybody got some for Carl?


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Lol and I don't even know what half of those lines mean.. if they have any references which I am clueless of.

 

I think I got one.

 

Did it hurt when you fell from outer space?

'Cuz you are outta this world!

 

 

 

yeah... I got nothin'.


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#84 latinvortex

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Posted 25 April 2013 - 10:44 PM

"Are you html code? Because I’d like to put you on top of my </body>"

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OMG :lol: that one it's epic !!!

 

More Jimmy's pick up lines:

  • You defragment my life.
  • You're hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
  • I think my heart just lagged.
  • You speed up my hard drive

     


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#85 JimmyxxCindy4EVER

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Posted 03 October 2021 - 10:45 PM

Just thought of a new nerdy pickup line after all these years!! :lol:

:Jimmy: to :Cindy: If you were hydrogen and I was oxygen, I'd form chemical bonds with you, if you know what I mean... :naughty:
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