JN - Nerdy Pickup Lines?
#1
Posted 27 December 2007 - 07:38 AM
1. You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle.
2. I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun-with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
3. I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.
4. Baby, let me find your nth term...
5. I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
6. Baby, you're a 9.999999999...but you'd be a 10 if you were with me.
7. What's your sine? The sine^(-1) of you must be pi/2 cause you're the one
8. When you and me are together it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
9. I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
10. Our love is like dividing by zero.... you cannot define it.
11. Whoops, I think my binomials just expanded :P
12. Baby if you were a 6 I would want to be your (reflection about the x-axis + then reflection about the y-axis) -->9
13. The way the light reflects off the angles of your head is extremely enchanting.
14. You must be an asymptote, because I just find myself getting closer and closer to you.
15. Like a quantum computation, our paths are entangled.
16. Like a graph with n^2 edges, you complete me.
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And Sheen might struggle and finally come up with these:
1) Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
2) I less than three you..... (i < 3 you)
3) Baby, you must be a pile of dinosaur bones, cause I dig you!
4) I'll "eye" your pod! ;)
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That's all I got! Anybody got some for Carl?
~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =
#2
Posted 27 December 2007 - 07:40 AM
Those were awseome.
*thinks about some for Carl*
#3
Posted 27 December 2007 - 08:18 AM
#4
Posted 27 December 2007 - 08:21 AM
That's mah job!Oh, dear fog, Mara, you make me happy and nauseated all at the same time!
~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =
#5
Posted 27 December 2007 - 08:23 AM
#6
Posted 27 December 2007 - 06:04 PM
o:) Andre o:)
#7
Posted 28 December 2007 - 04:37 AM
Actually I just love nerdy guys in general lol. I swear I'm gonna marry a computer geek. :D
~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =
#8
Posted 06 January 2008 - 03:14 AM
#9
Posted 08 January 2008 - 05:09 AM
#10
Posted 08 January 2008 - 07:33 PM
#11
Posted 30 April 2008 - 08:20 PM
~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =
#12
Posted 30 April 2008 - 08:34 PM
"You smell nice."
#13
Posted 30 April 2008 - 08:35 PM
~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =
#14
Posted 30 April 2008 - 08:40 PM
Carl: If you where plutonian gut chunks, I'd eat you! B)
Girl: :blink:
#15
Posted 30 April 2008 - 08:44 PM
~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =
#16
Posted 30 April 2008 - 09:15 PM
"Wanna see my llama?"
#17
Posted 01 May 2008 - 12:09 AM
But you know, a guy actually said the isoceles triangle one to me once. I was like....LOLTHX XD
Carl: "So i herd u lyk llamas?"
Cause the mudkip line is indeed nerdy. XD
.:!Gwen!:.
#18
Posted 01 May 2008 - 12:20 AM
IDK. :rolleyes:
Hahaha, I love that first one you said Sheen would say. You make it up or just found it? I think he honestly would say something like that. Cool B)
B) Pigquet
#19
Posted 01 June 2008 - 10:04 PM
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL ROFL LMBO ROFL ROFL LOL!!!
I LESS THAN THREE THAT "PICK UP LINE" THINGY. I'M SOOOOO GUNNA USE THAT ONE.
Wllntrly but it's still funny.
#20
Posted 02 June 2008 - 03:44 AM
OMG You just made me think of something SOOOO FUNNY!I know this is really perv, but
"Wanna see my llama?"
I have to draw this now. **runs off to photoshop**
~*Mara*~ = ^.^ =
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