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#1 Mara=^.^=

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Posted 27 December 2007 - 07:38 AM

I found these incredibly nerdy pickup lines on the net. They are so cute ^_^ I have a feeling Jimmy would say something along these lines...


1. You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle.

2. I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun-with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.

3. I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.

4. Baby, let me find your nth term...

5. I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.

6. Baby, you're a 9.999999999...but you'd be a 10 if you were with me.

7. What's your sine? The sine^(-1) of you must be pi/2 cause you're the one

8. When you and me are together it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.

9. I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.

10. Our love is like dividing by zero.... you cannot define it.

11. Whoops, I think my binomials just expanded :P

12. Baby if you were a 6 I would want to be your (reflection about the x-axis + then reflection about the y-axis) -->9

13. The way the light reflects off the angles of your head is extremely enchanting.

14. You must be an asymptote, because I just find myself getting closer and closer to you.

15. Like a quantum computation, our paths are entangled.

16. Like a graph with n^2 edges, you complete me.

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And Sheen might struggle and finally come up with these:

1) Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!

2) I less than three you..... (i < 3 you)

3) Baby, you must be a pile of dinosaur bones, cause I dig you!

4) I'll "eye" your pod! ;)


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That's all I got! Anybody got some for Carl?


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#2 ssj4majuub

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Posted 27 December 2007 - 07:40 AM

ROFL.

Those were awseome.

*thinks about some for Carl*
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Posted 27 December 2007 - 08:18 AM

:lol: to the EXTREEEEEEEEME!!!1/ Number 11 is the one that really got me! :P Oh, dear fog, Mara, you make me happy and nauseated all at the same time!
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#4 Mara=^.^=

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Posted 27 December 2007 - 08:21 AM

Oh, dear fog, Mara, you make me happy and nauseated all at the same time!

That's mah job!

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Posted 27 December 2007 - 08:23 AM

EXACTLY what I've been looking for! :lol:
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Posted 27 December 2007 - 06:04 PM

lol I ALWAYS say this one: I less than three you..... but in spanish :P



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#7 Mara=^.^=

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Posted 28 December 2007 - 04:37 AM

I love nerdy pickup lines :lol:
Actually I just love nerdy guys in general lol. I swear I'm gonna marry a computer geek. :D

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Posted 06 January 2008 - 03:14 AM

Aww those are cute and it does remind me of something Jimmy and Sheen would say :dance:
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Posted 08 January 2008 - 05:09 AM

LOL those are great! :P I love the "Baby, you're a 9.999999999...but you'd be a 10 if you were with me" one! :D Heh heh I could see Jimmy useing that! LOL this one guy actually used a line from Wallace and Grommit (if you know who they are) to hit on me! I was Christmas shopping in the mall at this Hickory Farms stand to get my Stepdad something, and I asked the guy who worked there what good cheese they had, and as I was getting it he's like "Cheese Grommit!'. Heh heh! He was actually pretty cute. ;) Where'd you find those pick-up linkes Mara?
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Posted 08 January 2008 - 07:33 PM

XD Those are pretty funny. I can definitely see Jimmy and Sheen using those.
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Posted 30 April 2008 - 08:20 PM

Topic resurrection...

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Posted 30 April 2008 - 08:34 PM

ooo, I got one for Carl!

"You smell nice."
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Posted 30 April 2008 - 08:35 PM

-stifles giggle-

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Posted 30 April 2008 - 08:40 PM

I GOT ONE FOR CARL!!

Carl: If you where plutonian gut chunks, I'd eat you! B)
Girl: :blink:
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Posted 30 April 2008 - 08:44 PM

Eeeeeew >.<

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Posted 30 April 2008 - 09:15 PM

I know this is really perv, but

"Wanna see my llama?"
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Posted 01 May 2008 - 12:09 AM

I'm not even on morphine anymore and I can't stop laughing. XD

But you know, a guy actually said the isoceles triangle one to me once. I was like....LOLTHX XD

Carl: "So i herd u lyk llamas?"

Cause the mudkip line is indeed nerdy. XD





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Posted 01 May 2008 - 12:20 AM

"You are my inhaler when I get wheezy" which is pretty much all the time <_<

IDK. :rolleyes:

Hahaha, I love that first one you said Sheen would say. You make it up or just found it? I think he honestly would say something like that. Cool B)

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Posted 01 June 2008 - 10:04 PM

I'll eye your pod!

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL ROFL LMBO ROFL ROFL LOL!!!

I LESS THAN THREE THAT "PICK UP LINE" THINGY. I'M SOOOOO GUNNA USE THAT ONE.

Wllntrly but it's still funny.
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Posted 02 June 2008 - 03:44 AM

I know this is really perv, but

"Wanna see my llama?"

OMG You just made me think of something SOOOO FUNNY!

I have to draw this now. **runs off to photoshop**

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